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"Move out the fucking way before I dump the flour on you"
"I dare you"
Halston looks at me, and I shrug, before he slaps flower on Ares.
Let's just say, all hell broke loose.
"YOU BITCH" Ares says throwing an egg at him
We didn't even get 5 minutes in, lord have mercy.
Plot twist, it didn't hit Ares, it hit Julie.
"Aww shit" Ares says before dashing to hide behind me
"Come here" she says trying to reach him from behind me
"Annie help she'll kill me" he says from between my feet
"I-"
"HALSTON YOU LITTLE SHIT"
We turn our attention to scar covered in egg and sugar, and we all start laughing.
Until she grabs the sink hose.
"AHHH STOP JULIE'S GONNA MELT" Ares yells
"COME HERE YOU LITTLE BITCH" Julie yells grabbing him by his hair and pulling on it
"YOURE RIPPING MY SCALP OFFFF- AHHHHH" He yells like a little girl and I start laughing
"You think it's funny Annie" Lio says
Aww shit.
I try to run, I do, but his long ass legs are faster than mine.
He tackles me to the floor with my stomach to the floor and cracks an egg on my head. Hard.
"GET YOUR FATASS OFF ME" I yell kicking my little legs to hit his butt
"STOP HITTING ME" I hear Halston yell
"IM GONNA KICK YOUR THROAT JULIE I SWEAR T-AHHHHH STOP BITING MY FINGER" I hear Ares yell
"OKAY OKAY TRUCE, I CALL A TRUCE" Scar yells getting sprayed by water
We all stop in the positions we're in, and if anyone walked in right now, they'd think we're crazy.
Ares is on the floor with his head being pulled back by Julie on top of him holding his nose, Halston is spraying Scar with the sink hose while she has him in a chokehold, and I'm on Lio's back pulling his hair.
What a friend group we are.
"Now slowly disperse" she says letting Halston go and he turns the sink off
We all follow and sit in a space each, when we're all sat we stay quiet for what seems like 2 minutes before we start realizing the mess we have to clean.
"I want cookies" Halston says and we all groan.
1 hour later
"Finally" Lio says falling on the couch
We just finished cleaning the kitchen, and it took forever because Lio kept making us laugh, Ares needed a break every 5 minutes, and Halston claimed he needed to go pee every 2 minutes.
The best cleaning crew if you ask me.
"Let's go to a party, we didn't get to go last Sunday" Julie says
"I don't feel like being an extrovert today" Lio says laying down on the couch
"Yeah, it's more of an introvert type of day" Ares says
"Okay well it's literally dark outside so" Scar says
"Let's go to an abandoned skate park" Halston says
"YAY" Julie yells
We all agree on the skate park and pack ourselves in the car.
"Seat belts on bitches" Lio yells speeding off.
Why am I just now realizing that Lio always drives us.
45 minutes later
"Julie you get off first" Ares says
"Huh why me you get off first"
"Why are you guys whispering" I say getting off
"Annie wait no what If they eat you" Ares says getting out and in front of me
I love my Auggie to pieces.
"She's my girlfriend, I'll prote-AHHH-" Halston yells jumping on Lio in a bridal position.
"WHAT WHAT" Ares yells blocking me by putting his arms out
"A CAT" Halston yells pointing to a the cutest little fur ball I've ever seen
"Halston now I know damn well you did not just hop on me for that" Lio says throwing him off
"They're evil, Anastasia get away from it" Halston loud whispers
I go up to it and so do Julie and Scar and we start petting it.
Fuck rabies.
"I want him" I say
"He can be our house pet" Julie says
"Our own little mascot" Scar says booping it's nose
"NO NO" Halston yells
That boy is absolutely terrified of cats.
"Helloooo we're here to see an abandoned skate park" Ares says
"Yeah so leave it there and let's go" Halston says moving behind Lio towards the park
Scaredy-cat.
We leave the cat there and follow behind them, till we see a really graffitied park.
"Can you take a picture of me I need it for the gram" Ares says going to sit on a ramp with a graffiti wall behind him
I take a million just to make sure I get at least one good one and he kisses my head with a thank you, and then Lio and Halston want a picture too.
"You look hot in that" I whisper in Halston's ear when they're distracted by something on the other side of us
"Thanks baby"
"A little too hot, I'll caption it" I say snatching his phone while he laughs
I caption it "In love" and then I tag myself.
On his dick.
I give him the phone back, walking towards the group, when he pull me back by my waist, burying his face in my neck leaving light kisses making me giggle because that's my tickle spot.
"I love you" he says giving me a long kiss
"I love you" I say smiling
"AAAAAANNNNNIIEEEE COME LOOK AT WHAT WE FOUND" he yells before adding "you too Halston I guess" and I laugh while Halston rolls his eyes, but I see a faint smile.
We go over to them and see what they're looking at.
Initials.
"I'm out" Scar says
"It's okay, we can feed Julie to them" Ares says earning himself a punch
"I'm starting to get scared" Lio says
"I think they'll take Auggie first" Julie says
"Me too" Scar says and he gasp
"Scar you too" he ask
Hmm I haven't caught up on them but I definitely will later.
"There's a quote on the bottom" Lio says pointing to it
We all get closer to see it better.
"Oh yeahh" I say
"We can see you" Halston reads
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Ares yells before running to the car.
When I say run, I mean I didn't even see him when I opened my eyes after blinking.
"Okay we're all gonna run, NOW" Lio yells and we all run like our lives depended on it.
When we get to the car we see Ares already in the back seat.
"MOVE IT MOVE IT MOVE IT" Scar yells
We all pile in the car and Lio reverses out so quick the car makes a "rrrr" noise.
"WE OUT THIS BITCH" Lio yells driving forward.
50 minutes later
"Annie look at this"
Halston and I are currently on his bed, under the blanket, while I lay on him with my face on his chest watching The office and he's on his phone.
"Hmm" I say turning my head towards his phone
When I look he's taking a video of me, but he ends it before I can get a really good look.
He starts laughing his ass off and when he's done he shows me the phone.
It's me with a bald filter on, that bitch.
"Delete it" I say trying to take his phone away but he puts his hand in the air so I straddle him and reach for it but he puts its back down.
"Oops I posted it" He says laughing making me gasp
Oops my ass.
"Halston" I groan getting off him, and sitting on the bed with my arms crossed
"You looked cute" he says laughing
"I look bald" I say rolling my eyes
"Cute, bald, same thing" he says getting up and kissing my nose and heading towards the bathroom
I stick my tongue out at him before following him into the bathroom. We finish brushing our teeth, and after I remove my make up he says he needs to pee.
"I wanna hold it"
"No"
"I. Want. To. Hold. It."
"N.O no."
"Halston" I say giving him my best puppy dog eyes
"Fine" he groans
He takes his pants and boxers off and lifts the bathroom lid and seat and I hold his dick
"Aim it inside the toilet"
3 minutes later
"I told you, aim it inside the toilet Annie"
"I was curious"
"So you started aiming it at things"
I may or may not have started using his pp as a water gun.
"I'm SORRY" I say for the 3rd time
He's trying to act mad, but I see the smile he's trying to hide.
"Give me one more towel" he says
He finishes cleaning up and we get back to bed, he opens his arms for me and I jump in them.
Literally.
"I wanna watch the vampire diaries" he says changing it from the office to TVD
We lay in bed watching TVD till my eyes start closing, and I whisper "I love you" and after he says it back, I knock out.