The Male Gods Seem To Be All...

By Ananaxi

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Extra : Xie Mu's Return 1-6
[Irresponsible Brains] When all the male protagonists become cats 1
[Irresponsible Brains] When all the male protagonists become cats 2
[Irresponsible Brains] When all the male protagonists become cats 3
[Irresponsible Brains] When all the male protagonists become cats 4
[Irresponsible Brains] When all the male protagonists become cats 5

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✨ CHAPTER 1 : What happens when you become a cat? ✨







When Shen Lingzhi woke up, he felt a little strange.

The wall clock on the wall pointed to ten o'clock, the sun was shining brightly outside the floor-to-ceiling windows, the honking of the car honked occasionally, the living room furnishings were familiar, and the faucet in the toilet was ticking. She had rented the residence for a year and a half.

But why! She opened her eyes and looked down at the whole living room from a weird angle!

It's like she's floating to the ceiling!


At this moment, the door was swiped and opened, and a woman in loose floral pajamas and slippers walked in. A group of men and women filed in behind them. The woman pointed inward and said, "Comrade police officer, this is what I rented to you. Shen Lingzhi's house, this little girl, she usually doesn't like to talk, she's lazy, and she doesn't have a good temper. She often stays in the house for a few days and doesn't go out. I think she's just playing TV shows and playing games and forgot to charge her phone, you guys I just can't get in touch with her, how can there be a life case in my house..."

 
Shen Lingzhi's eyes widened, the landlady was arranging her again, obviously her mouth was gossiping all the time, and she liked to drop by and take advantage of it. , she just kept a distance, okay? The last time she brought the notebook home to help someone repair it, the landlady would borrow it without saying a word. She said that it belonged to someone else. The landlady had a smile on her face, and turned around and advertised that she had become an iron cock at a young age. Now that all the police officers have been recruited...

  
Shen Lingzhi's forehead hurt, so he decided to say hello first.

  
[Hello, do you have anything to do with me? 】

  
"Meow~"

  
【What the hell! I am speechless! 】

  
"Meow~"

  
【Xiao Bai, stop calling me! 】

  
Xiaobai is a black cat she picked up a month ago. At that time, when she saw its clear and charming sea-blue cat eyes, she carried it home in a fascination, but the cat was very cold, so don't let her hold it normally. , I don't even bother to meow, and I don't even bother her.

  
Another cat meow.

  
Shen Lingzhi finally realized one thing.

  
She raised her hand tremblingly, and as far as she could see, was a pair of tender and fluffy little fleshy palms.

  
"Meow-"

  
She meows because she's turned into a cat!

  
From the bookcase in the living room came the screams of a cat, and a little white cat rolled down from the two-meter-eight bookcase. Fortunately, a female police officer quickly hugged her, and she was saved from a broken leg.

  
"Why is there a cat in this house?"

The landlady picked up the cookie bag that Shen Lingzhi had not finished in the living room, and chewed it, "The girl picked it up, but I remember that she picked up a black cat, why did she pick it up again? I got one!"

  

"I bought this, Scottish Fold, the coat is so beautiful, and the pattern on the top of the head is so special, it's very rare at first glance, ah, so cute..." The female police officer's hand was on Shen Lingzhi's circle Huhu's head was rubbed and rubbed.

  
Meow, please be gentle girl, my head is going bald!

  
Fortunately, the female police officer still had work to do, so she left her on the sand and walked away reluctantly.

  
Everything that happened next, Shen Lingzhi felt like a dream.

  
They said she was missing for ten days.

  
The police found a lot of blood clotted on the sand side. The landlady was so frightened that she threw up biscuits and went to the toilet to retire. The technicians looked around solemnly and turned her rental house upside down.

  
She heard them discussing: Is this the first scene of a murder, or is it fake? According to the surveillance at the south and north gates of the community, the victim had not left the community ten days ago. According to neighbors, no one else had visited. How did the murderer enter her room to kill her, and then take her body quietly to leave? Here, but the eighth floor.

  
Before leaving, the police took her away with the black cat and left the pet at the murder scene, which was obviously inappropriate.

  
But Shen Lingzhi still struggled for a while. She still doesn't understand what's going on now!

  
A female police officer followed her hair and lamented, "Poor Miaomiao, your master has gone to heaven and won't come back. Don't worry, Skynet has been kept intact, and we will definitely bring the culprit to justice. ”

  
Shen Lingzhi's mind went blank.

  
Is she... dead? !

  ...

  
At the police station, a small fold-eared cat with its ears drooped, huddled pitifully in the corner of the sand.

  
Shen Lingzhi couldn't understand why she died when she woke up? Also turned into a cat? She prides herself on being easy-going, low-key, indifferent to the world, and loves peace. Who has a deep hatred against her to the point of killing her? She was horrified when she heard the police discussing whether the murderer cooked her to pieces! Damn, did she kill the whole family, so brutal!

  
If it's a vendetta or a perverted murderer, then in order to prevent revenge, isn't her only relative brother in danger!

  
The more Shen Lingzhi thought about it, the more hairy he became, fluttering his two short legs, intending to imitate other cats and jump up on the windowsill to escape.

  
【idiot. 】

  
【Who! 】

  
A beautiful black cat landed vigorously in front of her.

  
The water-blue eyes reflected her stupidly round... cat face.

  
【noob! can you speak? ! 】

  
【I am not called Xiaobai. 】The black cat stared down at her small body from a height, the black and thick fur blowing charming waves in the breeze, quite the style of a king, 【Yepian, my name. 】

  
Well, Xiaobai's voice is very nice.

  
Clear and cold, such as ring-shaped pendants, it can make the ears pregnant.

  
[Wait, we are communicating with thoughts? 】He won't hear all her thoughts!

  
[Heh, you just became a cat and wanted to conceive my child? ]

  
[Pfft...] Shen Lingzhi is about to spit out a mouthful of old blood, [Did your Chinese teach you by a physical education teacher! That's a metaphor! 】

  
He can really hear her thoughts!

  
The corner of the black cat's mouth moved slightly, and he actually slowly drew a playful sneer.

  
Shen Lingzhi hit the head, meow, she was tricked!

  
【You just called me an idiot? 】

  
【Now there are two problems in front of you, one is accommodation, and the other is the murderer. Instead of solving the problem, you want to go to your brother and implicate your relatives. You are not an idiot, but a genius? ]

  
[...] Poison tongue meow. [According to you, should I stay here and wait for the police to solve the case? 】

  
【It is not a wise choice to sit still. In the end who wants to kill you, you should have a stronger ability to distinguish than ordinary people. I happen to know a few suspects and I can take you there. 】

  
Shen Lingzhi was shocked, 【How do you know who the suspect is! 】

  
【I met you before, I didn't pay attention to it at first, but now I look back on it with great suspicion of committing a crime. 】

  
Shen Lingzhi fell into contemplation.

  
From the day she adopted Xiaobai, she thought it was very clever. He eats well, doesn't scratch furniture, doesn't meow coquettishly all day long, and his hair is always neat and organized like a human being. Once she forgot the key, it took the key and jumped into the corridor from the balcony and handed the key to her.

  
It also seems to have a cat's body and a human soul, just like her.

  
Can she believe it?

  
The black cat glanced at her, and the cat's pupil seemed to be a little cold, [I will leave at twelve o'clock tonight, you can decide for yourself. 】

  
After speaking, it flicked its tail coldly and was about to leave.

  
Shen Lingzhi was dumbfounded, hey, she hesitated for a while, isn't she angry!

  
The little folded-eared cat arched its back, held back its strength, and rushed up to hug its thighs, but it didn't even touch a single cat hair, and threw itself on the sand. On her petite and frail back, she was like a majestic mountain king.

  
【What to do, sneak attack? 】

  
Shen Lingzhi's limbs and claws are fluttering vigorously, like a little turtle.

  
[I'm wronged, Brother Xiaobai, no, Brother Ye Pian, I want to say, you can't just die and leave me behind...]

  
She was able to recognize it clearly. With this delicate and weak cat attribute, without a big brother covering her, she would be abused when she walked out of the street properly.

  
The black cat's eyes softened slightly, and just as he was about to remove his paws, the back collar was lifted off guard.

  
"Hey, no, how can you bully the kitten!"

  
The little fold-ear cat was immediately embraced by the female police officer who was full of maternal love, and all kinds of gentle touches and comforts.

  
Shen Lingzhi stretched out his four claws comfortably, admiring the black cat's body being pointed at the nose for a lesson, um, it's good to have a soft body, cuteness is justice!

  
Black cat sneers, stupid woman.

  



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✨ CHAPTER 2 : The daily life of a wandering cat ✨




At night, the people in the police station continued to leave work.

  
Shen Lingzhi curled up on the sand, watching the drizzle outside the window.

  
Who killed her? On the day Ye Pian spoke about the case, he ran out of the house, unaware of the situation at the time.

  
This black cat really likes to run out when she has something to do, and she didn't see him when she got home that day.

  
As for why she became a cat...

  
Ye Pian said that when she died, the fold-eared cat died near her, and her soul was attached to the cat.

  
She's lucky, isn't she.

  
In the end, they couldn't leave at midnight, and the rain didn't stop.

  
It wasn't until the sky turned white and the rain stopped. Shen Lingzhi was slapped mercilessly by a cat's paw. The two cats fled the police station one after the other while the cleaning staff opened the door for cleaning.

  
Shen Lingzhi had been held all the way before, and he was not used to walking on all fours, nor did he know how to use his tail to maintain balance, so the situation on the way was like this: the little fold-eared cat strode hard on its short legs, twisting the furry Her small buttocks took the honey juice S-shaped route as if she was drunk, and the majestic big black cat in front of her turned back to stare at her speechlessly after taking two steps.

  
【Miss Shen, do you have a broken leg? 】

  
【Hey, I have no experience as a cat for the first time... ah! 】

  
With a plop, the petite and soft little fold-eared cat pounced on the street again. This time there was no soft sand. The two claws that fluttered in front of the puddle landed on the puddle just right, and dirty water droplets sprayed her face.

  
【idiot. 】

  
The black cat on the other end mocked mercilessly.

  
Shen Lingzhi scratched the wet hair on her face with her front paws, and the result was that the more she rubbed it, the more dirty it became. She saw the mockery in the black cat's eyes so full that it almost drowned her, and she couldn't help but seriously doubt that the cat she possessed. Is there something wrong with her appearance, why doesn't this guy like her at all?

  
The puddle just returned to calm, and she glanced at the reflection.

  
The little fold-eared cat has a snow-white body, a round and chubby head, and a light gray stripe in the shape of a flame on the top of its head. The two cat ears droop forward pitifully. With a pair of watery round cat pupils, it is simply adorable. .

  
It doesn't seem to be her problem, it's that he doesn't understand Lianxiangxiyu by nature, hum.

  
【Miss Shen, can you go now? 】

  
The black cat walked up to her with arrogant steps, as if despising a mentally retarded, 【500 meters, walking for an hour, you might as well change the breed to be a turtle, at least after being kicked by someone, there is still a turtle shell to block it. 】

  
This meow is not poisonous tongue will die!

  
[You think I'm slow, then you carry me! ]

  
[...] The black cat suddenly turned pale.

  
[Look at you, there is no spirit of solidarity and mutual assistance, only Rory laughs at me. Forget it, don't bother you, tell me the suspect's address, and I'll crawl over it myself. 】

  
Shen Lingzhi felt embarrassed even thinking about it.

  
She didn't even learn the basics of walking, and it was a sin to let a big guy accompany her to waste time.

  
However, in the eyes of others, the little fold-eared cat drooped its fat and round head aggrievedly, and the face was still stained with dirty water droplets. How pitiful it is.

  
The black cat stared at her wordlessly.

  
After a long while, he turned around gracefully.

  
This cat used to give Shen Lingzhi a cold back, and she didn't even touch her, she was used to it.

  
Who knows, the black cat suddenly squatted down, and the black and bright hair was extra soft in the wind.

  
【Come up. 】

  
【Ah? 】

  
Shen Lingzhi's eyes widened, suppressing the surging in his heart, this posture wouldn't be...but she was joking!

  
Ye Pian heard what she was saying, and the cat's face became even darker.

  
[If you don't come up again, I will kick you all the way. 】

  
Shen Lingzhi no longer hesitated, jumped up in three steps in two steps, and threw himself firmly on the black cat's back.

  
Ah, I finally touched the fur of this stuff.

  
Well, warm, fluffy, comfortable.

  
The black cat was hit by her and shook, resisting the urge to drop her, and stood up steadily.

  
Therefore, in this ordinary and busy working day, many children going to school, busy office workers, and elderly people doing morning exercises have all witnessed the spectacle of a black cat carrying a white cat.

  
Many people have great enthusiasm for white cats.

  
"Wow, that's a fold cat, so small, so round, so cute and so cute!"

  
"Mom, my heart is going to melt..."

  
"Xiao Miao, do you want to eat grandma? It's delicious. Oh!"

  
Along the way, Shen Lingzhi has become the queen on Meow's back, held by the stars and the moon, and fed by all kinds of fierce food, even though the food is a single milk, cat food, milk, cat food... But It's all naked love.

  
Shen Lingzhi was so moved that she almost shed tears.

  
She even thought that it would be good to be a cute cat like this.

  
And the black cat under her is not very pleasing.

  
He has a peaceful temperament, and he was in a bad mood with a stupid cat on his back, and his face was even worse when he was surrounded by noise. Those cat eyes glared viciously and directly scared the little babies to tears.

  
"Yeah, why is that black cat so fierce?"

  
"It has beautiful eyes!"

  
"Pretty is beautiful, but the black cat with blue eyes has a birth defect?"

  
[Pfft...]

  
Shen Lingzhi couldn't help it. , shaking the cat's whiskers and giggling.

  
[Laugh again and throw you down. 】

  
She shuts up.

  
It's really unkind to laugh at him like this, dragging her crippled.

  
Half an hour later——

  
【Shen Lingzhi, do you want to mate with me? 】

  
【Huh? 】

  
Following...Mating? !

  
The little folded cat's eyes widened, and the fur on his body was about to explode.

  
【Then what are you doing with your tail clinging to me! ]

  
[Can't you...] Her voice is weak.

  
[Shen Lingzhi, a cat's tail is just like a man's thing, you can't touch it, you know. 】

  
【Ah, sorry! 】

  
Shen Lingzhi immediately released his tail.

  
She just felt that it was unaccustomed to flick the back of her tail, so she kept lingering on him.

  
【…】Fuck!

  
She moved fast, but he was physically hot and it took time to calm down.

  
Ye Pian felt that since this stupid woman became a cat, his mood has not been smooth.

  
After three days, they finally reached a villa.

  
In fact, it is only about 12 kilometers away from the police station. They still secretly climbed into the truck and took a ride for 6 kilometers. Well, it took a lot of time to eat, drink and lasa along the way. For her, a novice cat star. , The last toilet is the biggest problem of the century.

  
Shen Lingzhi pulled his two front paws in front of the magnificent carved iron gate and raised his chubby head.

  
[This is the residence of one of the suspects you mentioned? ]

  
[Ji Changgu, the president of Ji's Group, has followed you to the downstairs of your house many times and stared at your room for a long time. After you were killed, he also drove downstairs to follow you several times. 】

  
Shen Lingzhi expressed that he was frightened.

  
【Ji Chang Gu? President? Are you right? ]

  
As a citizen of Haisu City, of course, I have heard of such a huge multinational company as the Ji Group.

 
For ordinary people, it is definitely an unattainable existence.

  
During the summer vacation of her freshman year, she was fortunate to go to a branch of Ji's Group for an internship. The only time she had an intersection with Ji Changgu was when he visited the branch. She glanced at it from a distance, but couldn't see her face clearly. Then, it seemed that a leader praised her good computer skills in front of him. He sent his secretary to give her a message and asked her to help him repair the computer for him...

  
It was broken, maybe he lost the data in the computer, thinking that She is a commercial spy, so kill her to silence her? !

  
The black cat looked at the mentally retarded expression, 【If you want a commercial spy to be like you, you have to drink the northwest wind. 】

  
Shen Lingzhi frowned, 【You read my thoughts indiscriminately again, don't you think this is an invasion of privacy! ]

  
[You'd better save your energy and think about how to convince Ji Changgu to adopt you. This is a high-end residential area, and there are no passers-by with milk and cat food within a radius of one kilometer. 】

  
In other words, she didn't have to live here tonight and starved to death.

  
Shen Lingzhi rolled his eyes.

  
Just at this moment, the carved iron door slowly opened, and a black Maybach came slowly from inside.

  

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✨ CHAPTER 3 : hit the chest Meow, what to do with swelling, what to do with swelling! ✨





Shen Lingzhi was so anxious to scratch his cat's head with his meat claws.

  
Everyone knows that the position of the president is full of affairs. If he goes on a business trip today, he will not be seen for ten days and a half months. When he comes back, her grave will be covered with grass.

  
Well, let it go!

  
The little folded-eared cat arched its small back, dashed to the middle of the road with the greatest strength in its life, and then floated to the ground in the posture of a weak willow supporting the wind, looking pitifully at the driver with its watery cat eyes, trying to cross the road. Species eye contact.

  
Most drivers will step on the brakes when they see an injured kitten lying in the middle of the road.

  
However, the car did not stop.

  
It seems that she rushed out too late and entered the blind spot of the driver's field of vision.

  
The battered Shen Lingzhi had tears in his cat's eyes.

  
Not so unfortunate!

  
Seeing that the car was about to whizz past her cat's head, the black cat who had been watching from the beginning to the end couldn't help but snorted.

  
[...Stupid to death. 】

  
"Meow!"

  
A tragic cat meow pierced the sky, the green belt sounded leaves, and several birds took off in shock.

  
Shen Lingzhi was stunned.

  
[Brother Ye Pian, your voice is really spiritual. 】Use it to touch porcelain!

  
【you shut up! 】

  
The car stopped as expected.

  
The driver was a spirited middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes with a kind face. When he got out of the car, he saw the blue-eyed black cat sitting in perfect condition by the iron gate. It's a prank." When

  
Shen Lingzhi heard this, he hurriedly called out twice.

  
The point is me, it's me!

  
The driver was stunned for a moment, and when he touched the front of the car, he leaned over, and as far as he could see was a white fold-eared cat lying on the ground.

  
"Sir, there is a cat under the front of the car. I don't know if it was hit by a car."

  
Most of the wealthy families with a deep background are all about "accumulating good deeds", and the Ji family is one of them.

  
The back door of the car opened, and a pair of spotless black handmade leather shoes stepped on the concrete floor.

  
Pat, Pat -

  
Shen Lingzhi's ears moved, her round eyes moved in the direction of the pair of shoes, he squatted down, her eyes caught on the man's stretched crotch, the smooth fabric of trousers faintly Reflecting the outline of a sleeping piece, it seems... big. Meow, what is she looking at!

  
A pair of big palms stretched out towards her.

  
She imagined that the president's hands should be smooth and delicate, or fat and tender.

  
And these hands, unexpectedly well-defined, clean and slender, very beautiful.

  
He didn't seem to know how to hold her, so he gestured hesitantly on her with both hands, and finally chose to hold her stomach with one hand and her head with the other. The posture was wrong, but because of his wide palm, he held her firmly.

  
Can! Yes! His hand is pressing on her chest ah ah ah!

  
The man's hand was big and hot, as if it completely wrapped her plump white pepper milk, making her legs soft.

  
It was actually attacked on the chest!

  
Shen Lingzhi angrily wanted to get down from the man's palm, but because he was too high above sea level, she glanced down and persuaded.

  
For her crippled, this jump would break a bone...

  
Shen Lingzhi shook his chubby head, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, rubbing his small body secretly, turning his body around in his palm, and his belly turned around. upside down. Gee, she's so smart.

  
She squinted her cat's eyes comfortably, but the next moment, she accidentally bumped into a pair of deep black eyes.

  
The man looked down at her, his eyes were cold and deep, as if her little thoughts had nowhere to hide under his gaze, his facial features were unexpectedly handsome, his facial lines were extremely aggressive, his thin lips were rosy and attractive, and he belonged to Zhang Yang. He was handsome, but he was meticulously wrapped up and down, and his clean white shirt was buttoned to the top, releasing a full of aloof and abstinence, and he could only glimpse his good figure from the well-cut suit.

  
Suspect No. 1 looks so good? This unscientific!

  
Ji Chang Gu looked at the clever kitten in the palm of his hand with great interest. The anxiety and anxiety these days seemed to dissipate a little, but his face was still calm, and he raised his eyes and said softly to the driver, "Send her to the neighborhood. The veterinary hospital in China is looking for cat revelation on the Internet, and if the original owner is not found, it will be given to cat lovers."

  
Well, the voice is also low and magnetic, President Ji is really God's darling.

  
Shen Lingzhi was still admiring the handsome man in a leisurely manner, but when he finished thinking about the meaning of his words, the whole cat almost bounced.

  
No, this doesn't fit the formula!

  
The cold and rich president should not wave his hand and say domineeringly: I have contracted this white cat, let it recover well in the villa, food and clothing must not be saved, one cat hair is missing, be careful of yours Year-end awards!

  
Shen Lingzhi was in a hurry, ignoring the danger of hitting his chest, his body turned back and forth again, two little meat pads hugged one of his fingers, blinking with clear cat eyes, while crying pitifully...

  
"Meow Meow..."

  
You can't leave me, I have to investigate you!

  
"Meow meow..."

  
Believe it or not, if you put me in a veterinary hospital, I won't let you go even if I'm reincarnated as a pig, bah bah!

  
"Meow...meow..." Mr.President, I won't harass you, okay? I don't want to go to the hospital!

  
Shen Lingzhi burst into tears and thought silently, she seemed to see the black cat rolling her eyes.

  
However, Shen Lingzhi's self-proclaimed mournful cat meow, in Ji Changgu's ears, sounded like a coquettish, especially when one of his fingers was held by a pair of kitten claws, and a piece of his hard heart seemed to be gently touched .

  
The driver was about to hug the cat in Ji Changgu's hand when he suddenly let out a sigh and looked down. The black cat who was sitting upright just now came up and pulled his trouser legs with his mouth. Stop biting, this can't be eaten, I'll give you something to eat later. Huh... this is it?"

  
At the same time, the black cat loosened his mouth and stepped aside.

  
The driver picked up the silver metal object dropped by the front of the car and handed it to Ji Changgu, "Sir, it seems to be the nameplate of this cat. With this, it should be easier to find its owner."

  
Ji Changgu read the words on it clearly, his pupils slightly A change.

  
"Zhizhi..."

  
"Meow?"

  
The little fold-eared cat in his hand reacted immediately, moving his furry cat ears, tilting his head and looking at him.

  
In fact, Shen Lingzhi was completely confused at the moment.

  
Where's the nameplate from? How did you write her name so coincidentally?

  
[Ye Pian, this is not something you picked up on the roadside, you threw it on purpose. 】

  
【Otherwise? 】

  
The words are full of contempt.

  
[Hey, why don't you discuss it with me, what if he is a murderer and sees the word Zhizhi and thinks of me, and kills my cat with the same name! 】

  
【...Idiot. ]

  
[Hey, I'm talking to you seriously! 】

  
The driver's voice suddenly interrupted the conversation between her and Ye Pian.

  
"Sir, do you want to go back?"

  
"Well, I'll keep it for a few days." The man strode back into the car with the cat in his arms.

  
haT?

  
The change came too fast for Shen Lingzhi to digest.

  
This sudden turning point seems to be because the word "Zhizhi" plays a crucial role.

  
Don't, it's terrible.

  
It was not until the cat card was handed into her paw by the man that Shen Lingzhi was speechless and relieved.

  
"Squeak" is written on the nameplate.

  
Thankfully, that black cat is illiterate.

  
President Ji must have adopted her because of her beauty.

  



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✨ CHAPTER 4 : Taking a bath ✨



  
Ji Changgu took the cat back to the villa and instructed the housekeeper to take good care of him. After washing his hands, he hurried to the company.

  
The housekeeper, surnamed Xu, is a gray-haired old man with retro round-frame glasses with lanyards on the bridge of his nose, which is very kind.

  
He called the veterinarian to see the little fold cat.

  
The veterinarian carefully inspected Fan Dao, "There is no trauma, no signs of impact, at most a little fright, it should be no big problem. However, this kind of cat is born with a genetic bone disease, once it suffers lifelong pain, so take care of it carefully. , pay more attention, and if there is any abnormality, send it to the hospital immediately."

  
Shen Lingzhi listened in disapproval.

  
Seriously, she's just not used to walking on all fours.

  
But this has a little advantage. Butler Xu and the servants up and down the villa are very careful about her. If there is no special need to touch her, not only that, but also use the fastest speed to clear a vacant room and buy it. Keeping all the care items for cats is terrifyingly efficient. This kind of treatment like a VIP visit made her very flattered.

  
At noon, she also ate the top cat food they specially prepared, uh, crunch.

  
When it was over, she actually thought it was delicious...

  
Of course Shen Lingzhi didn't know, this was the first time that Ji Changgu had raised living things in his twenty-eight years of living, and it was such a delicate little thing that everyone was naturally like a formidable enemy.

  
In the afternoon, Butler Xu locked the cat in the arranged cat room, and led several servants to start a raid on cat care knowledge.

  
The black cat didn't know where to go after lunch.

  
Shen Lingzhi glanced around the room, quite satisfied, and decided to sleep first.

  
In the evening, Ji Changgu came back to open the cat room, and what he saw was a cute little white cat sleeping on all fours.

  
The man looked at Butler Xu with inquiring eyes, who flipped through his notebook, "It is said that this kind of cat likes to lie down, which is normal."

  
Ji Changgu squatted down in front of the kitten, and unexpectedly found that it was more adorable when sleeping at close range.

  
The closed eyes grow with two slits, the nose is pink and tender, the small cat's mouth is naturally slightly upturned, with a cute smile, and the whiskers on the face shake with the breath, like a very good touch feather.

  
Ji Changgu couldn't help reaching out to fiddle with her cat's whiskers, the cat's face wrinkled, didn't she wake up? He was very interested, and his slender fingers tapped her belly again, stroking it back and forth, like a curious baby.

  
The feeling of having a little creature in the house was really novel to him.

  
Mom, hit the chest again!

  
Shen Lingzhi opened the cat's eyes in a jiffy, and as far as he could see was the man's uncanny claws, the cat's face became hot, and he immediately got up and stared at him defensively. Even if you become a cat, your innocence still has to be defended!

  
However, her self-proclaimed warning eyes were sweet and pitiful in the eyes of men.

  
He even lowered his voice subconsciously, "Wake up? Your new nameplate is ready."

  
The old nameplate was too rotten to use, so he asked someone to make one in the afternoon.

  
The low and gentle male voice went against the character of President Gao Leng, and even Butler Xu on the side was startled.

  
Over the years, the president has not been gentle with the cat to women.

  
Seeing that Ji Changgu wanted to help the kitten put on the nameplate, Butler Xu quickly said, "Sir, it hasn't taken a bath yet."

"Assault learning... I heard that ordinary cats are afraid of water, and bathing them is like fighting, so I thought to be cautious."

  

Ji Changgu hugged the kitten's abdomen with one hand and supported its lower limbs with the other - he looked for it during the day. The subordinate asked for the correct posture of holding the cat.

  
"You are busy with your work, I was just about to take a shower, so I washed it by the way."

  
"Sir?"

  
Not only Butler Xu was taken aback, even Shen Lingzhi was stunned.

  
What the fuck, come up and take a bath? It's so exciting too!

  
Seeing that Ji Changgu hugged her and left, she screamed "meow meow meow" in a hurry.

  
Butler Xu chased after him, "Sir, this cat seems to know that it is going to take a bath, and it seems to be protesting. Leave this kind of trivial matter to me. What if you get scratched a few claws and your face is broken?

  
Ji Chang was unmoved, "I won't be able to deal with a cat." Seeing his firm attitude, Butler Xu could only give up.

  
Shen Lingzhi was very resistant at first, until now that the man entered the bedroom, her mind jolted, and then she calmed down.

  
By the way, he helped to take a bath, couldn't she just fool around in his room!

  
If he is the murderer, maybe he can find some clues here!

  
Ji Changgu noticed that the kitten in his arms seemed to "give up resistance", there was a smile in his indifferent eyes, and he rubbed his fingertips on her chest, "Zhizhi, be nice later, I will reward you."

  
Shen Lingzhi: "..." Sir, can you spare my chest?

  
The bathing process was unexpectedly harmonious.

  
Ji Chang Gu naturally couldn't take a bath with a cat.

  
Shen Lingzhi was sitting in the water basin, the man was neatly dressed, his sleeves were slightly rolled up, revealing his sturdy arms, his knuckled fingers were rubbed with foam, and he brushed her body gently and forcefully, although he always felt that his method was a bit erotic, her ass Her chest and chest were kneaded to varying degrees by him, but... Anyway, she was helping her take a bath. It really couldn't be done with her two fat claws.

  
After washing, she lay on his lap and he dried her hair with a hairdryer.

  
This cat is really delicate, no matter how small the wind is, she feels very strong, and feels like she is going to be blown away. She closed the cat's eyes, and her two fleshy claws struggled in the air, and finally climbed to a raised object. She relaxes.

  
The hair dryer suddenly moved away, and her body was turned around.

  
"Little cat, where do you touch it?"

  
Shen Lingzhi was stunned, just now what she touched was... No wonder it was hot, and a little soft...

  
The size of the touch seems to be larger than what is seen.

  
Ah, no, how could she become a veritable "crotch-staring cat" now!

  
Shen Lingzhi was extremely ashamed and quiet as a chicken.

  
When the hair was dry, Ji Changgu helped her put on the nameplate, put away the hairdryer and went to take a bath.

  
Her cat's eyes lit up, and she immediately stepped on a wobbly pace and searched everywhere like a police dog. His room was very clean, with simple black, white and gray tones, and the room he used for rest seemed to really only be used for rest. There was basically nothing except furniture. . Shen Lingzhi searched around and found nothing, and was a little dejected.

  
Suddenly, she saw a stack of papers on the bedside table from a distance.

  
A woman's sixth sense tells her that there is a situation!

  
Shen Lingzhi hurriedly came to the bedside table, jumped left, jumped right, stretched out a small short hand desperately.

  
Ouch, almost, a little bit!

  
The ordered paper finally fell down as expected.

  
But just at this moment, the bathroom door opened, and the man put on a black bathrobe, wiping the wet shorts, and had a panoramic view of this scene. His eyes paused, and he walked quickly and calmly, picking up the paper before Shen Lingzhi rushed up.

  
"Meow meow~"

  
Wait, let me take a look!

  
Shen Lingzhi started jumping again in a hurry, he just leaned down slightly and tapped her head with his fingertips.

  
"Naughty."

  
Finally, Shen Lingzhi could only watch the man take the paper into the study.

  
She actually saw something just now.

  
The title reads: Investigation Report on Shen Lingzhi Incident.

  
A man who has never met, why should he investigate her case?

  



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✨ CHAPTER 5 : The feeding process is a bit perverted ✨




Shen Lingzhi really wanted to rush into the study to find out, but she also knew that she couldn't eat hot tofu in a hurry.

  
What she did just now was actually not pleasing.

  
Thanks to her wearing the shell of a cat, all acts like arrogance can be interpreted as "naughty", otherwise... tsk tsk, recalling the chill that flashed in the man's eyes just now, Shen Lingzhi shivered.

  
This man is really suspicious.

  
Shen Lingzhi deeply thought that in order to break into the suspect, he must first sell his cuteness to gain trust.

  
So in the next few days, she behaved very well, eating what she should eat, drinking what she should drink, not wandering around, and not screaming all day long, so she let Butler Xu silently make a note in her notebook— Personality of this cat: Lazy.

  
Butler Xu was afraid that the cat would be lazy and lose a lot of fat, so he hurriedly carried it to the courtyard to relax.

  
A lot of beautiful seasonal flowers were planted in the yard, and colorful butterflies fluttered and fluttered. How much Butler Xu longed for the kitten to play with butterflies with its fleshy cat claws, just like ordinary cats. I lay down so lazily, my belly turned upside down, I stretched my waist comfortably, and closed my cat's eyes... I fell asleep again!

  
Butler Xu burst into tears, and he wrote another stroke on the notebook: This cat is so lazy!

  
The only thing that made Butler Xu gratified was that whenever Ji Changgu came home, the kitten would walk crookedly to greet him, softly acting coquettishly and begging for a hug.

  
If Ji Changgu had something in his hand and couldn't hold it in time, it would wriggle its tail and follow behind the man.

  
One person and one cat, the picture is very warm.

  
Ji Changgu is not a person who is good at expressing his feelings. His life of intrigue in shopping malls has made him accustomed to being stern and showing people with a mask of indifference and alienation. Now, Butler Xu often sees traces of smiles on that handsome face.

  
Like the warm sun projected on the ice.

  
Very shallow, but enough to shake people's hearts.

  
Butler Xu attributed all this to Kitten and Cat, and finally stopped forcing it to exercise outdoors.

  
But the old man secretly came up with other ideas, um... I have to let the cat spend more time with the president, it is best to eat and sleep together!

  
Unwittingly guessed that Zhizhi was the president's wife.

  
So, with the help of Butler Xu and the acquiescence of Ji Changgu, Shen Lingzhi's dining table was moved to Ji Changgu's feet for the first time.

  
Previously, Shen Lingzhi was not in sync with their meal time.

  
Often when they were eating, she was sleeping, and no one dared to disturb her, and only poured cat food for her when she woke up.

  
At this moment, Shen Lingzhi chewed the high-grade crunch in his mouth, and finally couldn't eat it anymore.

  
When eating alone before, even though the cat food tasted like chewing wax, she could comfort herself by eating "top potato chips"!

  
Now, I can't stand the smell of the fragrant vegetables on the table above my head!

  
Ow...soft, glutinous and sweet rice, savory and spicy eggplant pot, tender pork ribs with salt and pepper on the outside, hot and sour fish with sauerkraut, and all kinds of cakes, desserts, fruits and vegetables, she hasn't eaten them for a long time. !

  
When Shen Lingzhi met the man's lowered gaze, she was startled to realize that she had already hugged a chair leg, and stared at the braised pork ribs that Ji Changgu handed to her lips.

  
He moved for a while, looked at Mao Tong, "Want to eat?"

  
Mmmm! Shen Lingzhi almost nodded wildly, his eyes were so eager that Ji Changgu couldn't ignore it.

  
Ji Chang turned his chopsticks and was about to hand the ribs to the cat's claw when Butler Xu said, "Sir, there may be broken bone residue on the ribs. If Zhi Zhi accidentally eats them, it will be bad for your health."

  

Are you that stupid? Ribs, her ribs...

With the chopsticks retracted, Shen Lingzhi flinched, drooping his chubby head.

  
After a long while, the chopped pork ribs were suddenly handed to her, Shen Lingzhi's cat's eyes lit up, and he ate it without looking at it.

  
Hahahaha... Well, I'm so touched, this is what people eat!

  
Butler Xu's voice sounded again, "Sir, why don't you let me chew it for you."

  
"It's fine."

  
Shen Lingzhi had just swallowed the meat in his mouth when he heard this inexplicable and strange conversation.

  
The cat's face twitched, what does it mean to chew it... It must not be what she thought...

  
A piece of fragrant beef was handed to her.

  
chewed.

  
Rumble, thunderbolt!

  
A cute cat face completely petrified.

  
Shen Lingzhi raised his head crunchly and stared at the handsome face in disbelief. I didn't expect you to be such a president! It's okay to hit her chest every day, and feed her his saliva! Perverted sex mad ah ah ah!

  
Ji Changgu didn't know that he had been defined as a pervert by the cute cat, and when he saw that it didn't move at all, the chopsticks moved closer.

  
He moves, she hides. He moves again, she hides again.

  
The big palm simply carried her to his lap, "What's wrong? Didn't you have a good time eating just now?"

  
Bah! You are happy, your whole family is happy!

  
Ji Changgu stared into its eyes carefully, and vaguely read out a trace of... grief and anger?

  
"Don't like beef?"

  
No, no, no...

  
He held her petite back with one hand, ignoring the kitten who was struggling with its eyes widened, and re-clamped the ribs, deboned them slowly, and chewed the meat before handing it to her lips.

  
Shen Lingzhi's mood at the moment can no longer be described with grief and anger.

  
Please let me go, Mr. President! Even if I'm just a cat, I can't force me to eat your saliva!

  
"You've eaten too little."

  
This time, Ji Changgu obviously didn't intend to let her go, he frowned, and put the chopsticks to her lips resolutely.

  
If this stalemate continues, will he obliterate all his previous goodwill towards her?

  
Shen Lingzhi carefully weighed the pros and cons, and finally wrinkled his cat's face and swallowed the chewed meat with a face full of death.

  
He faintly carried his refreshing breath, but fortunately there was no bad breath.

  
Ji Changgu's brows stretched slightly, watching the kitten eat what he was chewing in small bites, a secret intimacy surged in his heart, I don't know why, many times, he always felt that Zizhi was communicating with him, with his demeanor, Inexplicably resembling that girl...

  
he chews, she eats.

  
This process lasted twenty minutes.

  
By the time he finally put her on the ground with great compassion, she had already eaten his saliva.

  
Meow, if she doesn't dig out some case information from him, she will lose a lot this time!

  
Shen Lingzhi's sacrifice was not in vain.

  
Under her clingy and well-behaved offensive, coupled with Butler Xu's divine assistance, their relationship became more and more intimate.

  
Finally, five days later, the door of the study opened to her.

  
When Ji Changgu whispered "Come in" to Shen Lingzhi holding the stall, she was almost moved to tears, as if she saw the holy light blooming behind the man, and for the first time felt that this man was so pleasing to the eye!

  
The emperor pays off the conscientious people, oh oh oh.

  
The first time she entered Ji Changgu's study, and in the presence of him, Shen Lingzhi was very restrained. Although her heart was surging and she was about to move, she just kept lying on his lap, half-closed her eyes and pretended to be well-behaved. .

  
She noticed that there were many papers on his desk.

  

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