Daryl took me outside of the house where a big black limo was waiting.
"Where are you taking me?" I asked him.
"The airport. We'll be flying to England." Daryl answered.
"England? Why?"
"You've been bought by an English boyband." He said.
"Boyband?" I asked. "Which one."
"They're called One Direction. Ever heard of them?"
"I mean, I've heard their songs a couple times while I was shopping at Justice." I answered. "But...but why? What do they want with me?"
"Ask them yourself." Daryl gestured to the limo. He walked up to the back doors and opened them for me. I hesitantly stepped inside the limo.
Inside, 5 British-looking boys were waiting. They were sitting around the car holding teacups. They drank them politely with their pinkies up.
They all looked up at me.
"'Ello mate!" A blond boy greeted me cheerfully. "Don't mind us, just teatime in England right now. Thought we could have a spot o' tea while we waited."
"Um, hi." I said, shyly.
"No need to be shy, love. Ready to start your new life?"
Ready as I'll ever be....