THE IMAGINATION THIEF (mini-c...

By RohanQuine

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"The Imagination Thief" by Rohan Quine is about a web of secrets, triggered by the stealing and copying of pe... More

Synopsis and characters list for THE IMAGINATION THIEF
Author's intro
1 A funny turn at the office
2 The hunt for what my eyes can do
3 So now I'm on a mission
4 Sneak peek into a mogul's mind
5 How to slap a mogul around
6 My absent default personality
7 Telling Alaia what's hard to believe
8 The statue of black sugar
9 Alaia gets excited
10 Angles of glamour
11 Lunch with a shark
12 Relentless wakefulness in the belfry
13 The silver van to the ghost town
14 The smashed violin
15 Evelyn's tour of the ghost town
16 Ready for our close-up
17 Sound & Vision
19 Flames, Lucan, Kev
20 Paranoia by the wire-netting fence
21 Angel's wings in the dive-bar
22 No enchantment without ordeal
23 A declaration of war against Lucan
24 On the sky, that face
25 The figure in the crowd in the mirror
26 Shigem and I on the dance-floor
27 A devoted fan of Alaia and me
28 Wet green eyes of Pippa in the take-away
29 Flight from Arverne
30 The small black toothbrush
31 We'll all adore you
32 Evelyn picks imaginations to thieve
33 Theft one, and how to be ignored
34 Big Bang: song of death
35 Cheap champagne at Evelyn's
36 Kim's dead suburbia
37 Flash of weasel eyes through the keyhole
38 Kim's amber days
39 Your painted face alive and smiling
40 Alaia gives me a grilling
41 It's only a shell
42 The last music Kim heard before Shigem
43 Malaysian chilli peppers
44 The five times I hypnotised someone
45 A declaration of war against Kev
46 Another furtive escape
47 Pippa goes to greet a gentleman caller
48 Does Lucan hate Shigem?
49 Theft two, and nattering about bikinis
50 Unnerving things in Pippa's bedroom
51 Evelyn's fling with Flames
52 Morning picnic with vodka and burning tyres
53 The meaning of a spotlight
54 Big Bang: return of the giant ship
55 A sighting of the weasel
56 Lucan's and Angel's sumptuous fight
57 How Kim met Shigem
58 How Shigem met Kim
59 Theft three, and Alaia lands Angel in the shit
60 Rik's and Evelyn's genius at hang-outs
61 Alaia bites the bullet and calls Lucan
62 Pleasure to be you
63 I puzzle out Alaia's subterfuge
64 Big Bang: run to the sun
65 Home in a nowhere town
66 Rain on corrugated iron
67 Overheard through the corn-chips
68 Movements through the wall
69 Alaia fakes for two audiences at once
70 Coldness on the beach
71 Alaia swirls in decreasing circles
72 The weasel at the window
73 A naked Angel on the front path
74 Golden on the beach for the last time
75 Attitude on the phone
76 The pussy-cats lost in translation
77 Snatching the divine on the corner of the street
78 Theft four, and Alaia extricates herself
79 High voltage for Angel
80 Who could ask for more?
81 A farcical audition for Rik
82 The Supreme Ruler and her space-cat
83 Low-budget snarls in the nightclub
84 Angel tries to use me
85 Lucan spreads poison in the morning
86 Stared at on an empty beach
87 Fixing the weasel hunt
88 An interrupted drama and a dubious portent
89 Hunting the weasel
90 Pippa on the brink of no return
91 My lies about the Mint Man
92 Alaia slithers out of Lucan's grip
93 Angel's Baby Doll
94 Theft five, with suicide and soup-of-the-day
95 Spanish baboons and tiny creatures
96 An inferior decapitation gesture
97 Lucan and Angel on the big screen
98 Porch-geese and Vietnam

18 The warm dome of smile

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By RohanQuine

II   Sunday late: afterglow with Alaia

18   The warm dome of smile

"Cut," says a quiet voice.

Dark, quiet. Where is this? A fluorescent light flickers on. Ahead are three cameras; over there, a bank of faders. The studio. After what I've just been through, it looks tiny. A squint at great events, from the windows of a narrow room...

There's a whoop, in Evelyn's voice. The lights that have been trained on me from around the lenses, cocooning me in my own space and obscuring what is behind them, are turned off and Rik is revealed behind the central camera, grinning in a small corner of the studio.

Evelyn appears beside me out of nowhere and gives me a hug. "Hi!" I say. "Where did you pop up from?"

"You didn't know? I was crouching behind your chair the whole time, in case you started swaying, but you never did."

"Well, thanks! I had no idea. Could you see anything?"

"Are you kidding? Aside from watching the back of you, I was just looking at Rik in case he needed me to do something urgent. I don't know what the front of you looked like. Did it go well?"

"Oh yes," says Rik, stepping out from behind the cameras. The clock on the wall tells us the show was an hour long, as we rehearsed it. I must struggle, however, to make any connection between this unit of time and my own live experience just now, which feels both shorter and longer. Rik flicks a switch, steps forward and gives my hand a leisurely shake. "Good work!"

"You too. Did we get it all?"

"Yeah. You were shifting just a wee bit to left and right, now and then, but I kept you centre-frame." He looks at his phone. "Playout's just texted me: the GN's estimate of viewership during the last few minutes of the broadcast was thirty million in the US alone."

The sound booth door opens and out steps Alaia. For a moment I merely recognise her, in the same way I just recognised Evelyn and Rik. Then the memory hits me, like a thunderclap, of what an extraordinary otherworldly experience she and I have just undergone together, in a place that felt quite elsewhere, ending only about a minute ago. I feel euphoria at our having come through something so ambitious, which could have gone so wrong but never did. I glance back upward at what a flight of ecstasy she and I just created, and am filled with a glow of warmth for this brilliant and beautiful woman whose gaze meets mine. Inexorably we smile, time slows, and for a moment we are nothing but the sole cohabitors of a warm dome of smile.

A telephone starts flashing. "Gotta get this," says Rik. "Studio. Hallo Marc... Thank you... Every last thing went smoothly, yes... Of course we shall... Yep, I'll be doing that over the next few days, and I'll get Evelyn to deliver it to Jason... OK, I'll hand you over to him."

"Jaymi!" booms Marc. "It was all I was hoping for, and more besides. A fantastic opening salvo. How d'you feel?"

From close up, I watch one of my fingernails tapping the metal of a microphone stand. "I'm a bit delirious right now... Thank you for this, Marc."

"You're most welcome. All set for the second one on Thursday?"

I laugh weakly. "Oh dear, no peace."

"Certainly not."

"Yeah, we'll do something ... I mean, yes, we'll do an amazing show!"

"That's the spirit! Rik'll steer you right. He's on top of it."

"Yes, yes he is. Would you like a word with Alaia?"

"Please!"

"OK, here she comes." I hold out the handset to her.

While she talks to him, I wander around the studio, still returning to earth. Then soon enough, the four of us are stepping out into the long, dim corridor. Rik locks the studio door behind us. "OK, kiddies, I'm going home," he yawns. "I got about two hours' sleep last night, setting up, so I can feel an appointment with my bed coming on." He puts his arm around Evelyn's shoulders. "Why don't I see you two performers back here at twelve tomorrow, and we'll start work on Thursday's instalment."

"Eek!" says Alaia. "See you at noon, then."

Evelyn points up the corridor for us, towards the main hallway. "Go that way, you'll know where you are," she says. "We're going upstairs. We just got a new apartment, up at the back of the building. You should both come round one of these evenings."

"OK, that's a date," says Alaia.

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For some nice reviews and interviews about The Imagination Thief, in The Guardian and elsewhere, see http://www.rohanquine.com/press-media/the-imagination-thief-reviews-media/

For a quick synopsis of it, see http://www.rohanquine.com/home-the-imagination-thief-novel/synopsis-and-characters-list-the-imagination-thief/

For the 12 Films in The Imagination Thief, see http://www.rohanquine.com/video-books-films/12-films/

For the Audio-book version and the Video-book version of each of its 120 mini-chapters, see http://www.rohanquine.com/home-the-imagination-thief-novel/audiobook-tumblr-wattpad/

For links to the retailers, see http://www.rohanquine.com/buy/the-imagination-thief-novel-ebook/ and http://www.rohanquine.com/buy/the-imagination-thief-novel-paperback/

And for its Amazon pages, see http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Imagination-Thief/dp/0992754909 and http://www.amazon.com/The-Imagination-Thief/dp/0992754909

The Imagination Thief is about a web of secrets, triggered by the stealing and copying of people's imaginations and memories. It's about the magic that can be conjured up by images of people, in imagination or on film; the split between beauty and happiness in the world; and the allure of various kinds of power. It celebrates some of the most extreme possibilities of human imagination, personality and language, exploring the darkest and brightest flavours of beauty living in our minds.

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