Who TF Are You [DISCONTINUED...

By W4ff13

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A mystery number added to the UA group chat. Chaos ensues. More

Added
Second Wave
Loki is a Madman
Allmight's a Bitch
i WaNnA bE a CoWbOy BaBy
Spotted!
Lokied
Death to the Grape Boi
Joking... Maybe...
Nothing
Ideas?
Arrested on Purpose
a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-
This Bitch
Kacchan!
Life is Fun
New Dads!
A Worrisome Phone Call
(:
But In Case Anyone Needs To Know, My Blood Type Is Red.
Look Pretty Good for a Dead Bitch
If I had a Nickel...
One Shots
I'm sorry
Well...
NEWS!

✨Trauma Twins✨

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By W4ff13

Get up, already

Everyone else misses you

I personally hope you die

Then you'll finally stop being a waste of air... .  .    .     .      .       .

———!!!!———

I need a distraction from these... old memories...

LOV

1 person is now online 

Loki: is anyone awake?

1 person is now online 

BurntChickenNugget: shouldn't you be resting?

Loki: yeah but I woke up and can't go back to sleep

Loki: why are you awake?

BurntChickenNugget: can't sleep.

Loki: guess we're both stuck then...

BurntChickenNugget: do you know why you woke up though?

Loki: bad memories

BurntChickenNugget: same bro

Loki: trauma?

BurntChickenNugget: trauma.

Loki: what kind, if you're willing.

BurntChickenNugget: abuse

Loki: dang, we be trauma twins

BurntChickenNugget: ~trauma twins~

Loki: ✨TrAuMa TwInS✨

BurntChickenNugget: ✨┴ɹ∀nWɐ ┴ʍIuS✨

Loki: ✨SnIwT aMuArT✨

BurntChickenNugget: T R A U M A  T W I N S

1 person is now online 

Loki: and I think to myself:

ReadyPlayer1: what the fuck?

ReadyPlayer1: what are you two doing?

BurntChickenNugget: apparently we're trauma twins

Loki: we both have the same kind of trauma (:

ReadyPlayer1: of all the things you two could bond over... you chose PTSD...

Loki: yes, yes we did (:

BurntChickenNugget: not like you can stop it though (:<

Loki: (:<

ReadyPlayer1: ...

ReadyPlayer1: I'm going back to sleep...

1 person is now offline 

Loki: ha

BurntChickenNugget: lol

Loki: man I'm hungry...

BurntChickenNugget: me too, tell me where you are and what you want so I can grab something for you.

Loki: :o

Loki: do you like pizza?

BurntChickenNugget: what kind?

Loki: sausage and pepperoni!

BurntChickenNugget: classic.

Loki: then we can share (:

BurntChickenNugget: you're a lot smarter than you seem

Loki: ...you thought I was dumb?

BurntChickenNugget: no, just stupid enough to get shot.

BurntChickenNugget: how's that feeling anyway?

Loki: hurts like a buttcheek on a stick.

BurntChickenNugget: oof

Loki: oof indeed, also, It wasn't my fault that I got shot.

BurntChickenNugget: then how'd you get shot?

Loki: dumbfuck broke into our house, shot my stomach, killed mom, smashed a bottle over my brothers head, carried said brother while running away, called a friend, passed out, woke up in a hospital.

BurntChickenNugget: huh. I didn't need that much information. Anygays, where are you?

Loki: let me dm you, I don't want everyone to know.

BurntChickenNugget: makes sense.

Loki: can you get root beer and mozzarella sticks too?

BurntChickenNugget: glad I robbed that bank the other day (ಠ_ಠ)...

Loki: what? Hospital food sucks.

BurntChickenNugget: true, true...

Loki: hey look what I found.

Loki: | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ |

| Pizza ||_____ ___|(\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || /   づ

Loki: Aw it doesn't work here );

BurntChickenNugget: what's it supposed to be?

Loki: a cat with a sign that has pizza on it );

BurntChickenNugget: that is quite sad then );

Loki: yeah... AnYgAyS-

BurntChickenNugget: I'm on my way there now, where are you in the building?

Loki: uh- second floor next to a tree, facing a billboard for Mickey D's.

BurntChickenNugget: you mean Mc Donald's? 

Loki: yeah, Mickey D's

BurntChickenNugget: ಠ_ರೃ 

Loki: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

1 person is now offline

Loki: ?

I hear a light tap on the window followed by a voice, "did anyone order a pizza?"

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