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By ProblemChild1470

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★«Welcome Reader!»★ [♪Title Cover made by @Fangirl_332♪] ✧This is a Eddsworld Fanfic.✧ The beginning is not t... More

•Introducing•
•Chapter 1•
•Chapter 2•
•Chapter 3•
•Chapter 4•
•Chapter 5•
•Chapter 6•
•Chapter 7•
•Chapter 8•
•Chapter 9•
•Chapter 10•
•°•°•Another A/N•°•°•
•Chapter 11•
•Chapter 12•
•Chapter 13•
•Chapter 14•
•Chapter 15•
•Chapter 16•
•Chapter 17•
•Chapter 18•
•Chapter 19•
•Chapter 20•
•Chapter 21•
•Chapter 22•
•Chapter 24•
•Chapter 25•
•Chapter 26•
☆FAN ART☆
•Chapter 27•
•Chapter 28•
•Chapter 29•
★Fan Art★
•Chapter 30•
•Chapter 31•
•Chapter 32•
•Chapter 33•
•Chapter 34•
A/N
•Chapter 35•
•Chapter 36•
GUESS WHOS BACK!
•Chapter 37•
•Chapter 38•
•Chapter 39•
•Chapter 40•
•Chapter 41•
★ FAN ART ★
•Chapter 42•
★Uhhh..★
•Chapter 43•
•Chapter 44•
•Chapter 45•
•Chapter 46•
•Chapter 47•
•Chapter 48•
Please Read
•Chapter 49•
•Chapter 50•
•Chapter 51•
Fuck it
•Chapter 52•
•Chapter 53•
Um...
Read!!
💗Fan Art💗
🎄 Christmas Special 🎄
●Chapter 54●
....
•Chapter 55•
(⁠〃゚⁠3゚⁠〃⁠)
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•Chapter 23•

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By ProblemChild1470

((✯Y/N's POV✯))

Tord had his arm wrapped around my waist as he kept talking my ear off about his 'Great Plan.'

I wasn't really paying attention due to the lack of boredom, and because I haven't had sleep in the past hours.

I really couldn't do anything because of these stupid Sci-fi handcuffs things.

Then finally after what felt like a millennium he stopped talking and turned to me.

"So what do you say?" He asked with a smirk on his face.

I looked at him confused, and raise an eyebrow. "Huh?"

His smile dropped then he sighed pinching the bridge of his nose.

"Let's go into...my office."

"Not like I have much of a choice."

He led me in his so called 'office' and closed the door behind me.

I gave him a bored expression and asked him. "So what is it you asked me? I'm going to be brutally honest with you. I didn't listen to a thing you said nor did I care."

Tord had a hint of rage on his face, but let out a sigh trying to calm himself.

"Y/N...Me and you both know how intelligent you are!"

"Wow, this is the first time you talked and it wasn't bullshit. Good for you."

He walked closer to me placing his hands on my shoulder.

I cringed trying not to look at his fucked up face.

Maybe I'm being to hard? Maybe I should look on the bright side of i-

Nope, He's still ugly.

He cupped my face with his robotic arm looking into my E/C eyes.

"You are JUST the person I need for my army! With you by my side, We will be UNSTOPPABLE!"

I looked at him for a while, before breaking out into pure laughter.

"Hahaha! You really THINK I would join your weird little cult-fantasy-army whatever the fuck it's called."

His smile frowned once again as his gray eyes glared into my soul.

"So....what are you saying?" Tord ask as he let go of my shoulders finally.

I scoffed and flipped him off with both of my middle fingers.

"I'm telling you 'No' dip-shit. Want me to say it in Spanish? 'No.'"

His face darken as he lowered his head not showing his face.

I just stood there wondering what he was gonna do next, but first I need to figure out where the are boys, then find a way to get out of here.

I notice the keys on his waist, and immediately knew one of them was the key to unlock the handcuffs.

I looked back at Tord who was now chuckling. I gave him a weird look and spoke.

"Yo! Larsson! You going psycho on me or what?" I question him trying to find a way to distract him so I can grab the keys.

He lifted his head back up and started laughing insanely.

"Hahaha! Oh- My liten dum jente~ I really did wish you would join willingly.... But I guess force will have to do."

"Dude, seriously what is your deal and calling me little? You know I'm like an inches taller than you right?"

((My apologies if you are small. It's just there's not a lot of tall Y/N's out there and tall people need some love (◍•ᴗ•◍))

I had took in Norwegian way back during high school. Ever since Tord came his English wasn't that good, so me being the 'thoughtful' friend I was.

I had took in Norwegian classes so I could help communicate better with him.... I regret taking those now.

"Also, What do you mean 'Force'.... You don't possibly think you could force me to do anything do you?"

This is my chance. Maybe if I irritate him enough he'll come closer, and I could grab the keys when he's not looking.

"Besides, All those years ago who was the one who saved your sorry ass when you were getting beat up?"

Tord clinched his robotic arm tight clearly showing some anger rising up.

"What makes you think you can do anything to me? I'm way more intelligent and stronger than you."

Tord then started to march right up to me, anger flurring in his eyes.

"Besides, Your plans have never worked! EVER! You'll just be the same Tord you were all those years ago..."

He was now close to my face.

"Weak.."

His teeth clenched together.

"Pathetic.."

He raised his robotic arm up.

"Little Tordy~"

*SMACK!*

The loud smack rang through the room.

My cheek burned and stung from the hit. Also hating my cheekbone making it ache and pain.

This asshole had slapped me in the face with the back of his robotic hand.

But! He was finally close enough where I could reach the keys.

Though I had to be stealth so he didn't notice.

I turned my head back to look at him and smiled sinisterly.

"Aww, did I crack a nerve? Gee I'm sorry Tordy~.....But I don't take shit from no one."

He just kept staring at me as his face was now an inch close to mine.

He had me near his desk where he placed both hands on each side now pinning me.

He cupped my face as lust filled his eyes. "God that was so hot."

He slammed his lips on mine catching me off guard.

He kissed me roughly and hungrily like a predator devouring its prey.

I couldn't lie, This was kind of hot, but I had a job to do.

Damn maybe if he wasn't a psychotic, homicidal, maniac, maybe I would actually be enjoying this.

I then finally reached out and grab the keys. I could tell he wasn't paying no mind due to the fact that he was too turned on by touching me.

I then started to kiss him back but feeling no emotion towards it whatsoever.

After what felt like 5 minutes. He finally broke the kiss.

He was panting heavily as he was sweating from his forehead as well.

I smirked as I then waved the keys in his face while also showing the now unlocked handcuffs.

His eyes widen as he looked down at his waist and saw I had took in the keys from him.

He looked back up at me, but only for a split second as I bashed my forehead at his face once again but this time knocking him out cold.

I threw the handcuffs on the floor, and put the keys in my pocket just in case.

I opened the door and left out making sure no one was in the halls.

"Now to find those morons, and get the hell out of here."

~♥~♥~♥~♥~

Ooooh~ This was a fun one to make.
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