Yes ok, so Gerard's a vampire. But is that a guarantee Frank isn't gonna be allowed in his pants? Didn't think so.
Frank and Gerard do everything together (except drink blood and shit because Frank doesn't roll that way and he's sort of a vegetarian so yeah not everything), but why not like... Be together? Yes what you're thinking is probably since when did vampires have human best friends and since when did the best friend of said vampire have a giant crush on him and want to do cute couple things with him.
Well Frank is no normal human that can be socially active and function without depending on one other person to help him out and it's fucking hard for him to find another person since he has the fear of people. And Gerard totally gets that since even though he's immortal his only friend is his fucking brother, mikey, even though Gerard's almost 125 and his brother has better things to do other than play D&D with Gerard's lame ass all day since he gets along nicely with people and can actually go to parties and shit without freaking the fuck out, which "how the fuck do you do that since you're a vampire and there's gonna be people filled with blood everywhere" Gerard thinks out loud a few times and mikey just kinda shrugs and walks out the door.
And when they met it was sort of a coincidence because frank was about twenty and he was walking down to the convenience store and very conveniently he bumped into Gerard and had a giant panic attack when Gerard screamed really loudly because he thought he was under attack or whatever and it was pretty hilarious at first until frank couldn't breath and Gerard had no fucking clue what to do so he kind of took him to a hospital. So finally when frank could breath they got into a really nice conversation about music and it turned out they had similar music tastes so now Frank and Gerard play D&D together and mikey can go to his parties (which are totally lame anyways) without worrying about gerard attempting suicide again even though he can't fucking die.
So now Gerard and Frank are pretty much inseparable in every way possible but sadly they both know Frank will die and Gerard will not so they're trying to work things out but every time Frank suggests the whole "vampire turning" plan Gerard flips a shit and locks himself in his room and when frank tries to apologize Gerard goes on this whole rant about how being a vampire fucking sucks and then frank laughs because he used vampire and suck in the same sentence and now they're friends again. But yeah immortality kinds sucks for Gerard because frank will be dead one day and well Gerard's gonna probably attempt suicide multiple times. So you could really say being a vampire fucking sucks.
***Author's Note***
Holy shit guys long time no see. This is a really fucking short chapter but I'm kind of in love with it and I'm having writer's block on my other one so yAY MORE FRERARD. But yeah I'll probably have a newer and longer chapter up tomorrow or tonight holy shit man what the fuck is up with my persistence. Ok have fun with this chapter I love it I hope you do too.
xøJack