➴ 𝐖𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐖𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐋...

By usuallywoozi

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[Writing Style: Groupchat AU ft. Written Chapters] ⤷ Complete ❞ skyhoon: its official, i hate you all shua_du... More

[SVT] Beginning Note 🌸✨
[RQ1] the g word
[RQ2] i did it on purpose !!
[RQ3] ah! rap squad, bro!!
[RQ4] bicker bois and lots of noise
[RQ5] evil twins and little kids
[RQ6] show host and 97 Bros
[RQ7] the seven-scene
[RQ8] kim mingyu, a 10
[RQ9] one up the boys
[RQ10] join us!
[RQ11] things are going wrong, huh
[RQ12] be honest with me love
[RQ13] gemini tings
[RQ14] beanie makes meanie
[RQ/S15] sorry sweetheart
[RQ16] A+ Plating
[RQ17] re: save the date
[RQ18] troublemakers making trouble
[RQ/S19] the friendship game
[RQ20] well then
[RQ/S21] elitist
[RQ22] council's first meeting
[RQ23] don't talk
[RQ24] two (pairs of) bros
[RQ25] the safe route
[S26] mistake
[RQ27] pink pajamas
[RQ/S28] stem
[RQ29] burger boy
[RQ30] confession
[RQ31] the slip up, fix up
[RQ32] could you don't
[S33] finally ?!?
[S34] leaf
[RQ35] we rise
[RQ36] YO, YOOO
[RQ/S37] the slip up, miss up
[RQ38] once again
[RQ/S39] this goes out to
[RQ/S40] rose
[RQ41] play on (and off)
[RQ42] the flower garden
[RQ43] don't call it a
[S44] always mine
[RQ45] jeonghan's priorities
[RQ46] this 4 wheeled driver isn't level
[RQ47] tables stables don't say you're able
[RQ/S48] welcome back to the jungle
[S49] what happens in Ve- cafes...
[S50] solace
[RQ/S51] lots of change (makin' bank)
[RQ52] the countdown
[S53] end my suffering
[S54] like end it already
[RQ55] c'mon barbie
[S56] let's go party
[S57] jigsaw
[S58] the 'crush'ening
[RQ59] !!
[RQ60] ratatoing
[RQ/S61] love is lifted with the help of friends
[RQ62] fear of missing out
[RQ63] sweet and sour... or strange and spicy
[RQ64] level headed
[RQ/S65] when the hit hits
[RQ66] take action... go fish
[S67] wouldn't you know
[RQ68] cupid credit
[RQ69] illness the illest
[RQ70] ouran high school stalk club
[RQ71] the resurgence
[S72] deal with the devil
[RQ73] pretty privilege
[RQ74] what was up
[RQ75] ...so much love today
[RQ76] if i were a rich man
[RQ/S77] futuristic vibes
[RQ/S78] good mfin night
[RQ79] get therapy
[RQ80] fck science
[S82] friendship is
[RQ83] young as ever
[RQ84] the snitchening
[S85] big day
[RQ86] cant take yall anywhere
[RQ87] plague bird
[RQ88] maybe think a little more
[RQ89] graduation vibes
[RQ90] AAF and BSS
[RQ91] bein' nice
[RQ92] dont think twice
[S93] gays can't drive
[RQ94] im not trapped in here with you
[S95] you're trapped in here with me
[RQ96] gen z politics
[RQ97] Jackell Picasso and friends
[RQ98] girlboss the 1920's
[RQ99] end of an era
[RQ100] happy ending
[CARAT] End note 💎✨

[RQ81] the golden story

271 19 5
By usuallywoozi

chatting !
seventeen

chansome:
Hello yes my arc is today
Remember i done said that
I was right, as usual

8o8:
This a whole buncha bs you spoutin so i cant wait to see how you pull this off

chansome:
Nah cause
Today I tripped on the sidewalk the graceful swan I am but i straight up fell in to this guy's arms and like he flirted a lil i made it clear im not interested but this means i have great potential that no one could ever conceive
And along with that earlier this week I almost died a few times, there was trees and sht fallin like they were hostages told to get down or get shot and like I NARROWLY AVOIDED EACH ONE THE PARKOUR GOD I AM catch me out in these streets never trippin ever
So i'm hot, athletic, and also I be passin make up tests like how yall pass the blunt or whatever so add smart to that Perfection of Chan list
I AM the main character

wcrabw:
Yeah and you're in a fight to the death anime
Youre done fr

dont-k:
Im sorry how is any of that okay

mingood:
What im hearing is
"im clumsy and its attractive but that doesnt matter anyway, I said i'd never trip right after saying i tripped so not only did i lie, im also not smart because i have MAKE UP tests and then made that mistake while trying to be cool"

chansome:
Right right but are you any better

mingood:
Nah nah damn 😭
Uncalled for
If this is you as the main character this tv show needs a recall
Cancel it
No reruns no remakes nothin

chansome:
Whatchu so mad for

mingood:
You know exactly what im mad for dont bully me

onlyhalfangel:
Chan main character mingyu main character fight anime i vibe

shua_dubiduba:
Chan is the victim who became the bully

8o8:
Mingyu is just the victim and he stays that way

mingood:
Nah yall could change that

dont-k:
Could not will

mingood:
DAMN 😭😭😭
Get the attention off me for one second unlike braggy baby dinosaur over here i am fine being background noise

chansome:
Ex the fck CUSE ME???
Nah youre gonna get these hands

8o8:
BRAGGY BNABY DINOSAUR????
Mingyu you have earn a miniscule amount of my respect on this day

skyhoon:
Man said miniscule goodbye

8o8:
Brotha still needa know his place

chansome:
Well a 'brotha' bouta know his place is SIX FEET UNDER SHOW UP

mingood:
Bro you said nothing bout show up
Also hell no anyway LMAO
Go bully soonyoung or sumn

staryoung:
MAN NAH
I WAS TRYNA BE SILENT WHICH IS VERY HARD FOR ME BTW AND I STILL GET CALLED UP
Hell nah phone going on do NOT disturb

iguess_imduck:
Good luck with that

staryoung:
Its the way yall should leave me and mingyu alone

chansome:
Yeah ive upgraded away from dat

8o8:
Lol if you get pushed back down though?

dont-k:
He'll have nothing bYEE

staryoung:
Gyu let's team up

mingood:
Hell nah youve bullied me too

staryoung:
But we gotta work together !!

mingood:
Nah every man for himself out in these streets

hancell:
What even is today
Own yall sht, get bullied
Hell i bully myself if anything im the one on another level around here

mc_microphone:
Yeah on the stupid level

hancell:
See i even got a boyfriend who bullies me where you finna find love like this

mingood:
Um i had that before you

wcrabw:
Hi :)

chansome:
And like thats not a want my man

hancell:
Not a want but a need

mingood:
What kinda masochist-

wcrabw:
These kids fr stealing all our sht
It's the way is the original visual go irene give us everything

mc_microphone:
There was a lot in that sentence

staryoung:
All im hearing is the bullied in this chat are mainly victims from their boyfies
Hi ji :D

skyhoon:
Wow okay
Correct but wow

onlyhalfangel:
Hm
Just had a thought

shua_dubiduba:
OH NO GET DOWN

onlyhalfangel:
Shut the fck up damn
Do i bully cheol enough for him to be added to your bullied by bfs club

iguess_imduck:
I hope not
I dont wanna be involved with them 😭

onlyhalfangel:
SKSHJDK
Cold hearted
I like em like dat

shua_dubiduba:
Ew ew ew i wanna leave

huitime:
Well uh i dont know where i fall here

8o8:
We bully each other equally enough I think we belong to the mentally ill category

huitime:
Aint all of us here belong to that tho
Why is this chat called seventeen it should be called mentally ill club

hancell:
Yooo is that a thing
Cause i'da KILLED that club in school

8o8:
Yeah if you have the right typa illness that phrasing could fit too close to home

chansome:
No no not today too much too much
Not on my arc day cmon

8o8:
Oh my god cant take this man anywhere

iguess_imduck:
I asked for one day where we arent a mess

shua_dubiduba:
You just contributed to said mess last message you sent

iguess_imduck:
Yeah but yall started it so

dont-k:
No cause have we all gone off the rails at least once by now we absolutely are I L L

shua_dubiduba:
Bro have you??
You might be the last one standing I dont know 😭

onlyhalfangel:
Hard to keep track when you been out here mad hattering sht

iguess_imduck:
Never say that again
Wtf honestly

onlyhalfangel:
And you're dating me so who's really crazy

mingood:
No wait points are being made here

iguess_imduck:
Bro you are one to talk
I know wonwoo and both of yall have ISSUES

wcrabw:
Yeah gyu he kinda right

mingood:
Really what is it with the bullying what kinda love language

chansome:
So much today
ALL OF WHICH IS TAKING AWAY FROM ME ???

8o8:
Oh my god

huitime:
Hao if you dont let it go its gonna physically affect you

8o8:
I would if i could but i just
Its the way yall set off my fight or flight
And im no coward you hear me?

chansome:
Okay twiggy

8o8:
NAH ALRIGHT

mingood:
As long as im off radar

chansome:
Nope you're still up

mingood:
Right cool

iguess_imduck:
Again i ask one normal day

shua_dubiduba:
Its the way you just add to it

skyhoon:
Its the way no one but me has this thing on mute SHEESH SHUT UP
Somehow yall still annoying on mute like damn

staryoung:
Yall may wanna listen

onlyhalfangel:
Yeah no one's scared of you ji

wcrabw:
We absolutely are
YOU are the one who isnt
Yes you are truly insane

onlyhalfangel:
Oh good point
Well anyway

skyhoon:
I don't understand how any of us are alive still

chansome:
CAUSE IM THE MAIN CHARACTER

huitime:
Dont

dont-k:
Right well

shua_dubiduba:
End this show then please

mingood:
This is all im saying

skyhoon:
Nah you saying a whole lot more

mingood:
NAH CMON

//17.81//

My only form of comedy left is having friends bully each other cause im pretty sure thats how friendship works-

Stan chan (haha rhymes) but really chan supremacy we love to see it

And slightly early upload cause im cleaning my room and dealing with a lot

That meaning i gOT A SECOND DOG TODAY

Strangely enough she looks just like our other one like she's larger and a different color but they have physical and personality similarities its kinda nuts lol

Check them out on their insta (yeah im that pet owner) @parkerplusjade although i just changed that handle so let me know if it doesnt work (to know if its right it should have my personal insta @liz.1910 listed in the bio !!)

-zi, who got a copy of her dog like a wild person

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