Daryl: Alright Emiko, shoot your shot.
Emiko: *leaning against the wall, looking at Daryl* Well damn baby, I was wondering if-
Rick: WITH THE GUN EMIKO!!!
Emiko: Oh, yeah, right!
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Shane: *Screams*
Emiko: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Rick: Should we do something?!
Daryl, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
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Carl: I should warn you, I'm not very good at keeping secrets from Emiko. She has been known to use physical torture.
Lori: You mean she tickles you
Carl: Like I said, physical torture
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Emiko: *Gently taps table*
Shane: *Taps back*
Glenn: What are they doing?
Daryl: Morse code.
Emiko: *Aggressively taps table*
Shane: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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Rick: Emiko isn't answering their phone
Daryl: I'll call
Rick: T-Dog and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Emiko: Hello?
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Lori: You know those things will kill you, right?
Emiko, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Daryl, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Glenn: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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Emiko: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Daryl: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Emiko: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING GLENN WITH ME
Carol, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.
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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Daryl: Shit.
Carol: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Glenn: OH MY GOD EMIKO FELL OFF!!!
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Carol: Emiko and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Glenn: *Sighing* What did Emiko do?
Carol: She chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Emiko: Who wants a steering wheel?
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Merle: Am I in trouble?
Emiko: Take a guess.
Merle: No?
Emiko: Take another guess.
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Emiko: I totally failed the safety course yesterday.
Rick: How did you manage that?
Emiko: Well, one of the questions was "In the event of a fire what steps would you take?"
Rick: And?
Emiko: Fucking large ones was apparently the wrong answer.
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Y/N, about Daryl: He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
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Rick: Anything on wheels needs to indicate on the roads, including your motorbike, Daryl.
Daryl: What about them?
Glenn and Emiko, gliding past on heelys, wearing sunglasses: THE RULES OF THE ROAD DON'T APPLY TO US
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Daryl: This is stupid! There's no way Emiko likes me.
Carol: Yes they do.
Glenn: They definitely do.
Emiko: Hell yeah I do!