[trigger warning, this story will include mentions and scenes of: abuse, discrimination, gore, rape and other sensitive topics]
spoiler warning for the following:
Doom (2016)
Doom eternal
And The ancient gods DLC
Underlined: in story writing/ translation
Bold: bloodlust
*:sfx
Italics: thoughts.
All: transition.
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Y/n awoke to the sound of his former helmet blasting BFG devision
Y/n tapped the top of the helmet and sat up.
Y/n: that was so much better than a sarcophagus.
Y/n donned his new praetor suit.
Y/n: wait, I don't know when class starts, and I don't even have a schedule.
Y/n heard a voice from outside his door.
???: Why do you leave it until five minutes before class to get ready, you dolt?!
???2: I'm sorry!!!
???3: wait what's this? Never seen it before.
Y/n opened the door, which was similar to those in his fortress.
Y/n: hey, I'm kinda new here and I have absolutely no idea when classes start or where to go.
Y/n noticed that he was talking to a short, white haired girl with a demeanour that just screamed superiority complex.
White: it's on your scroll.
Y/n: my what?
White: your scroll?! Didn't Ozpin give you one?!
Y/n: uhh no.
A long, blonde haired girl started hugging his side.
Blonde: I'll be happy to show you around~.
Y/n: awww hell yeah!!!!...wait a second that's Yang!!! And isn't Cindy my girlfriend?!
Y/n: uhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ruby pulled him away from yang.
Ruby: now now, yang, stop joking around with the new guy. Phew, nipped it in the bud.
Yang: your no fun, sis, why can't this sexy guy get with me?
Y/n: look, I'd love to, but I'm kinda already in a relationship. I feel like I dodged a blast from the BFG 10k there.
Yang: oh, that's fine. You could've just told me.
Y/n: there's also another reason why I can't be with you, meet me in my room after classes have ended.
Yang: sure.
<timeskip>
Y/n was listening to another one of professor port's speeches on the importance of bravery.
Prof.Port: so which one of you thinks that they embody the traits of bravery and selflessness?
Y/n: I did literally just kill Satan, so...
Y/n raised his hand.
Prof.port: ah, you may talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?
The professor opened a cage to reveal two Beowulfs and a Boratusk, the latter instantly charged at y/n as soon as he stepped into the arena.
Y/n: shit! Wait a second, it's like a pinky, that means it should have a weak point.
Y/n dodged a swipe from a Beowulf before shooting it in the face with the super-shotgun
Y/n: now's a better time than ever.
Y/n activated his new chainsaw and cleaved the second Beowulf in two.
Y/n used the lock on burst mod on his rocket launcher to cause the boratusk to falter for a few seconds.
Y/n: that things heavily armoured, but it never exposes its underbelly, it also rolls on its back before its attack.
The Grimm tried stabbing y/n with its tusks.
Y/n: come at me, you pile of rotten bacon!
The Grimm rolled on its back to prepare for another charge.
Y/n: gotcha!
Y/n pulled out his ballista and shot the Grimm in the underbelly, killing it.
Prof.port: such skill, we're in the presence of a true huntsman.
*RING*
Prof.port: and with that, we are out of time.
<timeskip>
Y/n was sitting next to team RWBY in the cafeteria.
Jaune: so...your a student now?
Y/n: yeah.
Pyrrha: but how? You must be at least 100 years old considering you were in that unopened sarcophagus.
Yang: a what?!
Y/n: it may surprise you, but I'm actually 14.
Weiss: but how? that sarcophagus has been around longer than the kingdoms.
Y/n: ok, time to spout random bullshit and hope that they believe me. there was a civilisation before this one, and before this world was called remnant, it went under the name of Argent D'Nur, my home.
it's people were a prosperous civilisation who even found a way to travel the stars. But one day they discovered a terrible power, a near infinite energy source they called argent energy, an energy made by extracting the tortured souls of those who were once living.
This energy was made in a place so vile and twisted, that it could only be described as hell. The beings that walked it were called demons by my people, they would tempt worlds that they wished to concur with the energy, then they took over said world, torture them, extract there souls, Then they begin the cycle anew.
I was young, and a perfect fit to be placed into a machine that could bestow upon those who are inside it the strength, speed and intelligence of the gods. And I used it to wreck hell's shit, then I got trapped in that fuckin box again, then I woke up on another planet?
I think it was, anyway, I stopped a demonic invasion there, few years later, I killed god and Satan.
Blake: Wait you killed god?
Y/n: well, a false god, but it was kinda a substitute cause god died when the universe got like made and shit.
Yang: so you did kill god.
Y/n: and Satan so it balances out.
Jaune: I don't think you can balance out killing god.
Y/n: wait, really? Shit, I really wish I could fucking care.
Ren: you don't care that you killed god?
Y/n: I'd fucking do it again, I don't care, I'm atheist.
???: owww! Stop it!
(Cardin fans say bye to your boy)
Y/n looked over and saw a woman with brown hair along with a pair rabbit ears that were being pulled by a guy who just has the most punchable face.
Ruby: *quietly* I fricking hate Cardin
Cardin: haha! What a freak!
Y/n saw the ears and had a flashback of his pet rabbit.
Y/n: daisy...
Jaune: why doesn't velvet fight back?
Blake: it would only prove his point.
Y/n: she still shouldn't have to stand and take that, is his only motivation that she has those ears?
Blake: that's how most of them are.
Y/n: Im gonna go talk to him.
Y/n loaded the super-shotgun.
Ruby: wait what are you doing?
Y/n: I just wanna talk to him.
Y/n reached cardin and tapped him on the shoulder with the barrel of the super-shotgun.
Cardin: huh?! Who the fuck are
you?!
Y/n started backing Cardin into a corner
Y/n: I go by many names, HellWalker, Doomguy, the doom slayer, but my most preferred one has got to be...
Cardin had his back against the wall, trembling in fear.
Y/n: the guy that's gonna feed you you're own entrails if you don't stop treating people like shit. That and daddy, but only your mom calls me that.
Y/n bonked Cardin on the head, knocking him out.
Y/n turned to the chef.
Y/n: also for the record, your bread is so hard it should be classified as a lethal weapon.
The chef hung his head in shame.
<timeskip>
team RWBY were in y/n's dorm.
Y/n set down a cup of coffee each.
Y/n: so, your all probably wondering what's under the helmet?
Yang: yeah, what's with that?
Y/n: well, it's so... it's, uhhhh.
Y/n started stumbling over his words.
Ruby set her cup down.
Ruby: if you can't do it, I'll do it for you.
Y/n: wait no I'm not ready!!!
Ruby took y/n's helmet off.
Y/n:...shit.
Yang put her hand over her mouth and gasped.
Yang: y/n...
Y/n received a haymaker to the face.
Y/n: ow! That's fair.
Yang: why the hell didn't you tell me?!
Y/n: I wanted it to be a surprise.
Yang: UGH!!! You always were a damm prankster.
Y/n: yeah, also I expect 30 lien compensation for that sexual harassment earlier.
Yang: *gag* oh god I hit on my own brother.
Blake: pfft! We're not in vacou, Yang.
Yang: that's just a stereotype.
Blake: I know, I'm only joking.
Yang playfully punched Blake's shoulder.
Y/n: *chanting* Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.
Yang and Blake blushed.
Yang: Y/N!!! It's not like that!!!
Blake: i-it's not like that at all.
Ruby: your literally finishing each others sentences.
Weiss: my older sister is particularly "fruity", and you are giving me similar vibrations.
Ruby: it's vibes, Weiss.
Weiss: same thing.
Y/n: it's really not. One is the feeling you get from someone's personality, and the other one is a feeling you get from a sex toy.
Ruby: why has everything gotta be sexual?!
Y/n: it's true. Anyhoo, enough of you and Weiss' sex life, wanna see my weapon collection?
Ruby got as giddy as a hyped up 5 year old on cocaine.
Ruby: first of all, it's not like that, secondly YES!!!!
Y/n got up and pulled a book from a bookcase, it swivelled to reveal y/n's "wall of ultimate badassery"
[the chainsaw is the crucible version, and the sentinel hammer is there too.]
Ruby: oh wow...
Y/n picked up the super-shotgun, a grimace on his face that can only be described as pure satisfaction.
Y/n: this one's my favourite, a brake-action double-barrelled shotgun.
Ruby: that looks like it packs a punch.
Y/n: your goddamm right, this baby can blow the head off of a Beowulf in one shot.
Ruby drooled as she set her eyes on the unmaykr.
Ruby: oh my sweet baby Jesus, what is that beast?
Y/n: the ultimate gun, the Unmaykr, it uses the same rounds as the BFG, and it's basically the spread gun from Contra.
Ruby: so really powerful?
Y/n: like you wouldn't believe, but it kinda puts a hole in the old ammo bag if you catch my drift.
Ruby: so kinda a last resort weapon?
Y/n: yeah.
Weiss: where did you get all of this high tech weaponry?
Y/n: well, most of the higher tech weapons like the BFG are from the UAC, which is basically atlas from a world where technology advanced to the point where they had an outpost on another planet and they were using it to syphon energy out of hell. Why they didn't just use fusion energy is beyond me.
Weiss: so your from here, but you got trapped in some kind of alternate timeline?
Y/n: yep.
Weiss: how can you prove it?
Y/n: hehe, Vega! Pull up some helmet footage from the mars facility.
Vega: right away.
The tv sprung to life and showed footage of Y/n fighting the cyberdemon.
Ruby: that was awesome!
Weiss: what was that thing?!
Y/n: cyberdemon.
Blake: why do you say that so casually?! That would take 60 huntsman to even put a dent in that thing.
Y/n: good thing I'm a demigod then.
Ruby: oh yeah, forgot that.
Yang: huh, wonder if me or Ruby could get that strength.
Y/n: how do you think Ruby can lug around that badass sniper-scythe?
Ruby: yeah, but you could probably hold it above your head with one hand, I can't.
Y/n: you wanna be able to do that? Bulk up, hit the gym, and lay off the cookies a bit.
Ruby: really, that's it?
Y/n: that or keep up your regular workout and just chug protein shakes like there going out of style.
Ruby: you do know that protein shakes are highly addictive, right?
Y/n: wait what?
Ruby: it's true, but I'll take your advice and start a more intense regimen.
Vega: apologies for interrupting your conversation, but i have detected a spike of argent energy in the floating city of atlas.
Y/n: demonic?
Vega: it's a positive argent signature, demons produce a negative signature, I have scanned the source and it appears to be a human with a similar life signal to you and your siblings.
Y/n: gender?
Vega: one moment...scans indicate that the source is a woman, she is approximately 30 years old.
Y/n:...who is the leader of atlas again?
Vega: general James ironwood.
Y/n: set the Portal for his office, I wanna have a chat with him.
Vega: opening the portal now...
The wall in front of the coffee table retracted and raised upwards to reveal the portal generator already activated.
Y/n put on his helmet and grabbed the combat shotgun.
Y/n walked into the portal whilst racking a shell into the chamber.
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Well, that was fairly easy.