(Any BTS Fanfiction Universe fans here ^^?? hehe)
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The Bulletproof Hoes
[Minie; Tete; Hope; Moonie; Eomma; Kookie; Kitten]
Moonie istg literally Taehyung and Jimin PLEASE
you are causing more drama than I can handle.
STOP suggesting you know Hoseok on twitter.
Minie but we do know him?
Kitten Yes you ass but they don't know that!
you've got people thinking its secretly a mono member!
what's going to happen when they realise Hoseok is my
fan site?
Tete oohhhhh....
Minie shit good point.
Moonie why do you even have accounts anyway?
I said you weren't allowed them.
Kookie BIG OOF.
Tete uh...
Minie i....
the fans love us!
you can't take away our accounts!
Kookie ngl their twitter accounts
are quite dope. makes them seem more
human.
Eomma can I have one then?
Moonie NO. Enough damage has been done.
Tae, Jimin, disable your twitter accounts.
Minie WHAT?!
namjoon come on!
Tete It's just a bit of fun!
Moonie Because of you, we have fans
left right and centre thinking Taehyung is dating
Yoongi, Hoseok's dating Taehyung, or maybe Jungkook who knows,
Jimin's just vibing and Yoongi pops up on Mono content more than
he should for "buisness partners".
Tete why should fans care?!
I don't want fans who will leave once I come out as gay.
I don't want to hide my relationship I'm doing this for Hobi!
Moonie TAEHYUNG. You are in a POLYAMAROUS relationship
with two other MEN in SOUTH KOREA. It won't just lose you fans,
this will strip you of your career. DO NOT question my orders. I
will not let ANYONE else come out as gay or imply they are dating
else we will see this company shatter.
THAT'S FINAL.
Minie ouch.
Kitten :(
Eomma Namjoon you can forget tonight.
I don't want to see you.
Minie wait-
Tete left the group chat.
Moonie left the group chat.
Kitten FUCK.
Kookie WTF just happened?
Eomma someone come find me
imma cry.
Minie Jin where you at bubba?
Eomma Dance studio bathroom.
Hope fuck. i feel like this is my fault.
I shouldn't have tweeted that.
I'm sorry guys.
Kitten It's ok Hobi.
Hope left the group chat.
Kitten FUCK!
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"KIM FUCKING NAMJOON!" The young manager had moments before one third of his prized Idol group flung open the door to the board meeting, thundering inside. Placing himself infront of where Namjoon sat, he slammed both palms onto the table.
"Taehyung-"
"YOU'D BETTER EXPLAIN YOURSELF!"
About to snap back that he'd chosen the completely wrong time to argue, Namjoon suddenly realised the state Kim Taehyung was in. His cheeks were flushed, his cheeks stained with tears that mingled with the small droplets of sweat gracing his forehead. With widened eyes and a shaking body, Namjoon knew this was hardly the time to be able to reason with the kid.
"Taehyung let's take this outside-"
"NO!" The singer cried out in a trembling voice, stumbling backwards and pointing a judgemental finger at his manager, "No you don't get to control this conversation. I DEMAND to know why...why-" he spat, a disgusted expression forming across your face, "-why you'd say something SO HOMOPHOBIC?!"
A gasp rippled around the room among the other BigHit managers. Namjoon ran a hand across his face and sighed, "Taehyung what I said wasn't homophobic. It was intending to protect you. I'm sorry if it came out that way-"
"Apology not accepted." The younger hissed, throwing a piece of scrunched up paper onto the desk before turning on his heel and stalking out of the room.
"I quit."
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My exams have finished :)