Comebacks and Insults

By CalmDownDirectioners

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Hilarious Comebacks, Hilarious Insults and Burns! If you want to know awesome comebacks and insults read this... More

Shark Tank
Blah blah blah
Go!
How much you mean to me
Lost your number
Purse
Kiss my ass
Breath
Head
Oh dear!
Hint
Won't be you
The Shit
A fuck
Bullshit
Face paint
incorrect
Kiss my ass
astronomer
Nose
Comebacks for insults
Comebacks for insults 2
You caught me
Hard
Wig
Sick
Ugly
Fresh
Last night
Eggs
Born
Hot
What are you staring at?!
Female comebacks
Water
laughter
Wrong
Shit
Middle fingers
Bigger
Jealous
Drama
Care
I don't hate you
Google
Glue stick
Plunger
Know it all
Jealousy
Facebook
Read
Smart ass teachers
Late
Homework
MY
Ugly
Sister
Departure
Coma
As pretty as a picture
You're fat comebacks
Drunk
Penny
Share
Again
You're ugly Comebacks
Prove it.
Ultra bitch
Lady-killer
Cage
suing
License
Nature
Zombies
The End!

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