Molly: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?
Lawrance: It’s not water.
Molly: Then what are you drinking ?
Lawrance: It 's vinegar.
Molly: …What?
Lawrance: It's vinegar
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Carson : hey jones i have a question
Jones : Oh what is it ?
Carson : Okay so where exactly is the scp my team is supposed to find.
Jones : * gives carson a 15 minute lecture*
Carson : All I did was ask one question.
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Lawrance: I’m afraid of clowns. There, I said it.
Molly: Lawrance, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging out with carson?
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Molly : wow look at that Amelia is out of her office
Amelia : be quiet
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Lawrence : i'll handle this containment breach
Jones : lawrance you trip going up the stairs.
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Carson: i'm just going to add a scream here because i feel like it AHJCGUK
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Lawrence: Numita, I don't like you.
Numita: What did you say?
Lawrence: You heard me!
Numita: And it turns out I actually didn't hear what the f*** you just said.
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Molly: i couldn't go to work
Amelia: why?
Molly: i was sick
Amelia: i go to work well sick
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Carson: What are you doing here?
Molly: I could ask you the same question.
Carson: I live here. This is my house.
Molly: I should probably ask you a different question.
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Lawrence: so what does your team do when its not on a mission
Valeria: oh we throw stuff at carson
Lawrence; what?
Leo: CARSON *throws a weight at carson*
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Amelia: smartwater drink this so you won't be as stupid as gustav
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Jones: oh no i'm not mad
*12 seconds later*
Jones: NUMITA YOU MOTHER(READCTED)
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Thomas: We only have 12 seconds 4 minutes and 5 seconds. Did I just say seconds twice?
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Lawrence: *on a mission* we only have half a hour wight no we have half of our time not half a hour sorry
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Amelia: work is the only thing that matters in life
Molly: acully-
Amelia: be quiet your wrong
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Numita: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.
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Amelia: And I'm done with all my work. What do I do know?
Thomas: sleep?
Amelia: .. More work!
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Molly : awww a cat
Thomas : be careful honey he has a knife
9870 : *holding a knife* what no i don't
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Carson : Hey 9870 do you have doubloons ?
9870 : never heard of that i do have a knife tho
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Lawrence: Here a fun fact rabbits will actually die if you feed them the orange part and nothing but the orange part. They actually prefer the green at the top.
Molly: good to know i'll save this information for later
Lawrence: dark
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Ramsey : Time for plan G.
Lawrence: Don’t you mean plan B?
Ramsey : No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Thomas: What about plan D?
Ramsey : Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Amelia: What about plan E?
Ramsey : I’m hoping not to use it.
Carson dies in plan E.
Molly: I like plan E.