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SO ANY GUESS WHY LAN ZHAN IS CALLED A DEMON ? [tell your personal thoughts]
OH AND I JUST FOUND THAT I AM ASEXUAL , IS BEING ASEXUAL WRONG OR WHAT?
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the empathy continued
nie mingjue was sitting next to lan zhan who literally ignored an entire person next to him and fiddled on his phone . "gege!" , "ming-gege!" both sounds from huaisang and jiang cheng caught his attention . when he looked up the two hugged him after running towards him in a high speed . "zhan!" wei ying ran and did the same . lan zhan seemed to not mind wei ying sitting on him . he smiled and leaned to wei ying's chest .
"ming-gege sounds too cute , i am sorry sect leader nie" a lan disciple pffted and told .
mingjue sighed . for some reason , in the eyes of zewu zun [post war] he looked too old .
lan huan who noticed all these , ran and jumped on the three people over the two member sofa . then he realized of his entire weight and gave a small 'oh-ohhh'.
"i like zewu zun so much . zewu zun , can you be like this please?" a jiang disciple shouted and was followed by many 'kyaaa' and 'yesss' .
the two lan xichens sweat dropped
the sofa turned over , unable to feel so much weight . the 6 people fell down .
under the weight of lan huan , jiang cheng somehow moved towards his right and fell on lan zhan and wei ying's chest , huaisang hugged his brother tightly over his neck . lan zhan kept his head safe by using mingjue's muscles . wei ying was safe over lan zhan . mingjue groaned in pain as he suffered the most and grabbed a pillar gaining a loud shriek from huan who smacked on his face shouting "take your hands pervert !!!!!"
"........"
".........."
"............."
the crowd did not know whether to laugh or cry . lan xichen and mingjue was in a embarrassment .
"i like how papa actually found himself safe right on sect leader nie , even though he just ignored the other" jingyi said breaking the silence .
everyone stared at him . 'he fucking missed the fucking details!!'
"oh are you all having your cuddling sessions?" yanli said as she peeked out of the kitchen wearing a normal top with a tack pants with a messy bun on her head . everyone stared at her , their eyes screaming 'DO WE EVEN LOOK LIKE WE ARE CUDDLING?!!'.
"a-li! get out !" lan huan shouted . "oh sorry ! byeee gege!!!" yanli ran inside the kitchen
yanli and the two xichen's were dumbfounded . they shot a glance at each other and looked away .
the six somehow managed to get up . the six made their way to the dining table silently . after sitting mingjue broke the silence "huan , what is your *length* ?" he said making huan snap and glare at him . "does it even matter about my size idiot? why dont you take care of your own ? do you want me chop it off?!" huan said with a sadistic smile on his face which sent shivers to mingjue .
"what is *length*?" an innocent nie female sitting behind future sect leader nie asked making nie huaisang [post war] turn to her with a grim expression and pat her head saying "it really is nothing " but his eyes spoke volumes .
every males shivered under the sadistic smile of lan huan .
both lan xichens looked like they would run to a corner and start crying even though expressing feelings is forbidden
"The food is ready" yanli said as she came out with a tray of food while zhan , ying , sang and cheng went and helped yanli to being out all the trays out
Soon the gang started eating . Yanli sat between huan and cheng . "Gege" yanli caught the attention of mingjue and huan who stared at her pausing momentarily to their foods .
"I uh.... A-xuan's birthday is coming soon so what should I do for it ?I am confused and give me some advice ,I want to present myself good in front of my boyfriend please gege" zhan was sure he saw huan eye rolling inside his smile .
"Look jin-gongzi , maiden jiang is really sweet for you even in next life" jin zixuan blushed . Yanli from post war chuckled while yanli from gusu blushed
Both wei wuxian and jiang cheng from gusu timeline got pissed off
Lan wangji sighed and held the hands of his boyfriend to calm him down.
"Li-jie why don't you try gifting a dress for him , xuan-gege loves fashion after all" sang said and everyone except wei ying nodded
"That's a good idea thank you" yanli smiled at huaisang who proudly looked at his brother for a head pat . Mingjue sighed and did it
"Dang that's cute" many people said in the room
"li-jie is really cute , nice word pick second young master nie" a disciple praised him
huaisang blushed and looked at his feet
Yanli took out her phone and messaged zixuan 'what is your size?'
And reply she got was '7 inches' . she was confused and asked her brothers what does '7 inches' mean and literally made all the males in the room choke on their food
Wei ying's veins pop up on his face when he was smiling as he looked that his sister
"Oh nothing jie, a-xuan-gege said he is XL in size " wei ying managed to say with a smile in a face despite he is ready to bury the other in his sleep
"I think wei wuxian hates jin zixuan like he used to even on his next life" many laughed .
jin zixuan was embarrassed . wei wuxian looked smug and lan wangji loved his smug look .
yiling laozu stayed quiet and held hanguang jun's hands . he should not feel things when he killed the other
"oh thank you a-ying , gege , do you wanna come to shop?" yanli asked . "i will pass for now , i am too tired to even shop , maybe later i would join . " huan said "and the food is really good" . yanli beamed . "thank you gege!" .
"i feel like everyone there treats each other like siblings without blood bond. it is really great , not many can do this " a jin disciple said .
"i wish i had a sibling like zewu zun. uhhh.... hanguang jun , can i borrow your brother ?" a jiang female disciple said making the two lan wangji's "......" . the two lan xichen's smile were too strained .
"gege , i am going to shop now " yanli said as she complete eating . "bye" mingjue waved at her . yanli ran inside and wore a off shoulder top and shorts and ran out to be stopped by mingjue . "change your dress , no showing skin during nights " huan nodded in the side still eating . yanli pouted and wore a full sleeved top with a full jean with sneakers and walked and stood infront of huan and mingjue who nodded . "jiejie , we wanna join you too" jiang cheng said and huaisang stood next to him . "sure get ready" she said as she took the key from her purse .
"is that how girls dress even?"
"that is inappropriate !"
"good thing sect leader nie stopped her , who know what would happen" many whispers rang across the room , making the two yanli's feel bad . they felt suffocated , zixuan held his wife's hand in reassurance . jin ziuxan from gusu stood in front of yanli hiding his blush . what was he even doing ?
after the three left . the two adults [huan and mingjue] left the dining table . lan zhan at a certain time while waiting for wei ying to finish eating got a call and walked away with his phone on his ears . wei ying looked around him . no one is here with him . his stretched smile dropped and he opened his crimson red eyes .
the room got shivers . the two lan wangji's admired wei ying's beauty .
"dont tell me , wei wuxian from the future uses resentful energy too?"
"i dont know..."
"heh... looks like someone has a bad day . " wei ying's crimson eyes glowed . "wuji , call peacock of the trash " his voice was powerful . next to his face was a red screen 'connecting to peacock the trash' .
"who is peacock of the trash ?"
while wei wuxian and jiang cheng knew the answer they remained quiet .
the call got connected and came a boyish voice "a-ying! rare for you to call me "
"ohh a-xuan-gege , i wanted to talk with you 'the talk' , mind hearing ?" wei ying's crimson eyes glowed dim.
"oh sure dear , what is it ?" zixuan asked . at the corner of the room everyone saw lan zhan drinking something sitting opposite to mingjue who had a newspaper in his hands
"damn , zixuan seems to be a good guy in the future , he uses the word 'dear' too"
"yea just look at our gongzi , humph!"
"so the peacock of the trash is jin zixuan ?" jingyi's innocent voice made every one laugh .
zixuan blushed in embarrassment when he heard a chuckle behind him , even his fiancé is laughing at him .
"do you actually think , YOUR PATHETIC 7 INCHES CAN ACTUALLY SATISFY MY SISTER ?!" wei ying asked . his veins popping up on his beautiful face . lan zhan on the other side just put down his phone and concentrated on the hot drink he had in his hand .
"oh yes- WAIT WHAAAA!!!!"
"what bro?" wei ying's voice was calm , but his face betrayed it .
"YOU PERVERT! WHY ARE YOU JUMPING IN ADULTS CONVERSATION?" zixuan shouted
"oh peacock , you know something , even me as a bottom is bigger in size than you , pathetic , really pathetic " wei ying said . lan zhan's ears turned red .
"oh if you are 'that' big , mind telling your satisfying size?" zixuan's voice sounded little sarcastic .
"i prefer larger size than me can satisfy me . your pathetic size cannot even make me moan at all peacock" wei ying smiled , his eyes normal as if he accomplished something . lan zhan's ear burned red as he closed his eyes .
"what kind of conversation this is ?! so immoral !!!"
yiling laozu looked at zixuan at his timeline who looked like he would cry in seconds .
the two lan wangjis had trouble controlling the smug entered their faces .
"oh fine what is 'the talk' you wanna spit out ?"
"oh gege , you know all males have a inbuilt swords on their bodies and females have inbuilt sword sheaths on their bodies ?"
"uh no , fine continue" zixuan sounded confused
"the swords goes inside the sheaths and make a papapa sound and would return back to its original place . and........" wei ying sweated ' why the fuck is he spouting about the hardcore straight porn he watched at his younger age ? ' . lan zhan spit out the contents after hearing it on mingjue , thankfully it was the newspapers which got wet .
"and?"
"uhh , nothing peacock , good night !" wei ying cut the call and wiped his sweat out . he nearly spit out the night activities to zixuan who might take advantage of his sister .
"wei ying " lan zhan called out
"honey , this- i can explain " wei ying sweated more with pink face adorably .
"explain it on the bed" wei ying was thrown on lan zhan's shoulders like he was a heap of chilies as he walked to their room .
the empathy array was cut off by zewu zun who coughed
"i-i think this is out of control , lets just go sleep" zewu zun [post war] managed to tell it out .
"y-yea er-ge , g-good night everyone" sect leader huaisang stood shakily and grabbed his brother . "lets share the bed together da-ge" . mingjue did not refuse .
everyone walked out quiet .
zixuan [gusu] turned behind and looked at yanli , "good night" he told and ran away . both wei wuxian and jiang cheng huffed at a poor attempt . but yanli blushed before smiling .
"sizhui , lets sleep together okay?" jin ling told as he held jingyi's hand . sizhui smiled and nodded . soon everyone left .
"wei ying " huanguang jun grabbed the attention of the other before removing his forehead ribbon . he tied it around yiling laozu's hand and threw him on his shoulders like his future self did and sped walked without getting caught by the others .
the two walked to the room their future selves shared and walked inside another room where they were before . lan wangji gently placed his wei ying on the bed before kissing and undressing each other .
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after leaving each other stark naked , the two ravished each other's bodies with bites and kisses . wei ying turned lan zhan to the bed and knelt between his legs and took the entire length on his mouth . while lan zhan used the lube his future self gave him .
the lube was smooth and was effective , lan wangji was able to thrust all the way to the deeper sides of his love while giving him love bites . wei ying was in between loosing his sanity , lan wangji really knows to make him insane for his bed skills .
the two surprisingly went on for many rounds and dirtied the bed just like what future lan zhan said. lan wangji should wash this off tomorrow . otherwise his future self would start shouting at him .
meanwhile
lan zhan who was sleeping silently woke up to the noise of his past self and his wife's past self's moans . he looked at his side to see wei ying sleeping silently .
he really wished he was not gifted with this curse of enhanced hearing . plus he is horny .
lan zhan jerked himself off , sniffing his wife's smell and hearing the erotic sounds from the other room.
'they are going to suffer' lan zhan thought as he closed his eyes after staining his hands and clothes .
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