Me: Welcome back my dear readers.
Skylar: And once again, Strickler is here. Along with Jim, Draal, Bular, and Doux.
Douxie: Also, Why do I have a nickname for my nickname?
Me: HEy! I ask the questions around here!
Skylar: Don't mind him. Remember, he set fire to a bookstore...
Douxie: Can we-
Skylar: WHEN I SAID NOT TO SET FIRE TO THE BOOKSTORE!
Douxie: THEY ARE VULNERABLE TO FIRE!
Me: Okay, guys... Come on... This argument is just... So old.
Jim: Eh, I still enjoy watching it. One time during this argument, Skylar set Doux on fire.
Strickler: And she said "Now you know how the bookstore feels!"
Bular: Why am I here?
Me: Well, if I could get to the-
Draal: No.
Skylar: Yeah, we all decided that you're done asking questions.
Jim: They get too weird, too fast.
Me: But this is only the sixth section. We gotta atleast get to fifteen... If not more. Also, Someone asked if-
Skylar: No.
Me: You all seem to forget that I'm the one with the true power here. Skylar, I will put you in a frilly pink dress with pig tails if you interrupt me again. Everyone else, you don't even want to know what I will do. I have the power of imagination, so. Who wants to test me.
Everyone: ...
Skylar: I knew she was a "Try Me" Kind of girl.
Me: Well, The first question I want to address is actually from someone who was asking about fanart and if I could showcase it in this. Ironically, it's not addressed to me, but to Skylar.
Skylar: HAHAHAHaha They like me more than you.
Me: You are an extension of me.
Skylar: Oh... Anyways, Yeah, we will totally showcase your fanart in the next section. If you have some, you can totally send it over.
Me: Wonderful, now the last four questions. All from the same person and if this is the case I should really start asking more than five questions at a time...
Everyone: NO!
Me: Geez, okay. I got it.
Skylar: Just ask the next question you weirdo.
Me: I'm the weirdo? Me? You're the one that argues about a very old argument that you should be over by now.
Skylar: It's more playful than anything.
Douxie: Is it?
Bular: Why am I here? And someone tell Draal son of Kanjigar to stop glaring at me.
Draal: No.
Skylar: So the next question?
Me: Oh right. Uh... Strickler, name the amound of times Bular had strangled you.
Strickler: ugh, naming the amount of times he hasn't would be easier.
Bular: I should've killed you.
Skylar: Dude. You sound like a broken record. Extend your vocabulary, please.
Bular: What?
Me: Anyways, bye Bular.
Jim: I think that one is new.
Skylar: Whatever.
Me: So... Ready for the next question?
Skylar: Yeah I guess. Why are you so on track today?
Me: Cause I have very important things to do!
Skylar: You never have important things to do.
Me: Q and A! Listen! Skylar, how is your and Douxies relationship?
Skylar: I think we're at a pretty good place in our lives.
Doux: I beg to differ.
Skylar: I thought we were friends.
Doux: But are we?
Skylar: We fought armies together. I think that makes us friends.
Doux: Sure, but you also set me on fire.
Skylar: Yeah well, you didn't understand the pain you put the bookstore through.
Jim: She likes books. You set fire to the books before she even had a chance to see if she's read them or not.
Douxie: You realized that it was rebuilt, right?
Skylar: It will never be the same...
Me: Guys, really?
Strickler: Ask the next question if you so insist on doing so.
Me: I will! Jim, how is your's and Stricks relationship?
Jim and Strickler exchange a look.
Jim: I think we're good.
Strickler: He was actually happy for Barbara and I.
Skylar: I was too.
Jim: I'm not too keen on calling him 'Dad' though.
Strickler: That's too bad.
Skylar: I will die before I ever call him that.
Douxie: Are we just going to glaze over the fact that Skylar said she was-
Skylar tackled Doux.
Me: We'll be right back guys, this might take a while...
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Me: Are you two done!
Skylar: Yes...
Douxie: Yeah...
Me: Are we going to fight anymore?
Douxie: No....
Skylar: Maybe...
Me: Just be good and answer the questions directed to you! It is not that hard!
Jim: The author is very scary when she wants to be.
Me: Now, the... oh the last question.
Draal: And she's back to normal.
Skylar: What, already?
Me: Yeah, that's unfortunate. But atleast it's a good one!
Everyone: I choose death.
Me: Shut up. It's directed towards me.
Strickler: Oh no.
Me: HEHEHHEheheHEHEH! You know what it is don't you?
Skylar: You called it didn't you?
Me: I don't think I necessarily called it... But, yes.
Strickler: Please don't.
Me: I must give the readers what they want.
Strickler: Do you really?
Me: Strickler was actually a stalkling before he was a changeling.
Skylar: Cause of Morgana's magic, right? She is said to have created changelings after all.
Me: Precisely. I was kinda shocked when I found that out, but at the same time I was like "That makes a lot of sense". Cause he is the only changeling that we know of that has wings. So...
Jim: Are you being serious?
Strickler: I'd rather not continue to talk about it.
Me: I think it's kinda cool.
Skylar: I guess, yeah.
Me: Anyways, I have important things to do and I'm sure our readers do as well.
Skylar: Probablly not, but you can pretend.
Me: Ignoring her, have a spectacular morning/afternoon/evening/night!
Draal: Take care.
Skylar: See ya all in the next section.
Jim: Make sure to check out the fan art that will be there apparently.
Strickler: I hope I'm not here.
Me: Super excited for next time. Bye for now!
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Skylar: I just realized that by saying we would post the fanart next time, I opened up an opportunity for more questions to be asked.
Me: We all knew that was how it was going to end. You can not escape the questions.
Skylar: Watch me.
Me: Yeah, see you next time Skylar.