Derpy [Nene Onemine x M!reade...

By Idiotic_Moron

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I suck at descriptions lol. A (somewhat) normal student is placed in a very odd high school. He tries his bes... More

A rough start (Prologue)
Reader's Profile (REMASTERED)
Detroit: Become student (Ch. 1)
Meeting Komi [GONE FISHING!!!] (Ch. 2)
Bro, you deadass built like a 🗿 (Ch. 3)
I'll have uhh... 2 number 9s... (Ch. 4)
It's Just a Fever! Plus More! (Ch. 6)
Yandere Simulator (Ch. 07)
[Insert obscure reference] (Ch. 8)
JET BLACK WINGS!1!1 (Ch. 9)
Vineboom sfx (Ch. 10)
Gochujang hot sauce (Ch. 11)
Obligatory pool episode (Ch. 12)
Edgy title name here (Ch. 13)
The Festival (Ch. 14)
Awkward confessions lmao (Ch. 15)
Soy wojak (Ch. 16)
Another festival (Ch. 17)
Damn bro, that's crazy (Ch.18)
The 3rd damn festival (Ch. 19)
Bruh 🗿 (Ch. 20)
Bing chilling (Ch. 21)
Vergil reference (Ch. 22)
The date (Ch. 23)
Yoo, christmas time (Ch. 24)
When you uglier than the snowman 💀(Ch. 25)
Happy new year! (Ch. 26)
Oh hey, mildly sexual activities (Ch. 27)
She trip on my field til I bus (Ch. 28)
The masculine urge to kiss the boys goodnight (Ch. 29)

Turning Red: The Anime (Ch. 5)

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By Idiotic_Moron

(Note: On mobile and really mentally exhausted lol)

(Third Person POV)
Imagine being stalked by the most praised girl in your school. For most people, it would be something heavenly. However, Agari isn't 'most people', she can't function properly when socially interacting with others. Oh well, we'll get back to her later.

Let's talk about you, the reader. You were really tired... Like really tired. You finally beat Supreme Calamitas after like the 63rd try. Your sister was just watching you die to the same bullet hell over and over again. Anyways, you were very tired and could barely stay awake in class. So when it was finally break, you instantly knocked yourself out.

???: L/N! You there?

Being disturbed in your sleep is annoying. Anyways, you open your eyes to find Onemine staring at you. You sit up and greet her.

Y/N: *yawn* Hello Onemine-san.

Onemine: Gosh, you look tired, are you okay?

Y/N: Yeah, just sleepy...

Onemine: Where were you yesterday?

Y/N: Oh, I just had to look after my parents' restaurant.

Onemine: Ah ok. Wanna do something later?

Y/N: Like what?

Onemine: I dunno, just something.

Just then, the both of you hear the sound of a very nervous... dog? You both turn to see Agari just standing at the doorway. She looks mortified, just as you thought someone couldn't get more scared, she looked to her side and looked like she'd just seen a ghost. She quickly turns to you guys and shouts.

Agari: 6th period gym is in class today!

She then runs off. You then see Komi in the hallway.

Y/N: Komi?

Onemine looks at you and Komi and seems to think.

Onemine: Actually... I gotta go now...

You're getting sleepy, you try to comprehend her words.

Y/N: Stay...

Onemine: Huh? What?

Y/N: Just stay.

Onemine smiles warmly at you. It felt strange, almost alienating to you.

You both just sit there. Before you pass out, you manage to say something.

Y/N: Why are you so nice to me...

Now you're gone... Onemine just looked at you. She smiled and started patting your head. She stayed with you for the remainder of the break.

(Random inconvenient Timeskip)

Cellphones are popular among kids these days. Life before cellphones were way better. Anyways, back to the cellphone, a lot of people use them to communicate with each other. Lonely people however, have little to no use for their cellphones when they're young.

Y/N: I'm gonna do it!

You were going to ask a girl for their number. No, you're not THAT confident yet, but you're trying to ask Onemine for their number.

Y/N: O-onemine... Can I uhhh...

You feel too nervous to say anything so you just pull out your phone. You point to it a lot hoping for her to catch on. She notices... and then an amused smirk cross her face.

Onemine: I can't understand you if you don't speak up~

That tone... It did something to you. You were red as hell and could barely say anything. You try to make out a couple of words.

Y/N: C-c-can...

Onemine: Huh~?

Y/N: Can I have your phone number!?

Wait what the... You actually said it? Good job I guess. Anyways, you failed to realize that she already put her in number your contacts list... You blush even harder. She whispers into your ear, making you jump.

[Forgot to mention, your ears are kinda sensitive, it ain't really important but yeah]

Onemine: Yes, you can~

Y/N: Y-y-yeah!

[Where the frick did your somewhat interesting characteristic go?!]

When she waves goodbye and leaves, Tadano taps you on the back. You're still embarrassed but you turn to him. He looks so surprised, reminded you of the time he got rejected.

Tadano: What the hell? Am I dreaming

He was probably referring to... whatever the hell just happened. I mean, it does seem impossible for you to blush from their perspective. Just as you were about to explain yourself, Osana walks in on you guys.

Osana: Yo- HOLY MARY MOTHER OF JOSEPH!

The noise attracts Komi and she joins in. You clear your throat and try to explain.

(Keyword: Try)

It was just you stuttering. A lot. You did a very good impersonation of Komi. You decide to pull out your phone and show them Onemine's phone number.

Tadano: Najimi, Komi... This isn't a dream right?

They both slowly nod. You finally snap back to normal, but to your dismay, nobody notices. Tadano looks at you and starts talking.

Tadano: Good luck dude...

Osana: Yeah, don't be too rough on her!

That remark surprisingly doesn't fluster you...

Y/N: Tadano, Osana, it's not like that... I just happened to make a friend, who happens to enjoy messing with me...

Osana: Call me Najimi!

Tadano: You made a new friend?

Tadano looks like a proud father which makes you sweat drop. You turn your attention to Komi. She's just standing there...

Najimi: Wait... why is Agari taking so lo-

Just then, Agari runs into the classroom.

Agari: Sorry! You meant my phone number right?!

Najimi: Perfect timing!

Agari explains how.. having Komi's dog in her contacts list makes it easier to talk to? You assumed she was referring to herself. She then tells everyone that Komi wanted Tadano to be first in her contacts list.

Tadano: *flustered* Oh...

They both blush, Komi hands over the phone and Tadano types in his number. They were both too flustered to make eye contact.

You decide to give Tadano a taste of his own medicine. You walk to his side, give him a clear thumbs up and wink. You quickly leave.

Tadano may have looked calm at the moment.. But as the narrator, I assure you that, just like in the show/manga... He was screaming out of pure excitement.

Tadano: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

(KING CRIMSON)

Class president is a stressful role to some. You were glad you were hidden from the crowd of students who wanted Komi to be class president. You were just talking to Onemine.

Onemine: Wow.

Y/N: Komi's really popular.

Onemine: Yeah... Say... would you want to date Komi?

Y/N: Hmm, haven't really thought of it. I guess not.

Onemine looks surprised.

Onemine: Really?! You don't want to date her?!

Y/N: Well, I'm not even ready for a relationship... I'm probably gonna screw it up.

Onemine: Well do you think she's attractive!?

Y/N: Well she's attractive but you're more attractive to me...

Then the realization hits...

You're really flustered now. You cover your cheeks with your hands to hide your blush. Onemine is also blushing, she smiled.

Y/N: Ah... Forget I said that.

Onemine: No, I don't think I will.

Then you hear the entire class voting for Komi to be class goddess? Is that even allowed? Well the teacher looks fine with it. You also notice that on the board... Tadano was president... AND YOU WERE VICE PRESIDENT?!

Onemine: Wow...

Y/N: I didn't even get a say in it...

(Timeskip brought to you by your workload)

Ahh, the comfort of home... your parents were home so you didn't have to cook. Your parents were very busy, but you knew they still loved you. You were in bed and really tired, you wondered how Tadano was faring.

Anyways, you receive a call from Onemine. You're tired but you manage to pick up the phone.

Onemine: Hello!

Y/N: Hi...

Onemine: You sound tired, you good?

Y/N: Yeah... just sleepy.

Onemine: Oh! Sorry, you should sleep.

Y/N: Wait... can you stay in the call until I fall asleep?

Onemine: Oh, sure.

Onemine starts humming a lullaby. It was peaceful, even through the sound of your phone. Her humming was, heavenly. You instantly fell asleep. She then whispers into the air something that would definitely fluster you if you were awake.

Onemine: Goodnight, Y/N~

(Note: I suck at writing... Well, this is my first story but still... Anyways, I have a headcanon that Onemine can hum really well. Idk if I'm right, haven't finished the manga)

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