Hey guys, it's me Ramsay, sorry I've been inactive for a while, my grandma was stolen by the fbi because she ate an alien. Enough about that. Enjoy 🙃😇🥰🙃🥰🙃😅🙃😍
"Wait wife. It's not what you think?" He pleads with his wife, making it sound like a question, an answer and an accusation at the same time.
"No ben, I'm leaving" she slams the door Ne it makes ben wobble down crying. He goes t his wife bedroom, (separate to his) he grabs a low cut shirt of hers and sniffs the cleavage area. "I miss her so much?"
Been stands up, he realised he doesn't need a woman, he's a strong big boy and can do things on his own.
He gets ready to go out and drink his sorrows away. He looses track of time and walk into the closest bar he sees.
"The dick-ass shack" he thought "dick-ass" was French. Oh boy was he mistaken....