Vikky- taya ji, sochne wali baat hai. Jailer sahab ne ladki ko kuch kaha nahi.
Bejoy- toofaan aane se pehle aksar shaanti hoti hai. Iss baar yeh apne wala Jailer kuch bada hi kaand karega. Mujhe lagta hai ke kahin humein hi na police ke hawaale kar de.
Vikky- o yaar!! Taya ji, daraya matt karo.
Just then, they again heard the same music they heard yesterday.
Vikky- taya ji, kal wala gana phir se chal raha hai. Awaaz bhi pehle se oonchi hai.
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Dev's sleep got disturbed due to the loud music. He went out to check. The sound was coming from sonakshi's room. Dev knocks the door, but due to the loud music, sonakshi was not able to hear it, hence he then entered inside. Sonakshi was dancing unaware of the surroundings. Dev didn't speak anything and kept on seeing her actions. He then saw the way she has created the mess in the room, but somehow controlled his andar ka Jailer.
Sonakshi, while dancing, turned and at that time, she saw dev.
Dev- yeh song..........
Sonakshi- aapka bhi favourite hai!!!??
Sonakshi again started dancing. Dev went inside and switched off the music.
Dev- ji nahi. Iss ghar mein 9 baje ke baad music allowed nahi hai.
Sonakshi- par mujhe neend nahi aa rahi thi.
Dev- baakiyon ko toh aa rahi hai. Iss ghar mein rehna hai toh iss ghar ke kuch niyam hain, jinhe sabko maan-na padta hai. Aadhi raat ko "Bandar Naach" iss ghar ko bilkul shobha nahi deta.
Sonakshi (seductively, nearing towards dev)- aadhi raat ko, kissi paraayi ladki ke kamre mein aana, iss ghar ko shobha deta hai??? Mujhe toh lagta hai ke aap bhi mauka hi dhoondh rahe the.
As sonakshi was coming closer, dev was stepping back. Dev's back hits the wall behind. His throat dried, breath hitched and heartbeats increased. Sonakshi was standing dangerously close to him. Dev, rescuing himself, escaped and ran towards the door. He stood holding the door, like a scared kitten. Sonakshi was trying to hold back her laugh.
Dev- aisi koi baat nahi hai. Maine knock kiya tha. Meri aapke kamre mein aane ki koi mansha nahi thi. Aap bewajah meri shavi (chhavi i.e. image) pe shak kar rahi hain.
Sonakshi- Shavi pe shak??
Sonakshi bursts out laughing, but puts her hand on her mouth to control it. Dev leaves without saying anything.
Sonakshi (connect her phone to the headphones and dance)- Nana nana nana nana Shavi pe shak!!! Nana nana nana nana Shavi pe shak!!!!
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Next Morning.
First time ever, dev was not concentrating on his food while eating. He was eating his breakfast glaring sonakshi. Sonakshi while holding one apple in her mouth and was juggling with the other two, came to the dinning table. Till that time, dev had already finished his breakfast.
Dev (looking towards sonakshi)- Vikky.
Vikky- ji bhai.
Dev- guest ko ghar ke rules samjha de.
Vikky- ok bhai.
Dev- ABHI samjha de.
Vikky- Rule no. 1: subah 8 baje breakfast hoga, bina awaaz ke. Rule no. 2: raat ko 10 baje light off, good night sweet dreams.
Bejoy (in low voice, audible enough for everyone)- Bed par peeth lagte hi sapne bhi aane chahiye.
Vikky- Rule no. 3: Fried aur sweet dish: bhool jaao.
Dev gets up to leaves.
Vikky- no TV, no faaltu game. Only Aim.
Dev leaves.
Vikky (seeing dev's retreating figure)- special note: inn asoolon mein ho sakta hai bhaiya thodi relaxation de dein, par hum inn rules ko le ke bahut sakht hain. Sabse last aur ahem rule: yeh asool utni der tak hi hain (seeing dev leaving the room) Jab tak Jailer sahab ghar pe hain. Jailer sahab gaye?? (To sonakshi) Maujan hi maujan.
Everyone laugh.
Sonakshi- yeh toh bada boring aadmi hai.
Bejoy- boring hi nahi beta, beswada bhi hai. Na khud kuch khata hai na humein khaane deta hai.
Sonakshi- uncle ji, agar zindagi mein se swaad hi nikaal diya, yeh toh phir jeebh ki tauheen huyi na.
Vikky- bilkul.
Sonakshi- chalo. Aaj mai aapko mast mast cheezein bana ke khilaati hoon. Chalo. Let's go!!!
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Elena was sitting in a cafe. Vikky came to her with a bouquet.
Vikky- Surprise!!
Elena- surprise toh kissi din tumhe mai karungi, kissi aur se shadi kar ke.
Vikky- sweetheart, agar tumne kissi aur se shadi kar li toh mujhe PR kaise milegi??
Elena- Hhhhh!!!! When the hell!!! Tum mere saath PR lene ke liye shadi kar rahe ho???
Vikky- aur nahi toh kya. (Elena was shocked) Phasaya toh tujhe issi liye tha, par ab mera seena cheer ke dekh le, mai tujhse kitna pyar karta hoon.
Elena- agar itna hi pyar karte ho toh apne gharwalon se baat kyun nahi karte mere baare??
Vikky- you know what, bhai bahut hi strict hain.
Elena- mera bhai bhi bahut strict hai.
Vikky- nahi nahi nahi. Mera bhai bahut jyada strict hai. Par koi baat nahi. Mai baat karunga bhai se.
Elena- agar kal teri haan ya na mein call na aayi na, phir dekhna.
Vikky- kal na??
Elena- haan.
Vikky- matlab aaj ka toh koi chakkar nahi han??
Elena chuckles.
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Sonakshi- tooti footi tokri aaye na kissi kaam, shuru karo antakshri leke prabhu ka naam. Bolo ram ram ram!!!
Sonakshi points towards Bejoy.
Bejoy- lo, waise hi phasa diya mujhe.
Asha- chalo suna do.
Sonakshi- chalo chalo M se gaao.
Bejoy- M se....Main Nikla Oh Gaddi Le Ke, Oh Raste Par Oh Sadak Mein
Ek Mod Aaya Main Uthe Dil Chhod Aaya...... Aa se gaao.
Sonakshi (to Asha)- A se gaao.
Asha- mai kaunsa gaaun??
Sonakshi- koi bhi gaa do.
Asha- chal suna deti hoon..... Aaye ho meri zindagi mein tum bahaar ban ke. Mere dil mein yun hi rehna tum pyar pyar ban ke aaye ho meri zindagi mein tum bahaar ban ke.
Sonakshi- aunty, aap toh bade romantic nikle. Lagta hai jawaani mein kaafi filmein dekhi hain.
Asha- kahaan beta. Diwali ke time pe ek film dikhaai thi "Jaani dushman"
Bejoy- chalo ek toh dekha di. Tumhari umar waliyon ne ek bhi nahi dekhi hogi.
Everyone laugh. Just then, Dev came there.
Sonakshi (joining hands)- Sir sir sir!! Aap apne keemti time mein se humein thoda sa time de do. (Pointing towards sofa) Baitho.
Dev sits with Bejoy.
Sonakshi- haan ji, kahaan the hum??
Vikky- K pe tha.
Sonakshi- Gaao phir.
Vikky- K pe toh koi yaad nahi aa raha. R pe gaa doon??
Sonakshi- haan theek hai.
Vikky (sings)- Rakh honsla ni billo rakh honsla (gulps down) dekh lauga yaar tera kalle kalle nu.
Dev smiles, but just then, he saw the table a little dirty due to dropping of the food items and again, his OCPD woke up. He was impatiently moving his fingers.
Sonakshi- aahaha!! Ustaad!!
Dev- tu waise yaaron ko dekhne ki bajaaye agar kitaabein dekh le toh jyada better nahi?? (Looking towards the table from corner of his eye) syllabus tujhe yaad nahi, gaane sab yaad hain. (Getting up) aur yeh kya hai?? Kitna gand failaaya hai. (Puts food items back in plate.) Hygienic raho yaar, kya bimaariyon ka ghar. Khana peena dhyaan se chahiye na.
Sonakshi chuckles.
Dev- na khaane ka asool, na baithne ka asool. Ghoom pata nahi kis honsle par rahe hain.
Dev picks up his bag and leaves, but his diary fell on the sofa, which went unnoticed by him.
Vikky (scared)- mujhe lagta hai bhai mera honsla rakhwaeinge.
Sonakshi- itna nahi darna chahiye.
Vikky- oh diary bhai yahin.....
Sonakshi ran towards the diary and picks it up. Everyone asked her not to touch it, but sonakshi didn't listen.
Going to his room, dev realised that he left his diary in the drawing room, hence he went back.
Here sonakshi was reading his diary loudly.
Sonakshi- iss tarha se, tu aaya hai mujhme.
Bejoy- waah!
Sonakshi- ke teri baatein karti hain dhadkanein. Iss tarha se.....??
Everyone- tu aaya hai mujhme.
Sonakshi- har pal tu, har jagah mere saath hai. Kaise kahun tu itna mere paas hai....
By this time, dev came there. He was hell angry seeing sonakshi reading his diary.
Dev (super angry)- Stop it!!!
Sonakshi flinched at his tone. Dev snatched his diary from sonakshi.
Dev- kya hai yeh maa?? Aapko kitni baar kaha hai. Har raah chalte ko ghar mein ghusa lete ho. (Seeing towards sonakshi, angrily) Logon ko ungli pakdaao, haath pakadte hain.
Sonakshi was visibly hurt by his words. Everyone was sad for her.
Dev- yeh ghar hai. Dharamshala nahi. (To sonakshi) Diary kehte hain issey. Personal diary. Padha nahi jata issey. Par tumhe toh sikhaya nahi hoga na kissi ne.
Sonakshi lowers her eyes.
Dev- yeh ghar asoolon se chalta hai. Yahaan ek system hai zindagi ka. Aur tumhare jaise be-asoolon ke liye yahaan koi jagah nahi hai. Aaj raat yahaan ruko. Kal apna intzaam karo tum.
Saying this, dev angrily leaves. A hurt Sonakshi also leaves from there.
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At night, dev was not able to sleep, even he didn't know why. He got up, took out a notepad and pen, and wrote something on it.
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It was total silence in the house today. Dev came and sat down to eat breakfast. Asha came with a jug of juice and sat near him.
Asha- tumhe nahi lagta dev, tumne ussey kuch jyada hi bol diya?? Kya kusur tha usska?? Tumhare likhe gaane humein hi sunaaye the ussne, kissi aur ko toh nahi. Woh bahar nahi aayi. Mai gayi thi ussey breakfast ke liye bulane. Apne samaan pack kare ja rahi hai.
Dev didn't react. Bejoy and Vikky were also looking towards him.
Asha- humaare ghar pe raunak laga ke rakhi thi. Tuney usska dil toda hai beta.
Just then, the clock hits 8, indicating that it's his time to eat, but dev, without eating left from there.
Bejoy- kamaal hai isski.
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Sonakshi (on the call)- hello.
Baldev- haan, bol beta.
Sonakshi- dad, mai aa rahi hoon.
Baldev, who was watering plants- beta hum shart haar jaaeinge tumhari maa se.
Sonakshi- dad, shartein vartein kuch nahi hoti ok. Aur waise bhi, apna ghar apna hi hota hai.
Baldev- par beta, teri maa??
Sonakshi- woh..... mummy se baat kar lo. Unse kaho ke mujhe gaaliyan wagera na nikaalein.
Baldev- yeh baat hai toh mushkil par......
Sonakshi- please.
Baldev- chal mai karta hoon baat.
Sonakshi- ok bye.
Baldev- bye.
After declining the call, sonakshi went to the family.
Sonakshi- ok then aunty ji, uncle ji, hum chale wapis.
Sonakshi hugs Asha.
Asha- kahin nahi jana sonakshi. Samjha kar na.
Sonakshi- aunty ji, na mujhe samajhna hai aur na hi kissi ko samjhana hai. Har insaan ka apna ek style hota hai. Hai ke nahi?? Aur waise bhi, mai na jyada nahi kissi ki sunn sakti. Agar jyada sun-na hi hota, toh mai kya apne ghar nahi reh leti?? Aur aapka ladka na, thoda jyada bol gaya. Mera bhi bahut mann kar raha tha bahut kuch bolne ka, par aapke saath na, apni yaari hai. Iss liye mai chup rahi. Ok.
Asha- Sonakshi. Tujhe pata hai, mere bete ne pehli baar kissi se maafi maangi hai.
Sonakshi- maafi??
Asha- haan.
Sonakshi- woh toh mujhe mil ke bhi nahi gaya.
Asha- tu mere saath upar chal.
Sonakshi- kahaan, kyun??
Asha- tu chal mere saath. Chal.
Bejoy, Asha and sonakshi went upstairs. There, on her room's door, a paper on which sorry was written, was pasted.
Sonakshi was amused reading it.
Sonakshi (amused)- achha!! Yeh baat hai?? (Pointing towards herself) matlab hai kuch ladki mein. Lo ji aunty ji. Agar mai aapke ladke se sorry bulwa sakti hoon na, phir toh aur bahut kuch karwa sakti hoon. Yeh jaane wala plan cancel.
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Sonakshi (coming down from the stairs, on call)- Hey dad!!!
Baldev- beta maine teri maa se baat kar li hai. Woh tujhe gaaliyan nahi nikaalegi. Aur woh teri baat samajh gayi hai ke shartein vartein kuch nahi hoti.
Sonakshi- kyun nahi hoti?? Sab kuch hi shartein hoti hain dady. Theek hai?? Aur mummy se keh do 15 din se pehle paer nahi rakhti unke ghar.
Baldev- beta mai minnatein kar ke aaya hoon. Apna ghar apna hi hota hai. Wapis aa ja.
Sonakshi- koi nahi hota. Saare ghar hi apne hote hain theek hai. Ok tata bye.
Saying this, she ends the call.
Baldev- hmm?? Mai toh phas gaya na.
Precap:- Healthy Jokes.
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Sonakshi (to dev)- Kya mai aapke saath bhaag sakti hoon???