ISEUL:
GUYS
EMERGENCY
EMERGENCY
TAEHYUN:
risky risky wiggy wiggy
this is an emergency
YEOJIN:
see this is why i always say taehyun
is a man with TASTE
ISEUL:
THIS IS SERIOUS
BEOMGYU:
is it a good or bad emergency
cause if it's bad then you're on your
own
JAKE:
just like how i was when beomgyu
started crying and u guys all LEFT ME
it was so traumatic i didn't know
how to deal with it
SUNGHOON:
bro that was two days ago
JAKE:
still traumatic
BEOMGYU:
you wanna know what WAS traumatic?
hyuka almost MURDERING me
HUENING KAI:
IT WASNT THAT BAD
BEOMGYU:
BITCH I TURN AROUND AND SEE
YOU HOLDING A BASEBALL BAT
OVER YOUR HEAD READY TO ATTACK
ME
YEONJUN:
in his defense
he did tell you to watch your back
your fault for being irresponsible
BEOMGYU:
WHAT
SUKI:
yeah i agree
BEOMGYU:
HOW
YEOJIN:
hyuka did say it
he warned you
SUNGHOON:
that is true
TAEHYUN:
plus it's hyuka
no one can get mad at him
JAKE:
i don't know who he is
or what happened
but im going with the majority and
saying that it's your fault beom
HUENING KAI:
🤗🤗🤗🤗🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
also hi i'm hyuka!
well huening kai but everyone
calls me hyuka
JAKE:
nice to meet u!
im jake!
HUENING KAI:
it's nice to meet you too!
BEOMGYU:
y'all are some evil bitches
ISEUL:
GUYS
I KNOW I DONT EVER WANT
THE ATTENTION ON ME
BUT THIS TIME I NEED IT
BEOMGYU:
IS IT A GOOD OR A BAD EMERGENCY
ISEUL:
BOTH
ITS SO GOOD IM GONNA DIE
YEOJIN:
if iseul is freaking out then it HAS to be
important
she never turns like this
SUKI:
WHATS WRONG SUGAR MOMMY
ISEUL:
IM GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK
LOOK
BEOMGYU:
aww iseul
im flattered but i cant do that to soobin
ISEUL:
bitch not you
BEOMGYU:
that hurt
ISEUL:
sorry
BUT LOOK
NEW PHOTOS FROM SOOBIN
ON INSTAGRAM
TAEHYUN:
THIS is why we were supposed to be
freaking out?
ISEUL:
yes.
SUKI:
shawty
he looks the same
ISEUL:
EXACTLY
HE STILL LOOKS SO FINE
SOOBIN:
im blushing tbh
ISEUL:
YOU
YOU NEED TO POST MORE
OR DONT
CAUSE THEN I MIGHT GET A
HEART ATTACK
YEOJIN:
never thought i'd see the day
where iseul freaked out over her
boyfriend
YEONJUN:
she's always so calm
it's unexpected
ISEUL:
it's my bf
obvi i'm gonna freak out
ESPECIALLY CAUSE HES UNREAL
SOOBIN:
<3333
YOURE UNREAL
ISEUL:
YOU ARE
SUNGHOON:
so we're not gonna talk about the fact
that beomgyu has red hair?
YEOJIN:
let's talk about the fact that beomgyu has
no bitches instead
BEOMGYU:
well i'm glad SOMEONE noticed
and HEY
HUENING KAI:
we're just not that interested in beomgyu
BEOMGYU:
WELL FUCK YOU TOO
YEONJUN:
i dyed my hair too
u not special 😒
BEOMGYU:
YES I AM
TAEHYUN:
bro we all saw ur hair
we were literally WITH you
well at least me, soobin, hyuka and
yeonjun did
JAKE:
and me
TAEHYUN:
and jake
that's why we dgaf
HUENING KAI:
that poor poor hair stylist
BEOMGYU:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN POOR
YEONJUN:
YOU FELL ASLEEP IN THE CHAIR
AND WOULDNT WAKE UP
POOR WOMAN HAD TO WORK ON YOUR
HEAD WHILE YOU SLEPT
BEOMGYU:
I WAS TIRED
HUENING KAI:
shouldn't have pulled an all nighter
TAEHYUN:
that's why she charged u extra
BEOMGYU:
WHAT
NO WONDER THE AMOUNT WAS SO
HIGH
YEOJIN:
shit id charge extra too
BEOMGYU:
ur so negative shut up
YEOJIN:
u shut up
SOOBIN:
tb to the days where yeojin
would tell beomgyu "make me"
YEOJIN:
no.
SUKI:
no.
TAEHYUN:
no.
ISEUL:
no.
HUENING KAI:
no.
YEONJUN:
no.
BEOMGYU:
no. i guess
SOOBIN:
my apologies
i thought it was fun little memories
time
SUKI:
NOT THOSE
SOOBIN:
OKAY IM SORRY
SUNGHOON:
????
YEOJIN:
dw about it 🫶🏻
SUNGHOON:
okay 🫶🏻
come over btw
my sister misses u
and so do i
YEOJIN:
FUCK YEAH
IM OMW
BEOMGYU:
yuck
couples
SOOBIN:
u wish that was u huh
BEOMGYU:
no.
ISEUL:
soobin sweetie
let's sit this one out
SOOBIN:
oh okay :(
SUKI:
wait a minute wait a minute
im rereading the chat
yeonjun u dyed ur hair too?
YEONJUN:
yup
HUENING KAI:
and me!
TAEHYUN:
me too
YEOJIN:
gah damn
ur hair gotta be fried
HUENING KAI:
it's getting there....
YEONJUN:
but it's all worth it to look hotter
than ever
TAEHYUN:
so true
SUNGHOON:
show us ur hair!
i wanna see these new colors
BEOMGYU:
OOO WE TOOK A GROUP PIC WAIT
YEONJUN:
OH YEAH
the people at that salon were like "omg u
guys are so attractive" and some mf whipped
out a camera and told us to pose together
they gave us roses and everything
TAEHYUN:
the pics look so professional tbh
HUENING KAI:
they did
BEOMGYU:
ISEUL:
DAMN
JAKE:
THAT SHIT REALLY DOES LOOK
PROFESSIONAL
SUNGHOON:
WOAH
BEOMGYU:
RIGHT??
YEOJIN:
u guys look like u belong in a
kpop group
SUKI:
would not pay to see them
BEOMGYU:
negative bitch
SUKI:
and proud
YEOJIN:
id pay to see sunghoon 😻😻😻
BEOMGYU:
we get it hes hot
YEOJIN:
NOT JUST HOT
HES PERFECT
BITCH TELL ME U DONT FEEL
SOMETHING WHEN U SEE THIS
BEOMGYU:
...
yk what
i see ur point
SUKI:
i can admit
he's very good looking
JAKE:
AWOOGA
YEONJUN:
YEOJIN
CAN I BORROW HIM
man is fine asl
YEOJIN:
I TOLD U GUYS
SUNGHOON:
STOP IM SHY NOW
BEOMGYU:
okay lovebirds that's enough
now let's go back to the most important
topic:
ME
SUKI:
no.
BEOMGYU:
ur so mean
it's not funny 😞
SUKI:
whats not funny is the low
amount of bitches u get
BEOMGYU:
STOP
JAKE:
BAHAHAHAHA
TAEHYUN:
the no bitches jokes have a special
place in my heart
YEOJIN:
they have a special place in all our
hearts
HUENING KAI:
SO TRUE
btw guys
ARE YOU ALL EXCITED FOR
SUMMER BREAK
TAEHYUN:
HELL YEAH
ALL OF US ARE GONNA HANG OUT
AND GO TO WATERPARKS
SUKI:
but i dont like u guys
YEOJIN:
yes u do
SUKI:
yes i do
HUENING KAI:
JUST ONE MORE WEEK
SUNGHOON:
I GET TO HANG OUT W YOU GUYS
EVEN MORE NOW
JAKE:
AND I CAN MEET YOU OTHER PEOPLE
BEOMGYU:
but u already know me
JAKE:
wasn't talking to you
i meant
the people i haven't meant
BEOMGYU:
OHHHHHH
THEN YEAH
SO EXCITING
YEOJIN:
SO EXCITING
okay
now i have to hang w sunghoon and
yeji
bye guys!
SUKI:
yuck
bye
BEOMGYU:
that was such a lame way to end it
SUKI:
bitch shut up
BEOMGYU:
FINE.
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updated two days in a row?? 😧😧😧