Meggy: Come on, you two. The castle is straight ahead!!!
Luigi: Christ, my back is gonna break in a minute!!!
Mario: Stop your whinging, Luigi!!!
Luigi: WHERE'S DAD?!?!?!
Mario: He's catching up!!!
SMG4: We should help him!!!
Mario: Okie-dokie, let's get Meggy inside!!!
Luigi: But, what about...
Mario: JUST GET HER INSIDE!!!
SMG4 and Luigi carried Meggy inside the castle.
Later...
Mario: Where've you been?!
Pio: I'm starting to not run very fast, I'm 71 and I'm starting to get back pains!!!
Mario: Who cares about that?!
Pio: Look, let's get inside before...
But then...
Pio: AHH!!!
Mario: DAD!!!
Pio: MY ARM!!!
Mario: PISS OFF, YOU MALE SLUT!!!
Mario pushed Jason down.
Mario: DAD, LET'S GET INSIDE!!!
Pio: Mario... it's too late for me!!!
Mario: JUST GET UP!!!
Pio: GO ON WITHOUT ME!!! SAVE YOURSELF!!!
Mario: NO!!!
Jason got back up.
Mario: AHH!!!
Mario ran inside.
Inside...
Luigi: MARIO, WHERE'S DAD?!?!?!
Mario: The Hash Slinging Slasher sliced his arm!!!
Meggy/Luigi: WHAT?!?!?!
SMG4: Jesus Christ... that's Jason Voorhees!!!
Mario: And I think Dad is... DEAD!!!
Luigi: OMG, DAD!!! NO!!!
Meggy: Now my babies are gonna be Grandparent-less...
SMG4: OK everyone, Outside isn't safe anymore... let's just all take a breather and calm down!
Then...
SMG4: OK, I was wrong!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
*SMACK*
SMG4: Ow!!!
Mario: Calm down!!! Let's all get upstairs!!!
Upstairs...
Luigi: *sobbing* WAAA!!!!!
Mario: Why are you crying, Luigi?!
Luigi: D- Dad...
Meggy: Aww, Luigi...
Mario: *sigh*
SMG4: Sorry about your Dad, Mario...
Mario: That's enough, we still getting chased by the... killer thing!!!
Suddenly... Jason broke in.
SMG4: OH, GIVE US A BREAK!!!!!
Mario: YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY!!!!!
Mario tackled Jason.
Meggy/Luigi: MARIO!!!
Mario tackled Jason so far... they both fell down the stairs.
Mario: AHH!!!
When they got to the ground...
Mario: O- ouch...
But then... Jason was now strangling Mario.
Mario: *chokes* A- AHH... H- HELP... *chokes*
Mario was now so close to his death.
Mario: *chokes*
Suddenly...
Pio: *panting* STAY... AWAY... FROM... PLANET EARTH!!!
Mario: D- Dad...?
Mario passed out.
The others came downstairs.
Luigi: DAD!!! YOUR ALIVE!!!
Meggy: Never mind that!!! What about Mario?!
SMG4: Get Jason's body out of the way!!!
...
Meggy: Mario?! Sweetheart?!
Luigi: Mario?!
SMG4: He's still breathing!!! I think we need an ambulance!!!
Meggy: Oh God, Mario!!!
Pio: Don't worry, everyone! Just get him on to his side, nice and gently!!!
Luigi: Bloody hell... please wake up, bro!