Lu Bu was the first human to enter the arena and fight
Thor was the first god to enter the arena
It was quite a fight, but Thor still won this battle.
???: Did you see this? You silly humans!
???: Did they really think their champion had a chance?
???: This is the power of the gods!
???: Kneel down!
???: Pray!
???: Offer your pathetic lives in tribute!
The battle generated great concern in all humans, as their strongest competitor of humanity was defeated.
Brunhilda was also a little nervous about it, but soon she remembered Deku
She was with Geir, the youngest of the 13 Valkyries.
Brunilda: Looks like he's about to fight. Said she would.
Geir looked at her with a raised eyebrow.
Geir: Not even Lu Bu was able to go against the gods... Who could...
Brunilda: (Let's go Deku...)
She pressed a button
Brunhilda: A Human who became a God.
Geir's eyes widened at what she heard
At that she looked at the file number Brunhilda had chosen
Geir: What... File number... 0?
In the sand:
???: WELL! DESPITE THE CRITICAL STATE OF THE ARENA AT THE END OF THE FIRST FIGHT, THANK THE GODS, EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL AND CLEAN, RIGHT, AUDIENCE!! WHO IS READY FOR ROUND TWO?
The human door begins to open
???: INTRODUCING THE SECOND HUMAN FIGHTER! THE-
It didn't end when the human was already in the arena
Deku: Stop the bullshit and carry on, just mention my name.
He said with his calm expression.
The gods were silent for a moment as they saw such disrespect
???: THE SECOND FIGHTER OF MANKIND, IZUKU!!
With humans:
They didn't know who that human was, but for Brunhilda to have put him to fight... Weak he wasn't
???: FOLLOWING THE STRONGEST NORDIC GOD IN THE FIRST BATTLE... WE HAVE THE STRONGEST INDIAN GOD... MAKING HIS GRAND ENTRY! THERE IS?
There he received a communication
???: Hmm?
Geir: What's the problem?
???: WHAT? ARE WE CHANGING THE ORDER? SO WHO COMES? WAIT... WHO? THERE IS? SERIOUSLY?
In that everything went dark
Geir: Huh? Why did everything go dark?
Then he heard the sound of a violin
With humans:
???: Hmm? What is this sound?
???: A violin, huh?
???: But who's playing?
Wolfgang: This music... Master Bach!
Johann: Yes, it's my "Aria on the Sun String"... And yet, in all my years, I've never heard such a beautiful performance before... This is truly a heavenly arrangement!!
he shouted crying
In the arena, Hermes entered playing the violin
Geir: Is that... Hermes-sama?! Is the next opponent Hermes-sama? But his name wasn't on the list... Right?
Brunilda: Who will fight is...
The announcer spoke again
???: UH...SORRY EVERYONE. WE ARE HAVING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES...ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE OUR SECOND FIGHTER OF THE GODS! THE ONE WHO WILL FACE THE HUMAN IS... THIS GOD... DON'T... WAIT... IT'S REALLY THE MUSCLE LORD STANDING THERE!
???: Treat me kindly.
With the gods:
???: What the fuck?!
???: Zeus-sama goes to the second round?
With humans:
???: Who is he?!
???: He's a God... Isn't he?
In the sand:
???: FATHER OF THE GODS!! NO! DPDC! GOD FATHER OF COSMOS!
Zeus started doing some weird poses, while the announcer made the announcement
Deku looked at Brunhilda and then looked at Zeus with a bored expression
???: ZEUS!!
The gods went mad, while the humans were afraid
Minutes before, in the entrance tunnel::
Shiva was walking excited about the past fight, he didn't expect that a simple human could hurt and make Thor fight seriously, and that makes him very excited
Shiva: Hehe, I calmed down a bit...
Shiva: If I go there like that, he'll be a pile of ash in an instant.
He snapped his fingers very excitedly.
Then he felt someone touch his shoulder.
It was Zeus, who had sensed the human's insane aura and wanted to fight now.
Zeus: Now it's my turn!
Shiva: *Angry* Old man... What are you trying to say? I'm next, right?
Zeus: Now it's my turn!
Shiva: Didn't we decide that you would be the last? Are you asking me to let you go first? Not fucking! I haven't been this excited in thousands of years... *Angry* Get your hands off me!
Zeus: Now it's my turn!
Shiva: *Screaming* Your ears are stuffed up, old shit? I said no-
Zeus squeezed Shiva's shoulder and brought him to his knees.
Zeus: Now... It's my turn! Return to the audience if you then want to die.
Shiva got annoyed with the threat and told Zeus to go up, but when he saw that Zeus was really serious, he gave in to the fight.
But on condition that Zeus fight him after the fight with the human
In the sand:
Zeus: Hey, you better give up, a human would never defeat me.
Deku: Look at my shoulder oh, up and down, up and down.
He made provocative movements moving his shoulder up and down.
Zeus was irritated by this, by the audacity of the human
Zeus: Child, this is going to be over before it even starts, you know.
Deku looked at Brunhilda and smiled
Deku: Hey, Bru-chan, do you have a chair? The old man wants to sit down.
He shouted looking at Brunilda
Humans put their hands over their mouths to stop them from laughing
Brunhilda almost laughed too, unlike Geir who was laughing a lot
Deku: Lend me a chair, please. The old man here is old, he will die if he stays on his feet for too long. Just throw a chair.
He was teasing Zeus
But nobody threw a chair
Deku: Oh, I didn't like it.
Zeus: *Irritated* Where's your weapon?
Deku: My weapon? Did I have to bring a gun?!
He yelled, grabbing her hair.
Deku: And by the way, where's your old lady?
he asked with a bored expression.
With the gods:
???: H-Hey... That human is informally talking to Zeus-sama...
???: I must be hearing things.
Zeus: Oh... is he talking to me?
Deku: No, I'm talking to the bitch who gave birth to you.
Zeus became even more furious, not only them but the others who were also born and are children of Rnhea
Zeus: I really want to hear the sound of your bones when I turn them to sand, you know. So I go with clean hands.
Deku: Got it.
Zeus; Well, enough talking for now. To begin...
He was in front of Deku hitting a punch
Deku didn't even bother to dodge and received the blow directly
Zeus: I told you it would be over before I even-
Deku: Damn old man, you broke my mask.
The mask started to turn to dust and fade
Revealing like this, your face
The divine audience was silent, not a peep was heard
The human who was fighting Zeus was beautiful, too beautiful for a human, they didn't even know if he was a human as he possessed a beauty superior even to the gods of beauty.
This human was now viewed with great lust from Aphrodite and a few more goddesses
Ares was talking to Hermes about the human who withstood Zeus' attack
In the fight:
Deku let Zeus land all the blows directly, without defending himself
Zeus: Meteor Jab.
But Deku again received the attack without defending himself
The announcer went crazy commenting on Zeus' attacks
When the dust settled, the Deku was standing still fully intact.
Zeus: Divine Axe.
Ares: Unf... Say goodbye to your lower limbs.
Deku again received the direct attack without defending
When the attack hit him, he only tickled
Zeus: Kikiki feels like my victory...
When the dust settled, everyone could see Deku intact even after he received a direct hit from all of Zeus' attacks.
Zeus took his leg away from Deku and walked away.
Zeus: What... Impossible! Who are you?!
He shouted perplexed by the situation.
It was not possible for a human to resist all these attacks in a row.
Deku: Who am I? Who am I? I am a human, a mere human.
He looked at Brunhilda and asked
Deku: Hey Bru-chan, can I release one of my seals?
Zeus was stunned by what he heard, not only he but the other Olympian gods as well
Deku: I'm a human, but unlike other humans, I wasn't born on pear milk. I was tortured from my birth, and then my beings years, I entered the Black Infernal Gates.
The eyes of the divine audience widened
Zeus: IMPOSSIBLE!!
He shouted not believing what he just heard
The other gods weren't believing either, how the hell was a human going to survive the Black Gates?
Deku: Bru-chan told me that this fight would be fun, but I see it's very disappointing. I wish Shiva was here, why the hell did you come in his place?
He said with a bored face, yawning
Zeus started at Deku again, but it only took one look from Deku for Zeus to retreat
Deku appeared in front of God's head and kicked him, giving Zeus no chance to defend himself.
Zeus crashed into the arena wall
As Deku walked towards him calmly
With humans:
???: That!
???: Fuck!
???: Here!
The humans screamed with excitement when they saw that with just one blow Deku sent Zeus to the wall
Geir: Amazing! I was worried since he didn't even take a gun. But to think that a human could defend against Zeus' direct blows!
The other gods, especially Hera, were stagnant in their thoughts.
Zeus came out of the wall spitting blood, that simple kick had fractured a rib
Zeus: You! Who gave you a divine blessing?!
He screamed spitting blood
It was the only explanation given that was coherent enough
The other gods also began to think about this possibility too.
But what they heard next made them apprehensive
Deku: No, no, I haven't received any blessing from God, it's my own strength.
The information was shocking to the gods, particularly to Zeus who was technically being humiliated.
Zeus: What's your relationship with that damn Valkyrie.
He said showing great hostility when referring to Brunhilda
Deku looked at Brunhilda and, smiling, he winked at her.
Deku: What is my relationship with her... We can say that I'm her boyfriend.
He said with his classic smile
The women: WHAT?!!!
All the women present did not believe what they heard, even the goddesses screamed in surprise at the fact that Brunhilda was dating
Soon she who was quite rude
Deku: I see you're just talk, womanizer God.
He said teasing Zeus again
Hera immediately understands what Deku would do
Deku: You have such a beautiful wife.
He said praising Hera's beauty
*Author: This is what Hera looks like*
Deku: But it's a pity that you betray her with anyone, even a human, even your daughters you already tried to catch right? You can't stand her by any chance?
Zeus got angry at being insulted like that
Zeus: You! How dare you talk about me like that?! And my wife's!!
Deku: You mean our wife, she was with me in bed. Moaning a lot.
Everyone looked at Hera who felt nervous with the unwanted looks
Deku: She has a really fat ass that I could touch wherever I wanted, in addition to those big breasts, oh how delicious.
He said making Hera embarrassed and Zeus angry as fuck
Deku: I caught her in bed to the point where she broke Hahahahaha.
He said taking a stewed veins from Zeus
Deku looked at Hera and gave a more sensual smile than he had
Deku: *Perverted and Hoarse Voice* If you want I'll do it again, my dear.
Said he exciting almost all women (except Eva, Parvati, Kali and Durga)
Zeus, extremely furious, began to rotate the arena at great speed and then...
*Author: Ignore it Adão*
He kicked Deku which he only defended with his finger
However, this kick had destroyed some of the arena
Deku: You see a woman only as a means to satisfy your desires, pathetic.
He lifted his finger and flicked it, sending Zeus away, making him slam into the wall again.
Deku: You disgust me, you and many here see women as their "property". Women are their own fucking property. They do have my total respect, woman is fuck. You only care about the outer beauty and you don't care about the inner beauty.
He pointed his finger at Aphrodite
Deku: She over there for example, she's quite pretty, isn't she?
Everyone agreed
Deku: That's it, I don't need to talk anymore. You just want her because of her beauty, right? This isn't love, you just want to be a badass. Look for yourself, Zeus, there's a beautiful woman like the... The... What's her name again?
He said taking all seriousness out of his speech
Deku: Oh, I remembered! A beautiful woman like Hera, or Aphrodite, or Artemis, or many others, I'm not in the mood to name her. But for what? You are Hera's husband, but you don't value her the way she values you. You treat her only as an object for sex, and when you don't want her anymore, you hunt others. Let me refresh her memory my friend, if you don't value it, there are those who value it hahaha.
He said licking his lips sensually.
Deku: I myself have the right to hate women, since it was thanks to them that I have several marks in my past that I don't forget even after so many years...
He gave his most adorable smile, making many women blush.
Deku: But I love them anyway! For those who live in the past are a museum.
He fiddled with his ear and looked at Zeus
Deku: A person like her deserved someone better, not someone like you, right? There are many men, gods or humans, who are incredibly handsome, however, she chose you and you don't even care about her well being. I have unlimited stamina... I don't think I need to say anything else, right?
He said with an amused smile
Zeus' murderous intent began to come out
Zeus: I'm so angry... So, so angry... I'm angry! I'm about to explode!
He shouted in imminent rage
The attack he took from his father, Kronos, and named him at his full will
Time stopped because of Zeus' "punch that surpasses time"
Deku just patiently watched the attack come his way.
Zeus landed his punch on Deku which destroyed most of the arena
However, it didn't even hurt Deku
Deku took Zeus' fist out of his face.
Zeus was wide-eyed like a plate
The human was simply walking in stopped time as if it were something normal.
Deku: It was a good punch, old man. Lightning Authority, activate.
Lightning crashed wildly around Deku, even with time stopped
The lightning wrapped around his body and merged into Deku's fist.
His lightning-encircled fist hit Zeus in the face and he began to be electrocuted.
The extremely strong beams on his head were extremely painful, and little by little, his head felt like it was about to explode, as smoke was coming out.
Thereupon Zeus fell to the ground
And time returned to normal
Ares: Huh?
???: THERE IS? BUT WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? ZEUS, THE FATHER GOD OF THE COSMOS HAS BEEN THROWN TO EARTH!!
With Ares:
Ares: FUCK! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? I WAS FIXED ON THEM AND I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!
Hermes: It seems that this human's powers far exceed our expectations. Well then, when Zeus-sama made his move, the human let him hit, and while time was standing still, the human knocked him out.
Ares: WHY THE FUCK ONLY YOU SEE?!
He shouted, grabbing Hermes by the collar of the Butler's uniform.
Hermes: You better watch out, brother.
He took his hands away from Ares, who flinched at the look he received.
In the arena:
Deku looked at Zeus with a cold expression
Deku: I expected more, Zeus. Let's get this over with.
He raised his hand to the sky
From where the noise of lightning and thunder was heard
What appeared to be a dragon made of pure lightning appeared in the clouds, scaring everyone there.
But when he was going to lower his hand to make the Lightning Dragon fall
The announcer spoke before, preventing the death of Zeus
???: THE MIGHTY ZEUS FALLS! HE FALLS! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT... BUT IT'S NOT A DREAM, GUYS! BETTER WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ROSES! WHY IS HE OUT FOR THE SCORE! WHAT WE ARE WITNESSING IS THE BIRTH OF A NEW MIRACLE IN OUR ENTIRE HISTORY!
He shouted intervening before Deku killed Zeus
With Brunilda:
She smiled confidently as she saw the overwhelming victory that humans are having.
Deku was totally humiliating Zeus, that is, he was totally humiliating the Greek pantheon
Geir: He's strong... Very strong... Too strong...
She looked up seeing the Dragon made of pure lightning that came out of the cloud out of nowhere.
Geir: Who the hell is he...? Is that something a human could do?
In the arena:
Deku: Hmmm... As far as I can remember...
???: WELL, LET'S GET BACK TO PROGRAMMING! RAGNAROK'S SECOND ROUND GOES TO! UGH!
Zeus got up and stopped the announcer from continuing his speech, placing his hand on his head.
Zeus: I'm not done yet.
He turned his head
Geir: He spun back!
???: Oh!
???: As expected of Zeus-sama!
Ares: Our old man is back! I knew he would not be defeated!
Hermes: Although it seems... that he is suffering right now.
Deku: Oh, you woke up. I thought you were going to sleep.
Zeus: Now you have my interest.. This old man here has something he'd like to ask.
Deku: And what would that be?
Zeus: How old are you?
Everyone fell behind with this question as they didn't expect a question like this
Deku: My age? How old will I be?
Zeus: Be direct, don't ask questions on top of my question.
Deku laughed out loud
Deku: It's true, I'm quite old and I don't even think I have the right to call you old.
All humans became curious as many questions and doubts popped into their minds.
The gods were the same
Deku: More than 500 million.
The eyes of all the gods widened as their mouths opened wide, amazed at what they had just heard.
Zeus: More than 500 million??
Deku: Yes, I'm over 500 million years old. I'm a very old human, aren't I?
Everything was silent, no human would survive that long, even Brunhilda was amazed
But that would be quite plausible if the human were a God
Deku: I'm not a deity literally, but I'm immortal, I can't die. It's my curse. Because, unlike other humans who are born, grow, reproduce and die, my cycle is infinite, I will continue to exist no matter what or how. Furthermore...
He ripped your head out of nowhere
Humans were horrified by this
But soon that horror turned to surprise to see Deku's head regenerate along with a White Flames.
*Author: Think White Flames are rebuilding his head*
What left both humans and gods in disbelief
Such a high healing rate was seen even in little gods.
Deku: See? I cannot die, this is my curse. Erase me completely from existence, turn my body to dust, disintegrate all my material composition, I will still return. My body is made from Infernal Flames, being devoid of a physical body having only a Spiritual body... Therefore, no one could physically harm me and if they touched me, they would be completely extinguished because of the Infernal Flames. Zeus... Until now, I just didn't kill you because I didn't want to, as your body and soul would have been incinerated as soon as you touched me.
Zeus: That would make you a deity!
Deku: Well, not literally right? But if you take it into account, yes, I am a Divinity.
He said surprising everyone
Deku: But I prefer you to call me a half-breed.
Zeus looked at him with a raised eyebrow.
Zeus: Half-breed...?
Deku: Yes, I'm a mixture of different races. Human, God, Spirit and Dragon. Those are the races. Hey, Zeus, I have a question too.
Zeus: Ask what it is. You will be happy with me answering you.
He said taking a stewed vein from Deku
Deku: Do you know such a snake?
Eve, Zeus and Adam quickly understood his question
The serpent Deku was referring to was the one who made Adam and Eve come out of Eden
Zeus: I do.
Deku: Bring her here, I want his life.
The snake that heard this, quickly ran away to avoid getting caught.
Zeus: And if you don't want to-
He stopped when Deku's aura went out
Deku's aura was causing everything to be thrown around
The whole sky began to shake violently feeling Deku's aura
Deku: Out... My dragons.
*Author: Ignore Antares*
The gigantic ancient and ancient dragons landed around the arena
What made the deities widen their eyes when they saw all these ancient and ancient dragons
Deku: Come on, time is running out. If you don't bring him here, all the gods have become food for my dragons.
He opened his arms and the dragons roared
The roars were too loud, resulting in some fainting.
Deku: They're hungry.
Deku smiled, putting his hand over his eyes.
Deku: My weapon is also feeling hungry, isn't it, Gluttony?
Zeus recoiled instinctively at the sight of the weapon in Deku's hand.
Gluttony, the devouring wife, one of the weapons representing sins
Deku: I see you know the weapon I have in my hand. *Smile* One of the seven sinners, Gluttony, the sin of hunger.
Zeus began to sweat a lot, his body trembled as he felt the aura that Gluttony released.
Zeus: Impossible...
Cain: GO GRANDPA!
Abel: FINISH THEIR BREED GRANDPA!!
Deku felt as if an arrow pierced his pride.
Deku: Don't call me grandma, please. If you keep calling me grandpa, you'll make me feel older than I already look, take it easy kids.
He looked at Zeus
Deku: Time is running out, my friend, and my dragons are getting hungry.
The other gods started looking for the serpent everywhere.
Zeus didn't care and continued to attack Deku, who let out a sigh.
But soon Zeus had to dodge when a gigantic echelon of Black Flames charged towards him.
Deku: Thank you.
Deku appeared in front of Zeus and kicked him with a little more force.