*From where we left off*
Naruto: Even if I can't beat you! I still have to try!
Y/n: *Laughs*
Gaara: What's so funny?
Y/n: Do you know how much I've been holding back?!
Naruto: N—
Y/n: No! No you don't! I could have destroyed Zabuza before he even spoke if I wanted too!
Naruto: . . .
Shikamaru: What does that have to do with anything?
Y/n: What I'm basically saying is that you have no chance of beating me, and that this is your last chance to turn back
Naruto: And if we don't turn back
Y/n: Then I'll kill you
Naruto: I still have to try
Y/n: Awww what a good friend, apart from a small issue and that was that fact that I never saw you as a friend and I never will neither will I ever be your friend
Naruto: Stop lying I know yo—
Suddenly footsteps are heard by all 4 of you and there's a lot of them, and it sounds like an army. A big army at that
Naruto: What's that sound?
Shikamaru: It's footsteps, but where is it coming from?
Gaara: It sounds like a march, so it must be an army
Y/n: If you twits would just look behind you, then maybe you'd see where that sound is coming from or maybe you're too blind to see it
The three of them turn around to see a big army, an army that consists of big chunks of each village
Naruto: Is that?!
Y/n: So the Feudal lords are so scared of me they decided to join forces to kill me? That's quite sad
Shikamaru: Wait! Does that mean that—?!
Y/n: Yes, it means that all of the 5 great ninja villages have allied themselves with each other just to kill me
Gaara: Looks like we don't have to fight you, I'll just let the 5 great villages figure this one out by themselves
Shikamaru: Yeah, and I think we should get out of their way quickly too or else we'll be friendly fire
Naruto: Looks like you have no choice but to surrender Y/n! Now you have to come back to the village!
Y/n: *Laughs*
Gaara: Huh? What's so funny? You're getting hunted down by all of the 5 great ninja villages, what's so funny about that?
Naruto: Yeah! What's so funny?!
Y/n: It's funny because you think you don't have to fight me
Shikamaru: Oh what you're going to stop all of them are you?
Y/n: I see the relief on your faces but I'm afraid there's a problem
Gaara: And what's that?
Y/n: This is 'Your' battle to fight, not 'Theirs!'
Gaara, Naruto and Shikamaru: !!!
Y/n: . . .
Naruto: W-what was that?!
Gaara: What Jutsu was that?!
Y/n: It's not a Jutsu
Gaara: Then what is it?!
Y/n: It's quite simple really, that was just my chakra pressure
Gaara: What?! That's no such thing!
Y/n: Not for the likes of you, you couldn't knock out a fly with your chakra pressure
Shikamaru: He knocked out an entire untied shinobi alliance!
Y/n: And I thought you were the smart one
Naruto: Why weren't we affected?
Gaara: He probably did that on purpose so that he could fight us
Y/n: The fact that you said 'he probably' shows how much of an idiot you are, did you not go to school?
Gaara: . . .
Y/n: Oh right yeah, you were used as a object of destruction. Oh well better to be a brainless object than a disappointment, right Gaara?
Gaara: . . .
Y/n: Is that not all you are? A disappointment that everyone hates, even your own mother and father
Gaara: . . .
Y/n: And Naruto the cast away of the village that was made for peace and prosperity
Naruto: . . .
Y/n: I ask you Naruto, why do you like Sakura? Do you know how much of a bitch she is to you?
Naruto: . . .
Y/n: Oh and before I forget, your own dad made you suffer, that's right, your own dad put that fox inside of you and what's worse he gave you the bad side
Naruto: W-what?!
Y/n: Anyways enough of me enraging you with facts
Shikamaru: What about me?
Y/n: Shut up, you're not even worth insulting
Naruto: Y/n why are you even doing this?!
Y/n: I'm going to ignore that question, because i'm ready to fight
Naruto: Bring it on!
Y/n: But before that, I have to warn you about the akatsuki
Naruto: The akatsuki?
Y/n: The one Itachi is joined
Naruto: Yeah, what about them?
Y/n: The leader isn't who it seems and the manipulator is the one that you least expect well at least for you
Naruto: What is that supposed to mean??
Y/n: You'll figure it out in time, but for now you might want to keep a look out for a group in the future
Naruto: What are you—?
Y/n: Enough talk I'll give you 3 second before I completely destroy you. 3
Naruto: You guys ready?
Y/n: 2
Gaara: Yeah
Naruto: What about you Shikamaru?
Y/n: 1
Shikamaru: Yeah I'm ready
Naruto: Alright then! We're ready! Believe it!
Y/n: Go!
*Start*
Y/n:
Naruto: Argh!!
Shikamaru: Argh!!!
Gaara: !
Y/n:
Gaara: Argh!! Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh!!
Naruto: I-I'm n-not d-done y-ye— Argh!!!
Y/n:
Naruto: Argh!!!
Y/n: Was that it?
No response
Y/n: Well that was boring
Gaara: I'm not done yet! Hahaha!
Y/n: Oh?
Naruto: I'm not done either!
Y/n:
Gaara: *Faints*
Naruto: W-what?!! How?!
Y/n: Good job, you made me pull out my chopsticks, do you want a sticker?
Shikamaru: Hey! Don't forget about me!
Y/n: It's not very hard to do that
Naruto: Ahhh!!
Shikamaru: Argh! Argh! *Faints*
Y/n: That performance was horrifically bad, I hope that's not all you've got
No response
Y/n: If that's it then I'm disappointed in you guys. Then again that's nothing new to you is it?
Naruto: Shut up!!
Y/n: Oh? You're still willing to fight?
Naruto: Of course I am! You're my friend!!
Y/n: Using the nine tailed fox, eh?
Naruto: I will bring you back to the village! Because your my friend!!
Y/n: Would a friend do this to you?!
Naruto: Argh!!
Y/n: And this!
Naruto: !!
Y/n:
Naruto: Argh!! Argh!! Argh! Argh!!!
Y/n:
Naruto: Argh!!!
Y/n: What about this?!
Naruto: Argh!!!
Y/n: You're still too weak, Naruto
Naruto: Argh!!!!
Y/n: This is honestly not worth my time
Naruto is fully unconscious and isn't able to move and can barely breath now, clinging on to life
Y/n: Since I'm here too fight anyways, I might as well see what you're made off
Y/n picks up Naruto and takes his shirt off
Y/n: *Slaps Naruto* Hey! Wake up! I don't have all day!
Naruto wakes up and is shocked
Naruto: !
Y/n: This won't hurt a bit
Naruto: ?!
Y/n: Release seal!
Naruto: Argh!!
Y/n: That should do it
Naruto: . . .
Y/n: I don't have all day come out! Kurama!
Kurama:
Y/n: Finally, took your time
Naruto:
Kurama: *Noises*
Y/n: *Smirks*
Kurama: *Stares at Y/n*
Y/n: Now things are getting interesting
To be continued...