we see randy showing everyone their rooms, which they'll be living in with randy for a long time
randy: ok, team RWBY...this is your room.
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uby: (big eyes) DIBS ON TOP BUNK!!!
yang: ru...oh come on.
randy: next up, team JNPR.
jaune/nora: TOP BUNK!!!
ren: thanks randy.
phyrra: we really appreciate it.
randy: your welcome, now this room is for the ace ops.
clover: whoa.
elm: why do you have so many rooms?
randy: before my parents died, we always had sleepovers with their friends and families while their kids and i did the same, thus the reason why i have these rooms.
harriet: well, that must've sound fun.
randy: yeah, those were the days.....uh anyways tomorrow, i'm gonna be taking you all out shopping for civilian clothes.
vine: why?
randy: because i don't want people thinking that you're all cosplayers or something like that.
vine:.......makes sense.
randy; ok, this is team CFVY's room.
randy: also coco, (hands her a credit card) this is one of my credit cards and (then whispers) they have no limit, go nuts darling.
coco: (blushes) i think i'm in love.
randy: anyways, team STRQ, this is your room.
tai: (whistles) nice digs.
summer: dibs on the top bunk.
raven; quick question, do you have a bed to sleep on.
randy: why yes, i do.
qrow: i'll be on the bottom bunk (hiccup).
randy: is that from one of my beer cellars.
qrow's eyes widened at him noticing his whiskey bottle
qrow: y, yes.
randy: ah, i don't mind. you are a drinker after all. now anyways, this is for the schnee family.
jaques: i call top bunk.
willow deadpanned at her husband, along with weiss, winter, and whitley
whitley: huh, interesting.
randy: that's because this was my sister's room.
winter: where is she?
randy: on vacation, she's in japan.
weiss: and that is where?
randy: on the other side of the world.
weiss: oh.
randy then showed the arc family/cotta arc family their other rooms, along with the rest of the rwby cast
randy: ok, illia, i think i should find a room for you as well.
illia: actually, i was thinking i should share a room with you.
randy: (blushes) uh, yeah sure. i don't mind at all.
he said as he and illia walk to his room and says
randy: welcome...to el cas del anderson.
illia: nice place you got here. well, i'm gonna go get changed in the bathroom, be right back.
she said as she entered and closed the door and as randy takes off his shirt
randy: ok randy, just calm down...you're only going to be in the same room with one of the prettiest girls in rwby, no big deal, right?
illia: i've had this for a while, so i want your hones opinion.
she said as randy got a nosebleed at the sight he's seeing
randy: something is rising, and it's not sinister.
illia: (giggles) seems like i got my answer.
she said as randy and illia get in bed as illia lays her head on randy's chest, making him blush
illia: goodnight, randy.
randy: goodnight, illia.
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the sun shines through randy's window as his cat siris sits on his chest and licks his chin as he stirs to wake up
randy: (yawns) was it all a dream?
illia: (giggles) i can assure you (sits on his crotch area) i am very real and what i feel for you is also real, now lets deepen our love.
randy: you had me at the love part.
as they were about to kiss, ruby then opens the door in an exciting way
ruby: RANDY, WAKE UP!!!!!! IT'S TIME TO GO....(wide eyes) shopping?
then tai comes in
tai: ruby, you can't just go barging i (then notices the two) on second thought, let's go they're doing something.
ruby: wait, what?
tai then closes the door, but not before giving him a thumbs up as he and illia start to make love.
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(meanwhile in the living room)
ruby: wow...this show is awesome!!!!!
yang: i agree, and it says here on my scroll that there are other shows like this one, it even says they even have figurines and video games of this show, comic books included.
mercury: DID YOU SAY COMIC BOOKS!!!!!????
Nora: ooh, let's watch them with randy after we go shopping today.
charlotte arc: speaking of randy, where is he?
saphron: yeah, i haven't seen him or illia all morning.
qrow: tai, you were up there, did you see what he was doing?
tai didn't want to break the ''bro code'', so he had no choice but to fib
tai: they were still sleeping, so i didn't want to wake them up.
summer: makes sense.
she said as everyone else agrees
ghira: wait, if there's any faunus in the room, do you hear something?
blake: (ears twitch) i hear...skin slapping?
kali: (ears twitch also) and moaning?
(back with randy and illia)
randy can be seen having the missionary position as he plows aggresively into illia's ''you know what area'' as she moans into the pillow to not alert the others
randy: (grits teeth) dear god, you're so tight, oh i think i'm gonna...
illia: (screams in pillow) DO IT IN ME!!!!
she ordered as randy releases his load into illia, thus making her have a pleasurable face of happiness
(pretend this is illia, and also...MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!!!!)
randy flops onto the bed next to illia and sighs
randy: man, that was...amazing, right illia...illia?
he asked and ses illia passed out from the intense Effing he gave to her, so he cleans up the covers in the blanket, covers her up nad kisses her forehead, making her smile as randy get's his clothes on as he walks down as the other girls, including saphron and terra, blush at his appearance
randy: so, you ready to go?
blake; (blushes and grabs his arm) YEP, LET'S GO!!!
ruby: this gonna be fun.
tai: later girls.
summer: get home safe
willow: have fun weiss.
ghira: see you later, sweetie.
(in the garage)
yang: so, how are we going to the mall?
randy: obviously in my car, teams RWBY and JNPR, meet Cliffjumper.
yang: (whistle) she's a real beaut.
randy: thanks, when i found her she was just a pile of junk, but i rebuilt her myself...from the lugnuts to the air conditioning, but this will be for another time...
nora: what why?
randy: because we're takin something bigger.
ren: let me guess, this?
he pointed at a green bulky van
nora: WHOA, IT'S HUGE!!!!
randy: yep, now let's get in.
everyone enters the van as randy drives off towrds the mall, unaware of a unknown figure watching them leave from a distant rooftop as the screen goes dark
end of chapter, hope you enjoyed it.