Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Gabriella, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick
Joey: Okay, pick a card, any card. (Monica picks one) All right, now memorize it. Show to everybody. Got it?
Monica: Um-mm.
Joey: All right, give it back to me. (takes the card back, but he looks at the card before he puts it back in the deck, he holds the deck to his forehead, and thinks a little while) 5 of hearts.
(Monica is sarcastically amazed.)
Ross: Real magic does exist.
Rachel: Wow.
Gabriella: Good job, baby
Monica: Wow. Joey, (sarcastically) how do you do it?
Joey: I can't tell you that, no.
(We hear some knocking coming from the ceiling.)
Ross: Ah, somebody's at the door on the ceiling.
Rachel: Noo, that's our unbelievably loud upstairs neighbor.
Monica: He took up the carpet, and now you can hear everything.
Phoebe: Why don't you go up there and ask him to 'step lightly, please?'
Monica: I have like five times, but the guy is so charming, that I go up there to yell and then I end up apologizing to him.
Phoebe: Ooh, that is silly. (gets up) I'll go up there, I'll tell him to keep it down.
Monica: All right, be my guest.
Rachel: Good luck.
(Phoebe exits)
Joey: All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, you really wanna know how I did it, I'll show ya. When you handed me back the card, what you didn't see was, I looked at it so fast that it was invisible to the naked eye. (picks up a card and quickly looks at it) I just did it. (does it again) I just did it, again. Here, I'll slow it down so that you guys can see it. (looks and the card in slow motion)
All: Oh, I got it.
(We hear Phoebe knock at the door upstairs, and the guy answer it.)
Phoebe: (muffled through the floor) Yeah, look I was with my friend downstairs and we hear everything up here that you do, and I am sick and tired... (I tired but the rest is unintelligible).
Guy: (muffled) Whoa, you are very beautiful.
Phoebe: (muffled) Oh, thank you.
...
Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier
Chandler: (entering) Hey, anybody got a length of rope about six feet long with a little nouse at the end?
Monica: Honey, what's the matter?
Chandler: I just saw Janice.
All: Oh.
Chandler: Yeah, she was at Rockefeller Center skating with her husband, she looked so happy. I almost feel bad for whipping that kid's pretzel at them.
Joey: Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me.
Chandler: Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.
Joey: Sorry, I just, any excuse to tell that story y'know.... (he tries to get a high-five from gabby)
Gabriella: No
Joey: Sorry
Ross: Hey Chandler, there's a party tomorrow, you'll feel better then.
Chandler: Oh, y'know what, I'm gonna be okay, you don't have to throw a party for me.
Monica: It's Joey's birthday.
Chandler: Oh, well then, if anybody should have a party it should be him.
(We hear Phoebe's muffled voice through the ceiling.)
Monica: Sush!! I cannot believe she is still up there.
(We hear the guy telling a joke, and Phoebe laughing.)
Chandler: Okay, well he totally screwed up the punch line. Y'know, it's supposed to be arrghh-eh og-errigh.
...
Chandler's apartment
Joey: Chandler!
Chandler: Hello-dillillio!!
Ross: Oh, somebody's feeling better.
Monica: (to Chandler) Stick out your tongue.
Chandler: (to Monica) Take off your shirt!
(Chandler sticks out is tongue and it's a horrible shade of green.)
Monica: Oh my!!
Joey: Oh my God! How many of these things did you have? These are pure vodka.
Chandler: Yeah, Jell-o just like Mom used to make.
Gabriella: Not at all disturbing..
Rachel: (entering, to Ross) The most unbelievable thing happened to me today.
Ross: Hi!
Rachel: Hi! (They walk away)
Later
Joey's Sisters: (entering) Joey!!! Happy Birthday!! (all 7 of them look almost identical)
Joey: Hey!! Hey-hey-hey!
Joey's Sisters: Gabby!!
Gabriella: Hey!!
Chandler: (to Monica) Okay, how many of that girl are you seeing?
Monica: How hammered are you? Huh? These, these are Joey's sisters.
Chandler: Hi Joey's sisters!
...
The next morning Joey and Gabby enters Monica and Rachel's apartment
Joey: (angrily, to Chandler) Can I talk to you for a second?!
Ross: Hey, Joey.
Rachel: Hey. (they all walk away from Chandler)
Joey: Come on!! (motions for Chandler to come with us)
Chandler: Why can't we talk in here? With, with, witnesses.
Joey: I just got off the phone with my sister.
Ross: Ah, which, which one?
Gabriella: Mary-Angela.
Ross: Mary-Angela.
Joey: Yeah.
Monica: Y'know which one was she again?
Joey: Why don't you ask Chandler, 'cause he's the one that fooled around with her. She told me you said you could really fall for her. Now is that true? Or are you just gettin' over Janice by groping my sister.
Chandler: It's gotta be the first one.
Joey: Really? That's great! You and my sister, sittin' in a tree.
Chandler: Yep, I'm in a tree.
...
Later that night Gabby and Joey are at his grandmas house.
(Knocks on the door)
Joey answers it
Chandler: (shocked) Joey, what-wh-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-what are you doing here?
Joey: Me and Gabby are here for dinner. What about you?
Chandler: I'm here to see Mary-Angela.
Joey: You are so the man! (motions him to come in, and he does) Now look, listen, listen, you got to be cool, 'cause my Grandma doesn't know about you two yet, and you do not want to tick her off. She was like the sixth person to spit on Mussolini's hanging body. Yeah.
Chandler: Where's Mary-Angela?
Joey: She's right in there. (motions to the living room)
(Chandler walks into the living room, and sees all of Joey's sisters, all wearing red.)
Joey's Sisters and Gabriella: Hey, Chandler!
...
Chandler: This tiramisu is, is excellent. Did you make it Mary-Angela?
Joey's Grandmother: No! I did!
Chandler: Well, it's, it's yummy. So Mary-Angela do you like it?
Joey's Grandmother: Of course! It's her favorite.
Chandler: So um, Mary-Angela, what's your second favorite?
Joey's Grandmother: More of Grandma's tiramisu.
Chandler: Would you just please....give me the recipe 'cause this is great. It's top notch.
Joey's Grandmother: That dies with me.
Chandler: So will I.
Chandler leaves the table and a minute later we here screaming
Chandler: No Joey! No Joey! Don't Joey! Joey!
Joey: What's goin' on?
Chandler: (pats him on the shoulder) You're it! Now run and hide!
Mary-Theresa: It's no big deal. Chandler was just kissin' me because he thought I was Mary-Angela.
Joey and Gabriella: What?!
Joey:How could you do that, how could you think she was Mary-Angela?
Chandler: I wasn't sure which one Mary-Angela was. (all of Joey's sisters gasp) Look, I'm sorry okay, I was really drunk, and you all look really similar.
Joey's Sister: I say, punch him Joey.
All: Yeah! Punch him!!
Chandler: Y'know what, we should all calm down because your brother's not going to punch me. (to Joey) Are ya?
Joey: Well, that is usually what I would do. But I just never thought you'd be on the receiving end of it. How could you do this?!
Chandler: Joey if you wanna punch me, go ahead, I deserve it. But I just want you to know that I would never soberly hurt you or your family, you're my best friend. I would never do anything like this ever again.
Cookie: So what. I say, punch him.
All: Yeah! Punch him! Punch him!
Joey: No! No! No! No, I'm not going to punch Chandler.
Cookie: I'll do it.
Joey: No you won't. Look he knows he did a terrible thing and I believe him, he's sorry. But, (to Chandler) you've got one more apology to make, all right, you've got to apologize to Mary-Angela.
Chandler: Okay, absolutely!
Joey: All right.
Chandler: You've got it. (he starts to look at his sister's, but he still doesn't know which one is Mary-Angela.)
Joey: Cookie, now you can punch him!
Chandler: What?! (Cookie punches him)
...
Monica and Rachel's, The entire gang is there.
Monica: So ah, Phoebe, how was your date?
Phoebe: Oh well y'know. (laughs)
Monica: Yeah, I do know.
Phoebe: Ick, you were eavesdropping.
Rachel: Eavesdropping. Pheebs, the ceiling tiles were falling down.
Phoebe: Oh, I'm sorry. But I really like this guy. And I think he really happens to like me.
(We hear the sound of a bed creaking through the ceiling, and him moaning.)
Ross: Maybe he's just jumping on a pogo-stick and really likes it?
(We hear a women start moaning.)
Gabriella: Maybe the pogo-stick likes it too??
Joey: All right, that's it! He cannot do this to Phoebe. (gets up) This guy is going to get the butt kicking of a lifetime! (stops and turns around and asks Rachel) But, is he a big guy?
Ross: Ah, we'll all go. (motions to Chandler) Come on. (the guys leave)
Phoebe: Thanks you guys! Thank you.
Chandler: Don't worry.
Phoebe: God, I hope they kick his ass!
Rachel: Honey, I'm sorry.
Monica: Y'know if it's any consolation, he really did sound like he was having more fun with you. (Rachel nods in agreement)
(We the guys knock on the door upstairs, and the guy answering it.)
Guy: (muffled) May I help you?
(We hear the guys start to attack him, but the guy manages to calm them down and gets them to agree to what he did. Monica throws up her hands in disgust.)
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AN: Hey guys so I know it's a short chapter and I haven't updated in so long but I hope you like it.