Friend one: Did you drink water today
Friend two: Bit yeh
Me: Nah
Friend one: Drink water
Me: No
Friend two: Hydrate or dydrate
Me: *laughing* maybe I wanna dydrate!
Friend one: nonono
Friend two:OOfing
Friend one: No, its illegal to dydrate!
Friend two:*talks in agreement*
Me: *Deadpan and deadass* Be gay do crimes.
Friend one: *cry laughing into lunch* That was- so on spot, I can't be mad
Friend One: Yeah, we walked ourselves into that one.