Warnings! This fanfic contains swearing, sexual themes, trauma mentions, abuse and everything else what you'd expect in helluva boss
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// Pilot episode part 2 //
Blitzo reminded of the incident as all of you remembered it.
"I would like to go on a record and say that incident was Loona's fault, dispatch is supposed to give us the right info on the target. It's very simple." Moxxie finished making Loona roll her eyes on him
"Oh sit on a dick Moxxie."
Frustrating Moxxie "YOU SIT-! SIT ON A- and the- DO YOUR JOB!" Moxxie shouted at her
"Now, we don't blame our screw ups on Loona, okay? She didn't do anything."
Blitzo walked over to Loona as he snuggled against her, while she growled.
"Are you kidding me sir? She's awful."
Moxxie responded bringing up everything she did. In your opinion, Loona might be rude most of the time, but she doesn't hate you? And isn't rude to you that much like to the others, so you're fine with her.
"Look the point is Loona is a valued member of our family, and we don't get rid of families."
"We aren't a family sir. You are the boss. We are the employees. You treat her like she's some troubled teenager. She's more like a meth-addicted homeless woman you let man the phones!" In response, Loona only showed him her middle finger making you snicker next to her. "That is offensive. Without homeless people I wouldn't have half the joy and laughter I do in this life." He then went to window and waved at someone there.
"While we're on the subject of "family"
Can you stop, finding me and Millie outside of work?" Moxxie said
"Oh come on sweetie it's not that big of deal!" "Excuse me. WHAT?!"
"Just. Stop. Doing that." Moxxie said, defeated. "I don't see what the issue is. Somethin' you don't want me seein'? Your baby wiener haver?" Making you and Loona try to hold in your laugh. "Wait while we're speaking of that.." you remember of when it was about 2 am, you were falling asleep but then heard someone opening your door. Their steps neared your bed as someone lied on the other side, wrapping their arms and a tail around you. "What the..." you turned around to face Blitzo
"You aren't sleeping darling? Aww did you wait for me to cuddle you to sleep~?" He purred at you as you couldn't proccess what was happening. "Blitz. What the fuck are you doing in MY house at fucking 2 am."
Moxxie looked at him, weirded out as Blitzo dreamily thought of that memory.
"Ah such a sweet memory! I like to stalk people but stalking you is the best [Name]!"
He then clinged onto me, hugging my shoulders while lying his head on my shoulder. "Won't question that anymore at this point. What you enjoy about it though huh? Seeing my naked ass that turns you on soo much?" "Probably."
Loona then noticed Moxxie deep in thought before blushing. Loona smirked.
"What are you thinking about Moxxie."
He turned to face her about to say something but quickly shutting his mouth.
"Sir, what you say and how you act is totally INAPPROPRIATE!" Moxxie snapped at Blitzo standing up while Millie tried to comfort him
"Calm down Mox! You're gonna have another panic attack!" "I AM CALM." Millie then hugged Moxxie's horns as she rubbed rubbed circles on it.
"Look I don't judge the boring couple stuff you do outside of work hours so don't. Judge. Me." Blitzo said making Moxxie shout at him "OH I DO judge you sir quite a lot actually."
"Mox he's our boss!" "No it's fine Mills, your husband is just how do I say this about being offensive.. [********]." He said while smirking at Moxxie. "Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad single life?" Moxxie questioned him making Blitzo smirk more "It does actually! Plus I have [Name]! Which makes it not single and sad neither!" He turned to you.
"The only reason you have a wife is because you're easy to manage." Loona added making Millie shout at her "No he's not you bitch!"
While showing her middle fingers. "Do not talk to my receptionist that way! She's sensitive!" "Yes I am!"
"PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SATAN, CAN ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, I JUST WANT TO GO HOME. EVEN IF HEARING YOUR IDIOTIC ARGUMENTS IS MAKING ME WANT TO LAUGH MY ASS OFF." You finally snapped making everyone turn to you surprised.
"This must be the first time [Name] ever snapped like this." Moxxie brought up
"And I hope it's the last." You responded
"Woah finally someone said it. You guys are fucking assholes." Someone spoke making you all turn to the back. Seeing that the kid woke up. "Oh shut up kid! You're lucky to witness this!" Blitzo shouted at him
"Ugh this company is such a mess..." Moxxie pinched the bridge of his nose while looking at the floor. "All right let's get back to talking about my outfit." Blitzo grinned while holding Moxxie's shoulder. "Nobody was talking about that." "Which is why I'm trying to get that ball rolling so how does it look it's good right." Blitzo pointed to his outfit showing it off to everyone "It's been a literal hell trying to pretend to be paralyzed so you fuckshits wouldn't kill me but now I want that. I want death. You!" He pointed to Blitzo
"You are a selfish,greedy clown and I'm a kid! We're supposed to like clowns! Even the creepy ones!" Moxxie then tried to defend him before getting interrupted "Hey now that's not very-" "If I wanted to hear from a spineless jackass, I'd rip out your spine and ask you some shit." "Hey! That's my husband you're talking to!" Millie defended him making the kid laugh "HAHAHA that's your husband?? I figured you for a slut, but I didn't know you needed dick THAT BAD. And you!"
He pointed to Loona "What? What about me?" "Nothing, I don't talk to dogs. I'm a cat person." The kid smiled "WOAH No one's gonna talk to them like that you little piece of shit! Even if they're a big pain in the ass!"
You shouted at him making him widen his eyes in shock "And there I thought you didn't seem that bad as them. You're probably that person with HUGE daddy issues, lying on couch at 10 pm scrolling through channels and seeing nothing else than "daddy and his awesome princess daughter". Heh I bet you are even jealous of that furry and asshole that they have a better realitionship than you and your own dad!" The kid snarled at you
"You think that's going to offend me? Saying stuff that even aren't true?" You laughed
"I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL THAT BRAT!"
You jumped out of your chair on the table making Blitzo hold onto you "Woa you know kid you kind of are a piece of shit."
"Oh fuck, guys I just got a text from our client. Guess he was the right target after all."
"Who?"
"Him"
"Me??"
"Yep."
"They wanted us to kill an actual child."
Blitzo looked at Loona confused.
"That's what they're sayin."
"Well Christ on a stick, I guess there is a god."
Blitzo said as you grabbed a gun and shot the kid. After you all finished handling the child, Blitzo hugged all four of you. "You know even though this kid was a target. He's still a child. It's important that we handled this going forward respectfully." You all smiled at him
You opened the portal and Blitzo threw the child right into the lady's arms "You're welcome!"
// timeskip //
Your work had ended and you finally had the time to jump on couch and watch TV. Oh how you missed that. You turned the TV on and smiled wondering what's on. On the first channel, it was a some sort of a kid show.
It was a demon pig named " Deppa the demon pig" "Holy shit I remember watching this when I was a small imp. They still air that? Damn." You clicked through the programs and stopped when something caught your eye.
It was a dad and his daughter playing around.
You groaned and turned the TV off before coming to a realisition
"Holy shit, that brat was actually right."
Okay another chapter woo! You can see that the reader has some bad daddy issues that will be later important to the story/plot.
BYE HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE FANFIC! :)
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