Viewers, due to some unforseen circumstances at the end of the last chapter.The staff and I have decided to skip a few scenes as to not delay the production of the story and to have time to both aquire and install a proper 4th wall.As of right now we are using a 3.5 wall. The scense cut out were the vending machine and Blake revealing her feline characteristics. This chapter will start with our main character asking why the fuck Blake was running down the hall crying. I apologize for any inconvenience Sabina caused with the damaging of the 4th wall. Now on to the chapter.
"So what the hell happened."
Weiss:What do you mean what happened.
"I was gone for five minutes and I come back to Blake crying down the hall with little fuzzy ears!"
Weiss:....
"Well! Is someone going to fill me in!"
Everyone kind of looked at him quietly debating who should tell him. After some well I wouldn't call it awkward silence more like that silence that happens when you know someone is mad ruby spilled the metaphorical can of beans because she already spilled a literal can of beans trying to find more cookies and strawberry milk.
"Weiss how long have I known you."
Weiss:maybe about two and a half months.
"Yeah, now I know your whole ordeal with the fang, but I don't around calling every atleasian a horrible sketchy snob based off my interaction with your father-"
Ivan:Yeah, that's my job!
"Not Now Ivan! I don't care what led to the argument, I don't care who is right or wrong 6am we and I mean all of us are going to look for Blake Belladonna is that understood.
Weiss:...
"Is That Understood Miss Schnee."
Weiss:I...understand
Sabina:Aw look at Y/N using his Authoritarian buttler voice😁
"Miss Silver you have 5 seconds to book it to your dorm before I beat you with my arm, same with you ivan."
Ivan:okyepbye.
Sabina:OK dad
After saying that the bolts keeping her head to her body "mysteriously" melted and reformed into two small letters reading "F U". Sabina then picked up her own head and walked out the room after giving y/n the bird only for the connectors at her wrist to also melt.
"If anyone has any more smart comments feel free to make them now...no good. Now what am I making for dinner."
-and the author said: "Let there be a timeskip" and it was good-
Ruby:Blake!
Yang:Blakey!
"I Have Cat-nip!"
Yang:really Cat-nip?
"What she is part cat I'd thought it work."
Ruby:Weiss,Your not helping!
Weiss:do you know who could help the police.
"Weiss do you want me to fucking backhand you."
Ruby:Swear Jar!
"...alright how much do I owe."
Ruby:5 lin!
"Fair enough,oh hey a penny."
Penny:salutations y/n!
Y/ns thoughts:I mean I was referring to the penny on the ground but she works to.
Ruby:Ah! Penny where did you come from?
Penny:Hey guys what are you up to?
Yang:we're looking for our friend Blake.
Penny:oh You mean the faunus girl.
Ruby:wait how did you know that?
Penny:that cat ears.
Yang:What cat ears she wears a Booooh.
-tumbleweed zwei rolls by-
"She did always ask for fish."
....
"Sweet Ohm we're morons Moor-oons!.she was a cat and we somehow never figured it out, I mean the bow even looked like cat ears!"
Penny:so where is she?
"Thats the question of the hour."
Ruby:She's been missing since Friday.
Penny:that's terrible!
Penny would grab ruby by the shoulders.
Penny:Well don't you worry ruby my friend. I won't test till we find your teamate..
Ruby:Uh that's nice of you penny,but w-we're okay right?
Looking back yang,Weiss, and y/n's right arm were missing say for a couple blinking outlines.
"Wha-"
Penny:sure is windy today.
Sabina's head trapped in a tumbleweed would roll by.
Sabina tumbleweed:weeeeee!
Around 20 minutes
Penny;so Blake is your friend?
Ruby:yes Penny.
Penny:but your mad at her?
"Ruby no,our local ice princess who also happens to be my employer...yes."
Penny:is she friends with Blake.
"Good question."
Ruby:its kind of up in the air right now.
Penny:but...why?
Ruby:-le sigh- well she might not be who we thought she was.
Penny:is she a man?
-muffled laughter-
(this whole running joke of mini y/ns was inspired by the anime cells at work)
Y/n.01 to Y/n.372,000,000,000:-Lung Weezing laughter-
"No penny but she turned out to a faunus witch is still pretty shocking."
Ruby:she didn't exactly talk to us before running off
"I only saw her run down the hall crying.
Ruby:why didn't you stop her?
"Because ruby,I'm not about to stop the girl with an emotional crisis who had previously attempted to mull me to death,and has also tried to claw out my Spine!"
Penny:I don't have alot of friends. If I did I'd want them to talk to me about things.
Ruby:me too!
-some time later with blake-
Sun:did I miss any-What Is That!
Blake:Y/ns arm.
Sun:What do you mean Y/Ns arm!
Blake:I mean its his arm.
Sun:Why Are You Calm About This!
Arm:(... .... ..- - / ..- .--.)
Sun:what...What is it doing?!
Blake:Well obviously he can't speak so he communicates with hand gestures and Morse code.
Sun:that's weird.
Arm:🖕👆🤏🧠
Sun:I don't know what your saying but I feel insulated. So did I miss anything.
Blake:Not really,they loaded off some crates from the boat.Now their just sitting there.
Sun:Cool.I stole you some food.
The arm slapped the food away then slapped the monkey boy.
Blake:Do you always break the law without a second thought?
Sun:weren't you in a cult or something
The arm threw the food at the monkey bois head
Blake:thank you arm
Arm:👍-👉👉👋👀🤜🤛
Blake:What is it!
Arm:(..-. .- -. --. / ... .... .. .--. / -.. ..- ... -)
Over in the distance a ship was unloading dust.
-back with Penny ruby and y/n-
Y/n:tell me why I'm carrying you again?
Ruby:because my feet hurt. 😞
Y/n:you've been around Weiss to long haven't you.
Y/n dropped ruby and in response Penny dropped on his back.
Penny:My turn! Wow y/n you have a strong back!
Y/n:A quarter of my skeleton is made of titanium and Tungsten mostly the joints and my Spine..
-Explosion.Jpeg-
Y/n:oh boy that doesn't sound good.
Running to the source they found Blake, sun the monkey boi and roman the well dressed criminal.
Ruby:Hey!
Roman:Oh hello Red, isn't pass your bedtime.
Y/n:mmm no that's not for like another hour.
Penny:Ruby? Are these people your friends?
Ruby:Penny Get Back!
Penny:Don't worry ruby I am combat ready!
Out of pennies backpack came one sword that multiplied into many swords.
Y/n:nice party trick now here's time.
A bunch of cargo containers and other scrap metal melted down and reformed into a large beowolf.
Y/n:sick em!
The metal wolf sprang at a group of fangmen eating them and chasing the rest around. Meanwhile Penny was playing Gordon Ramsey on some bullheads.
Roman having a brain decided to book it to a third bullhead.
Y/n:Penny he's getting away!
Both the metal wolf and Penny went after the airship but a second to late. He got away. As the metal wolf disappeared into the metal it came from y/n flopped to the ground tired.
Y/n:ruby call yang...I can't feel below my waist.
Yang:already here.
Y/n:thanks for missing the fight.
Ivan:no problem.
Y/n:I'd slap you if I could get up, now has anyone seen my arm?
Yang:I think Blake has it.
Y/n:where's Weiss?
Ivan:talking to the cat.
Ruby:looks like team RWBY is back together.
Y/n:ruby my arm.
Weiss walked back over after taking her sweet time apologizing to Blake and or redoing her makeup and pointed at sun with y/ns arm
Weiss:I'm still not quite sure how to feel about you!
Y/n:Give Me My Arm Damn It!