Who TF Are You [DISCONTINUED...

By W4ff13

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A mystery number added to the UA group chat. Chaos ensues. More

Added
Second Wave
Loki is a Madman
Allmight's a Bitch
i WaNnA bE a CoWbOy BaBy
Spotted!
Lokied
Death to the Grape Boi
Joking... Maybe...
Nothing
Ideas?
Arrested on Purpose
a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-
This Bitch
Kacchan!
New Dads!
A Worrisome Phone Call
(:
But In Case Anyone Needs To Know, My Blood Type Is Red.
Look Pretty Good for a Dead Bitch
If I had a Nickel...
✨Trauma Twins✨
One Shots
I'm sorry
Well...
NEWS!

Life is Fun

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By W4ff13

1 person is now online 

Loki: Deku

Loki: Dekuuuu

Loki: can you get on pleaseeee

Loki: it's time for the thing

3 people are now online 

Deku: ok ok, I'm on now

Parakeet: what thing?

Healer: you better not be getting injured again...

Loki: don't worry we won't

Deku: I would be surprised if we did 

Loki: ready?

Deku: yup

Loki: go for it dude (:

Deku: Ahh what beautiful day

Parakeet: it's raining outside but you do you 

Deku: sun shining in a beautiful way

Healer: the sun ain't shining...?

Deku: gonna take a shower, brush my teeth and-

Loki: life is ultimately meaningless

Parakeet: no it's not!

Healer: oh no

Deku: uh... uh but I'll get out the house

Deku: put on my favorite song and nod to the rhythm

Parakeet: what's your favorite song?

Loki: while the planet's being destroyed by your carbon emissions

Parakeet: didn't think about that...

Healer: most people have forgotten about that after quirks

Deku: I'll head to class!

Deku: try my best on every test till I pass

Healer: that good that you try

Deku: my grades are screaming in my face!

Loki: 98% of what you learn is a waste

Parakeet: if that's true why am I a teacher?

Deku: hang out with all my friends 

Healer: glad to see you have friends

Deku: my friends are the friendliest friends

Parakeet: wonder if he's talking 'bout us

Deku: Can't think of a better way to spend my time

Parakeet: glad you think that (:

Loki: your brain is flawed and all your friends will die

Parakeet: yes but we don't have to think about that

Healer: living in the moment can be much than thinking about the future

Deku: nevermind! I'm alive in the greatest nation! So proud of

Loki: the exploitation of the natives?

Healer: natives?

Deku: this graceful bird means freedom for all

Parakeet: are they talking about the US?

Healer: makes sense

Loki: tell that to the slaves and bald eagles aren't bald

Parakeet: wait they aren't?

1 person is now online 

Cat: what is happening?

Healer: we don't exactly know

Parakeet: I have my suspicions...

Deku: I live in moment milk every second!

Loki: at second you could get clinical depression 

Cat: I mean yea

Deku: but I'll just be happy no matter what's in store!

Cat: no always the best outlook on life

Loki: it's quite genetic and we have no cure

Parakeet: why are so depressing today Loki?

Deku: well at least...

Deku: we are young!

Healer: not all of us

Loki: not for long

Parakeet: wait a dinly darn second-

Cat: what on earth is a dinly?

Deku: life is fun!

Parakeet: is this what I think it is?

Loki: it only goes down hill.

Deku: we gotta make the most of it!

Parakeet: make the most of it!

Loki: or you'll regret it

Healer: huh?

Cat: hmm

Deku: we are young!

Loki: for now

Parakeet: life is fun

Loki: for some people

Cat: yeah life isn't fun for everyone

Deku: we gotta make the most of it 

Healer: but we do have to

Parakeet: make the most of it!

Loki: good luck.

Deku: woo! Got a brand new job today 

Healer: you work?

Deku: doing stuff to help the economy 

Deku: I'll save money and buy things at the store

Loki: banks can crash and capitalize is flawed

Deku: and all because of my hard work

Loki: and thousands of advantages you lucked into at birth

Cat: yeah

Deku: I put in a lot of work in my resume

Loki: good thing you don't have a black person's name

Healer: LOKI! Be respectful though

Healer: I do hate that that's still a problem

Deku: I'm proud to be a functioning member of society

Deku: Finally, I can be the citizen I dream to be!

Deku: Part of the community, contribute with my tax

Deku: what can possibly stop me-

Loki: the shrinking middle class

Deku: Aah- I least I've got nice stable job

Loki: until it's outsourced to china or replaced by a robot

Deku: oh god! Well, then I could relax a bit

Loki: You'll be empty with nothing to distract from it

Deku: but man I'm a passionate graduate I can be different and I have career paths to pick from

Deku: I could be a rapper or a pro hero if I'm lucky

Loki: neither of those will make you happy, trust me

Healer: wait a second...

Deku: I'm able to choose what I purse

Loki: you're a slave to people born richer than you

Healer: ohhh...

Deku: then screw it! Then I'll party on the weekend and sing

Loki: ...thanks to auto tune

Deku: we are young!

Loki: not for long

Parakeet: life is fun!

Loki: it only goes down hill

Deku: we gotta make the most of it!

Parakeet: make the most of it!

Loki: or you'll regret it

Deku: we are young!

Loki: we still die

Parakeet: life is fun!

Loki: until you die

Deku: we dot take make the most of it!

Parakeet: make the most of it!

Loki: because you'll die

Deku life is a wonder 

Loki: you'll never know the answer 

Deku: nature is a miracle 

Loki: natural disasters

Deku: it's good be alive

Loki: you can wake up with cancer 

Deku: but I'm healthy

Loki: healthy people still get cancer 

Deku: I love this show!

Loki: it's the last episode 

Deku: the sun is shining

Loki: it's going to explode 

Deku: every species is beautiful and unique though

Loki: children have malaria thanks to mosquitoes 

Deku: I met a cute girl with a ponytail!

Loki: statistically that relationship is going to fail

Deku: I have wonderful family; it's like no other

Loki: you're not special and one day, you'll bury your mother

Parakeet: jeez, dude

Deku: no matter what, I can find a home

Loki: we will all die alone

Deku: there's amazing potential in every human on earth 

Loki: there's no escaping the heat death of the universe 

Deku: I don't have to live life based on negative parts 

Deku: no matter how bad they are, thery're just thoughts

Loki: yeah that fair

Deku: wait really?

Loki: yeah that seems reasonable

Deku: wait-wait-wait-wait-wait—but you were just telling me to—?

Loki: whatever, man, I don't know, live your life how you want  I'm not forcing you to do anything, I'm just saying

Deku: oh well in that case

13 people are now online 

Cowboy: WE ARE YOUNG!

WAAAALLLL: LIFE IS FUN!

GardenTool: WE GOTTA MAKE THE MOST OF IT!

SpaceCore: MAKE THE MOST OF IT!

TonyStank: WE ARE YOUNG!

MathMan: LIFE IS FUN!

Werewolf: WE GOTTA MAKE THE MOST OF IT 

Deku: MAKE THE MOST OF IT

Cat: enjoy it while it lasts.

Loki: cat...?

Cat: I live mic, I know my songs

RatBear: I loved it (:

Loki: thanks

Deku: thank you Nedzu

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