Derpy [Nene Onemine x M!reade...

By Idiotic_Moron

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I suck at descriptions lol. A (somewhat) normal student is placed in a very odd high school. He tries his bes... More

A rough start (Prologue)
Reader's Profile (REMASTERED)
Detroit: Become student (Ch. 1)
Meeting Komi [GONE FISHING!!!] (Ch. 2)
Bro, you deadass built like a ๐Ÿ—ฟ (Ch. 3)
I'll have uhh... 2 number 9s... (Ch. 4)
Turning Red: The Anime (Ch. 5)
It's Just a Fever! Plus More! (Ch. 6)
Yandere Simulator (Ch. 07)
[Insert obscure reference] (Ch. 8)
JET BLACK WINGS!1!1 (Ch. 9)
Vineboom sfx (Ch. 10)
Gochujang hot sauce (Ch. 11)
Obligatory pool episode (Ch. 12)
Edgy title name here (Ch. 13)
The Festival (Ch. 14)
Awkward confessions lmao (Ch. 15)
Another festival (Ch. 17)
Damn bro, that's crazy (Ch.18)
The 3rd damn festival (Ch. 19)
Bruh ๐Ÿ—ฟ (Ch. 20)
Bing chilling (Ch. 21)
Vergil reference (Ch. 22)
The date (Ch. 23)
Yoo, christmas time (Ch. 24)
When you uglier than the snowman ๐Ÿ’€(Ch. 25)
Happy new year! (Ch. 26)
Oh hey, mildly sexual activities (Ch. 27)
She trip on my field til I bus (Ch. 28)
The masculine urge to kiss the boys goodnight (Ch. 29)

Soy wojak (Ch. 16)

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(Third Person POV)

You were walking back home with a HUGE grin on your face. I mean, after what just happened, who wouldn't be happy? You head inside your house.

S/N: Hey! You're back. Mom is making dinner tonight.

Y/N: Oh, that's cool.

S/N: Hey Onii-chan, check this-

Your sister quickly stops when she sees you grinning weirdly.

S/N: AHH! What the heck?!

Y/N: Huh?

S/N: Nothing!

Y/N: I'm going to bed now...

As you leave to your room, your father comes in to check on your sister.

F/N: Hey! What was that about?

S/N: It's Onii-chan! He had this huge smile on his face!

F/N: What?!

M/N: Huh?!

While your sister and your parents are chatting about what just happened, you're in your room... Just casually handling your thoughts.

Y/N: 'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!'

Or not...

(Timeskip)

September 1st... Everyone is depressed. All signs of happiness on school grounds are gone. That was until Komi arrived. Now everyone is excited for some reason.

Anyways, you quickly stop your bike and speedrun your way to park it. Oh shit, new personal record.

Y/N: Alright... I'm back here.

As you make your way into the main school grounds, you couldn't stop yourself from thinking about what happened the previous day.

Y/N: 'I am so damn lucky. I really can't mess this up...'

You were quickly snapped out of your thoughts when a girl behind you has a literal mental breakdown and shouts. Oh it's Inaka.

Inaka: I'm just a country bumpkin!

Nearby students: Huh?

Well, that's weird. I wonder what it's like living in the country side. You were also thinking the same thing.

Y/N: I should get to class.

(Another inconveniently placed Timeskip)

Well, getting a call from your parents to look after the restaurant during your lunch wasn't the most expected nor pleasant thing for you right now. You weren't even able to talk to Onemine...

Y/N: Bruh... At least I can eat here.

The door opens... Revealing a wild Komi. She looks around and notices you. She instantly jumps and runs to the counter. She looks around for her notepad and starts scribbling.

She writes 'Oh. L/N-san. You're here?'

Y/N: Yeah.

She then writes 'Oh, that's good. Can you please take my order?'

Just as you are about to respond. Your sister speeds through you handing her a random sandwich.

Y/N: What the?

S/N: Here you go! It's on the house!

Komi looks to scared to respond and you're too confused to do anything. Komi quickly leaves with the wrong order.

Y/N: Heh?!

Your sister quickly leaves with a nosebleed and stars in her eyes.

A few seconds later, your parents arrive.

M/N: Thank you for covering. Sorry we had to ask you to help during your recess...

Y/N: It's fine, I should head back to school now.

F/N: Work hard and try your best!

Y/N: Alright.

You quickly leave the restaurant, only to run back in to change back into your school uniform. You grab a small sandwich on the way out.

Y/N: I just wanna talk to Onemine-san...

You notice someone hiding behind a nearby potted plant. You see that they're wearing the school uniform.

Y/N: Inaka-san?

Inaka: EEP! 'A city boy! He's handsome! But I heard city boys are really mean!'

Y/N: What are you doing here?

Inaka: Uhh, just being a city girl... 'If he finds out, I'm going to be ripped to shreds!'

You remember what she said earlier in the morning. You decide to start up a conversation.

Y/N: So you lived in the country side?

Inaka: Huh?! How did you know?! Please don't rip me to shreds!

Y/N: H-hold on! We go to the same school! You said you were a country bumpkin right?

Inaka: They heard me!

Y/N: Relax. I won't do anything. Just... Why are you here right now?

Inaka: I want to be a city girl, so I observed how our class goddess orders. I don't know how she was able to do it like that.

You decided to try to change the subject. She was really worried about being called out for being a 'country bumpkin'.

Y/N: Do you want a sandwich?

Inaka: Huh?! Oh sure! Wait, what's your name?

Y/N: We are classmates so you should probably know this already... I'm Y/N L/N.

Inaka: Wait... That's you?!

Y/N: Huh?

Inaka: I can't recognize you with those glasses!

You had glasses on? What the hell? Oh wait, it was so nobody would judge you in the restaurant.

Y/N: Oh... I didn't realize. Anyways, we should head to school now.

Inaka: Yeah... You're surprisingly nice...

Y/N: Huh?

Inaka: I thought you would ruin me if you found out. I heard a few rumors about you.

Y/N: Huh?!

Inaka: NOTHING!

Y/N: Well, I guess we should start going.

Inaka: Thank you L/N-san!

Y/N: No problem...

Now, time to get back to the best girl.

(Timeskip)

Ah yes, the weekend is here and now you are panicking.

Y/N: What the hell do I wear?!

You didn't know if you should go for something casual or something a little fancy.

Oh did I forget to mention you were going on a date?

Y/N: I guess casual...

You were really panicked, luckily nobody is home right now. Wait, she was visiting you... Oh shits about to get kinda spicy.

Y/N: I mean, it's not really a date. She's just coming over... Wait, nobody else is home!

It wasn't really a date, just more of a hang out time. Anyways, you hear the doorbell and rush down to greet her.

Y/N: A-Ah! Hello Onemine-san!

Onemine: Just call me Nene! After all, we are a thing now...

Right... The author doesn't know much about relationships and how they work.

Y/N: Right... By the way, uhhhh, nobody else is home right now...

Onemine just walks in. What a power move.

Onemine: It's fine.

You had a bunch of things to ask. You weren't the most experienced with relationships. You both head up to your room and just hang out.

Y/N: Soo... Now that we're a thing... What do we do?

Onemine: I don't know... Should we try doing some of the stuff couples do in movies?

Y/N: Maybe... Let's start with pet names.

Onemine: Okay... B-babe?

Y/N: S-sweetheart?

Onemine: Maybe this isn't working.

Y/N: Yeah. Doesn't feel right.

Onemine: I don't know how relationships work...

Y/N: Me neither.

Well, this is pretty weird. Everyone is clueless when it comes to relationships and romance, including the author.

Y/N: You wanna play something?

It was sort of awkward for you, not knowing how to interact makes it harder.

Onemine: Sure.

After playing for a little bit, you decide to make lunch. It's almost noon after all.

Onemine: You making lunch?

Y/N: Yeah.

Onemine: Let me make something too. I know how to make rice balls.

Y/N: Sure, I can make the fillings.

Onemine: Alright.

After you both finish making lunch preparing the table. you quickly clean some dishes. Onemine joins to help you.

Y/N: Hmm...

Onemine: What is it?

Y/N: Sorry if I'm boring you, I really don't know how this relationship thingy works...

You sigh in defeat.

Onemine: It's fine, even I'm confused.

Y/N: Alright.

You both finish up the dishes and head back up to your room.

Onemine: You wanna just lay on the bed and relax?

Y/N: Sure.

You both lie on the bed. You're nervous again, curse your bed for being small. Actually, you weren't complaining.

Onemine: Should we try cuddling?

Y/N: M-maybe.

You both get close and start cuddling. It was so comforting yet, nerve racking. I mean, you're still a virgin after all.

After a bit of cuddling, you both stare into each other's eyes. You both then start to lean in. And then... You kiss each other.

It was rather sloppy make out. The author is just surprised you somehow made it this far. Anyways, after that, you both are stunned.

Y/N: Wow.

Onemine: That was... Nice.

You both continue to lie in bed, unsure of what to do next. So you just lay there, still in each other's arms. Oh yeah, the author knows what the age of consent is in Japan but it still doesn't sit right with the author.

While you guys are lying down, you both are snapped back into your senses when you hear a phone ringing.

Y/N: Ah!

After realizing what you both just did, you both quickly get off each other and you pick up the phone.

Y/N: H-hello?

M/N: Hello sweetie. I just wanted to call saying that we'll be here a little late.

Y/N: O-okay...

M/N: Sorry if I hear a little stuttering, the service is here is kinda bad.

Y/N: I-it's f-fine...

You hang up and face Onemine, sort of glad she couldn't tell you were flustered. I mean, it's fine for a couple to do something like that. I don't know, I only narrate the story.

Y/N: Sooo...

Onemine: Yeah...

You guys just sit there. It's really awkward, like more awkward than having a voice crack in the middle of a speech.

Onemine: That was certainly something...

Y/N: Y-Yeah... 'Curse you teenage hormones!'

Just then, another phone goes off. This time, Onemine picks it up. She replies with a bunch of 'Hmm's and 'Yeahs'. As soon as she finished l, she turns to you.

Onemine: I'm so sorry but I have to go...

Y/N: H-Huh? Oh, s-sure it's f-fine.

Onemine: My parents need me home right now. I'll see you at school.

Y/N: S-sure.

Wait, did she just say 'parents'? Oh god you were gonna have to meet them and make a good impression and everything. Even the author doesn't know how that'll go!

Y/N: F-fuck I'm turned on...

Oh, the author doesn't know how much more they can write this lol. Anyways, you're left to your own devices now.

(Note: This chapter is so rushed. I'm also like really tired when writing this.)

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