A/n: Don't forget to ask questions for the Q&A! It would mean a lot for me if you all take part on it :3
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- 23:56 P.M. -
Muichiro
What is a bigger crime then murder?
Shinobu
... excuse me??
Muichiro
You're excused
Tengen
I would say breaking the bro code
[ y/n ]
Woa Woa Tengen giiirl just because
you're obsessed with how I met your mother
lately it doesn't mean you're Barney 👩🦯
But the man is telling the truth! Bro Code is law
Kyojuro
I have actually no idea what you are talking
about but I think that there are barely things
worse then murder!
Tengen
Hm I'm not so sure about that
[ y/n ]
Murder is absolut bullshit. Why
people doing that? But why don't we do anything
against it at society as well???
Shinobu
What do you mean? There is barely
Anything that we could do
Muichiro
What about stopping to give them such
cool names? I mean, being called
Jack the Ripper is way more
Attracting then Jack the small PeePee killer
[ y/n ]
Exactly!! Or Jack the average tall people stomper
Tengen
You have a flamboyant point over there
Muichiro
Of course we have
Shinobu
I hate to admit it, but I guess that
there would be less serial killers that way
Sanemi
Why are you even talking about
fucking murderer?
Muichiro
Bc I said so
Sanemi
I see that
Muichiro
Good for you, why ask if you already know?
Sanemi
That was not what I was fucking going for
you fucking dipshit
[ y/n ]
That are more 'fucking''s then I'm used to
Tengen
Did you fucking know that you can
put the fucking word 'fucking' in between
Every fucking word and it still makes fucking
sense?
[ y/n ]
That's an fucking awesome realization
Muichiro
I fucking love this
Obanai
You guys are spamming my phone
Kyojuro
You should just mute your fucking phone!
Obanai
Kyojuro wtf
[ y/n ]
NENFKDBBDICHEVZZ
Kyojuro
It really does fucking work :D
Tengen
See?! That's fucking flamboyant!
Sanemi
Ok stop that shit
[ y/n ]
Ok mom
Sanemi
Don't call me that
Tengen
Ok boomer
Sanemi
You're older then me???
Tengen
That's not the fucking point
Obanai
Yeah, no anyways you should stop texting
[ y/n ]
Obanai my love, since when do you care?
Obanai
1. Stop calling me that
2. I don't but I also don't want to wake your lazy
ass-self up every 5 minutes in school because you didn't got enough sleep. And that applies to all of you
Shinobu
Obanai is right though, you should sleep now
[ y/n ]
Hm let me think for a second...
no I don't want to
Kyojuro
You're gonna regret that [ n/n ]!
[ y/n ]
We already got to this point before
and I'm still not going to sleep. I'm doing
what I want and the best thing is, that no one
can fucking stop me
Obanai
The police can
[ y/n ]
That's what they thought
Shinobu
Oh god [ y/n ]
[ y/n ]
It's not my fault that I outsmarted them
multiple times already
Muichiro
Material Gorl 💅
[ y/n ]
💅
Sanemi
Y'know sometimes I wonder
how you can do the most stupidest and
dangerous things but don't give a shit at all
[ y/n ]
I could now tell you some poetry
Speech about how our lives are so small
and no one will care about what we did in
200 years and all that stuff about regretting
things later on
Obanai
But?
[ y/n ]
But tbh if no one comes from the future to
stop me doing that random shit, then how much
of a bad decision can it be?
Sanemi
I'm not saying anything to that
Tengen
Haha! What an flamboyant way to see things!
[ y/n ]
Thank youu <33
Mitsuri
I'm here as well!!!
[ y/n ]
Mitsuri!!!!!
Mitsuri
[ y/n ]!!!!!
[ y/n ]
Mitsuri!!!!!
Mitsuri
[ y/n ]!!!!!
Obanai
S t o p
Mitsuri
:(
[ y/n ]
Spoilsport:(
Mitsuri
Anyways, [ y/n ] I came to tell you
that Yoriichi said that Kokushibo said
that the old man Herbert said that your package
arrived at his appointment instead of ours
[ y/n ]
MY PACKAGE!!!
Muichiro
What did you order?
Shinobu
And why is it coming so late???
Mitsuri
It already arrived earlier but Kokushibo
was too lazy to actually inform us
[ y/n ]
As to Muichiro's question,
I ordered shark slippers for me and my pets
Muichiro
Interesting
[ y/n ]
I'm so in love with them
Mitsuri
Wait, currently you have Señior woofers,
Wilhelm and Marcel the monkey, right?
[ y/n ]
That's correct
Mitsuri
So why are they four more mini slippers??
[ y/n ]
Hehe because we're gonna get a new friend soon
Obanai
Oh god don't tell me you got yourself another pet
Shinobu
That can't end well
Kyojuro
[ y/n ], please stop buying pets whenever you
see a cute one!! I don't even know where you
Keep them all
[ y/n ]
First of all, I didn't bought them all, some
are stolen. Secondly, we have more then
enough space for everyone here and last but
not least, waddles is the cutest thing ever
Mitsuri
Who is Waddles?
[ y/n ]
Our new house pig
Mitsuri
OmgMyHeartCantTakeItHSNXKSNYXV
Shinobu
He's actually pretty cute
Kyojuro
Ok I have to admit that I like him!!
Giyu
I have the bad feeling that you're gonna put
him in a small costume every day
[ y/n ]
...
Y'know... you show up and immediately
call me out like this, huh?
Giyu
Am I lying tho?
[ y/n ]
...No u not...
Mitsuri
Stopitpleaseitstoocute
[ y/n ]
And now imagine him with small shark slippers
Muichiro
I want to cuddle him
[ y/n ]
You always can sweetie <33
Muichiro
:)))
Obanai
Ok now that everyone saw
Waddles, you could as well go asleep
Kyojuro
That's actually a good idea! Good night
my friends!
Muichiro
I'm not gonna go to sleep but Gn Kyojuro
Obanai
You all go to sleep or I'm bringing
Kaburamaru to school tomorrow and he's
Gonna bite your eyes out
Muichiro
...
Giyu
...
Sanemi
...
[ y/n ]
...
Mitsuri
...
Obanai
Think you understood now, gn
[ y/n ]
Obanai
You fucking brat
𝐓𝐞𝐚 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞🍵
• Obanai secretly likes it when [ y/n ] gives him nicknames like 'my love' ( not baby gorl tho sadly )
• Shinobu is glad that she didn't had to be the one to tell everyone to actually go to bed in the end because she had to do that all the time
• [ y/n ] was not going to sleep and actually practiced the salsa dance from a yt tutorial with Waddles