Derpy [Nene Onemine x M!reade...

By Idiotic_Moron

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I suck at descriptions lol. A (somewhat) normal student is placed in a very odd high school. He tries his bes... More

A rough start (Prologue)
Reader's Profile (REMASTERED)
Detroit: Become student (Ch. 1)
Meeting Komi [GONE FISHING!!!] (Ch. 2)
Bro, you deadass built like a 🗿 (Ch. 3)
I'll have uhh... 2 number 9s... (Ch. 4)
Turning Red: The Anime (Ch. 5)
It's Just a Fever! Plus More! (Ch. 6)
Yandere Simulator (Ch. 07)
[Insert obscure reference] (Ch. 8)
JET BLACK WINGS!1!1 (Ch. 9)
Vineboom sfx (Ch. 10)
Obligatory pool episode (Ch. 12)
Edgy title name here (Ch. 13)
The Festival (Ch. 14)
Awkward confessions lmao (Ch. 15)
Soy wojak (Ch. 16)
Another festival (Ch. 17)
Damn bro, that's crazy (Ch.18)
The 3rd damn festival (Ch. 19)
Bruh 🗿 (Ch. 20)
Bing chilling (Ch. 21)
Vergil reference (Ch. 22)
The date (Ch. 23)
Yoo, christmas time (Ch. 24)
When you uglier than the snowman 💀(Ch. 25)
Happy new year! (Ch. 26)
Oh hey, mildly sexual activities (Ch. 27)
She trip on my field til I bus (Ch. 28)
The masculine urge to kiss the boys goodnight (Ch. 29)

Gochujang hot sauce (Ch. 11)

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By Idiotic_Moron

(Third Person POV)

Oh summer break... It usually isn't very productive for you. You just help your parents with their restaurant normally, eh still more productive than like 95% of people's summer break. Well, now you were really being productive.

Y/N: Holy... Shit...

You say that in between breaths. Running at 5 in the morning is pretty productive, but tiring as shit.

Y/N: Just... a bit... more...

Wow, you looked like a GMOD rag doll, cool. You make your way into your house. As soon as you get in, you flop to the floor.

F/N: Ah!

Wow, that's startled your dad.

F/N: You alright there?

Y/N: Can't... move...

F/N: You're exercising now?

Y/N: Yeah...

F/N: You uhh... Need help there?

Y/N: Sure...

Your father drags... No shit, drags you onto the couch. Looked really funny.

F/N: There.

Y/N: Could... You have... Been more... Gentle with that?

F/N: I'm holding a mug of coffee.

Y/N: That's fair...

F/N: I remembered when I exercised, good times.

Y/N: You can still exercise though...

F/N: I gotta head to the shop soon. Wanna do some exercising with me son?

Y/N: You sound really American right now...

F/N: Heh?

Y/N: You should get to the ramen shop, mom's probably already waiting.

F/N: That's fair. Look after your sister okay?

Y/N: Sure. We can also go exercising together tomorrow if you want.

F/N: Sure, we aren't open on Sundays anyway.

Y/N: Alright, be safe.

F/N: You too kid.

With that, your dad leaves. Now you get up to shower and freshen up. You already start missing everyone at school. Anyways, after you prepare breakfast, you go up to wake your sister, only to find her with a weird book. She's giggling to herself, in bed.

Y/N: Yo, what's that?

S/N: Huh?! Ah! Bro...

Y/N: Breakfast is ready.

S/N: Right...

Y/N: Hey what's that?

S/N: Oh this... This is nothing...

Y/N: Alright?

You quickly snatch the book from her. 2 Guys... Shirtless... On top of each other... WAIT WHAT!?

Y/N: Ehhh!?!?

S/N: AHHHHHHH!!!!

Please wait while we sort the technical difficulties.

What the hell? So your sister, is like reading yaoi?

Y/N: Not to be that guy, but isn't that a little too mature for you?

S/N: Uhh...

Y/N: I don't even know what to say...

S/N: This is so embarrassing...

Y/N: Look... I'm not gonna be that guy but you should probably hide that...

S/N: Alright...

Y/N: Anyways, you going high school soon?

S/N: Yeah!

Y/N: Alright. Let's go eat now.

After you guys eat, you decide to finish some unfinished business. The exo-mechs... Oh god you had time to play Terraria! You widen your eyes at the realization. You head to your room with your sister coming along. You hop on your computer and start playing.

S/N: Oh? This game? What was it called again? I don't remember.

Your sister just sits back and watches you. You were in for a long boss fight.

(Small Timeskip)

Holy cow, you did it. It took you quite a long time to prepare the arena and everything, but now that you've done it, you're almost done with the game.

S/N: How do you dodge that and see where those laser thingies are?

Y/N: I have no idea...

S/N: This game looks really hard...

Y/N: Hmm. Well now I'm bored, gonna do the boss rush later.

S/N: Boss-rush?

Y/N: I'll tell you later, I wanna make something Korean today.

S/N: Heh?

Yeah, the author has gotten addicted to Korean food.

Y/N: Wanna do some Kimchi rice?

S/N: Sure?

Y/N: Do you want cheese with it?

S/N: Huh?!

Y/N: Cheese on rice, looks like a cool combination.

S/N: What? I mean sure but, are you sure it'll be good?

Y/N: I don't know. Might as well try...

S/N: Fine...

Y/N: Don't worry, I'll try adding some pork belly.

S/N: Aren't you on a diet or something?

Y/N: Oh god... Today will be fine right?

S/N: If you say so...

The doorbell rings, you were confused to as who it could've been, did your parents order anything? Oh god, you didn't have the money to pay for it!

S/N: Oh, it should be my friend!

Y/N: Ah... Wait, is it a guy?

S/N: No, it's a girl. Their name is Tadano!

Y/N: Oh, the Tadano?

S/N: No, it's a different Tadano!

Y/N: What?

S/N: Whatever, I need to greet them!

She runs down the stairs and opens the door. You follow her only to see... Tadano and his sister.

Y/N: What...

S/N: So this is your brother?

Tadano's sister: Yep.

You and Tadano just look at each other...

Tadano: Uhh...

Y/N: O_O

You were wide-eyed, like it was really weird.

Y/N: You do know that's Tadano right?

S/N: Yeah?

Y/N: No, like the same Tadano, like the cowlick guy.

Tadano: Oof.

S/N: Heh? He looks so different though!

Y/N: Do you not see the cowlick?

Tadano's sister: Yo Y/N!

Y/N: Sup

S/N: Soo, let's go to my room! My brother's gonna make us lunch!

Tadano's sister: Sure.

They leave, so it's just you and Tadano. You decide to start up a conversation.

Y/N: So, you doin' good?

Tadano: Huh? Oh, uh yeah!

Y/N: Weird seeing you here...

Tadano: Yeah...

Y/N: We'll, I'm gonna go to the kitchen, help yourself to anything. You've been here before after all.

Tadano: I feel like I'd be intruding on you guys.

Y/N: No big deal, I like the company dude.

Tadano: Thanks.

Y/N: Hey, is it alright if I call you 'Hitohito'?

Tadano: Oh! Sure. I'm surprised you haven't asked sooner.

Y/N: Sorry, it just feels weird calling someone by their first name.

Hitohito (Tadano): Nothin' to be sorry about. I call you Y/N a lot of the time.

Y/N: Sure. I'm gonna make lunch, something like a bbq but more indoors I guess.

Hitohito: I'll help.

Y/N: Alright, I'm gonna make kimchi rice with pork and cheese.

Hitohito: Weird combo.

Y/N: Wanted to try something new...

Hitohito: Yeah, that's fine.

After you and Tadano prepares the tables, you call both your sisters downstairs. You look for that one Korean sauce in your fridge.

Hitohito: What're you lookin for?

Y/N: Some sauce I think, it's called 'Ssamjang', I think.

Hitohito: Isn't that the green tub? Didn't you put that on the table?

Y/N: Oh.

After you sort out everything and eat, you're blessed with a flavor like never before.

Y/N: 'Thank you Koreans.'

S/N: Why does it work!? It's so good!

Hitohito: Woah...

Hitomi (Tadano's sister): I'm never leaving...

You were considering making this for lunch. It didn't take long you just had to grill a few pieces of pork and kimchi and add rice... How the frick is something so easy so good?!

(Timeskip)

You wave goodbye to the Tadano siblings, your first day of summer break had already gone better than literally every other summer break you've had. It was like 6pm and you were pretty tired.

S/N: Why does your middle school friend look so different now?

Y/N: You mean Hitohito?

S/N: I thought you called them Tadano.

Y/N: It felt weird for a bit, but we are homies after all.

S/N: Okay.

You head back inside and clean up everything. Your sister also helped you. She decided to spark up a conversation.

S/N: So... How's it going with that... girlfriend of yours?

Y/N: What?! You mean Onemine?!

S/N: Yeah! Her! Have any of you made a move yet?

Y/N: What? Why would she wanna make a move on me? She could do way better.

S/N: Oh come on! You 2 are like meant for each other!

Y/N: I somehow doubt that...

S/N: Why? She clearly shows signs of interest in you, you also show signs of interest.

Y/N: That's just her being nice... Wait! Am I that obvious?!

S/N: Yeah?

Y/N: Oh god...

S/N: You really do suck at this romance thing...

Y/N: I'm being taught by a middle school girl...

S/N: Hey! I'm going to high school next year!

Y/N: Alright...

S/N: Well, are you gonna make a move?

Y/N: What?! No!

S/N: Okay, what if someone comes in and takes her from you? How would you feel?

Y/N: Proud of her! She's got a new partner, she's going to be happy with them.

S/N: But wouldn't you feel jealous? Wouldn't you feel sad? Wouldn't you regret it?

Y/N: I-I... It doesn't matter what I think!

S/N: Wow... You have a problem...

Y/N: Heh?!

S/N: Well, just make sure you try something with her alright? Just, make sure you have consent

Y/N: Like hell I would! Also why do you know what 'consent' means in this context?!

S/N: Uhh... Gotta go!

And she rushes to her room. Oof. You decided to go to your room and try sleep early. That plan doesn't work because your phone rings. You see Onemine calling you.

Y/N: Oh... Uh...

You decide to pick up the phone.

Y/N: Hey...

Onemine: Yo!

Y/N: Uhh, do you need anything?

Onemine: No, not really. Just wanted to see how you're doing.

Y/N: Ah... Tadano and his sister came over just came over. They left a bit ago.

Onemine: Really?

Y/N: Yeah, I'm really tired now though.

Onemine: You get mentally exhausted easily.

Y/N: That's fair.

Onemine: Say... Do you wanna go out tomorrow, to hang out?

Y/N: Huh? U-uh s-sure!

What, is this a date?

Onemine: Everyone's gonna be there. We're going to the pool.

Oh, sucks.

Y/N: 'Oh, it's not a date... Wait why am I sad?!'

Onemine: Make sure you pack your stuff. Wouldn't wanna forget your swimsuit.

Y/N: 'Oh yeah, swimsuit and sunscreen and all that other crap... Wait... Onemine plus swimsuit... WHAT!?!?'

Y/N: aghdghsagaghsjsg!!!

Onemine: Hey, you good there?

Oh, that was a weird sound.

Y/N: Sorry, my mic went weird for a sec...

Onemine: Alright? Anyways, I'll meet you tomorrow at your house and we'll go together?

Y/N: Sure...

Y/N: 'She's going in my house?! I mean she went once but it still feels weird...'

Onemine: Well, you should rest now. It's probably been a long day for you.

Y/N: Thanks...

Onemine: I'll see you tomorrow?

Y/N: Yeah, sure.

You guys hang up. Now you just wait in bed. Sleeping would be weird. A lot of things were weird that night. You heard a lot of creepy giggling, you were nervous and you left your laundry untouched...

Y/N: Guess I'll do it...

There... After you finish, you go to sleep thinking of Onemine... Wow, you look like a pervert.

(Note: I'm so exhausted omg)

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