PIETRO MAXIMOFF POV
⨽Gamerz⨼
spider-boy🕷
y/n ur trending on tiktok
and twitter lmaoo
shit even instagram
my bitch💙
wait what'd i do
spider-boy🕷
just the replies to the fuckbois in ur dms
Pietro
what fuckboys.
12 minutes younger🌹
someone is jealous
Pietro
am not
my bitch💙
awww
pietrooo >3
Pietro
what ://
my bitch💙
dw sonic all i did was tell them to go away :))
spider-boy🕷
IN THE FUNNIEST WAYS POSSIBLE
example 1
birdie🦆
that's not even that funny
spider-boy🕷
im leading up to it broccoli head
birdie🦆
what did you just call me
spider-boy🕷
example number 2
scary🔫🔪
why is it so sad
my bitch💙
bc i dislike the men in my DMs
spider-boy🕷
example 3
Pietro
u seem very sad
my bitch💙
DID U READ WHAT HE SAID
OFC I'D BE SAD
it wasnt u who said it :)
mr rich💰
hEY THIS IS A FAMILY FRIENDLY CHAT
my bitch💙
sorry tony
but not really
spider-boy🕷
and example 4
cyborg🦾
that one's funny
my bitch💙
thx bucky <3
i know im funny
spider-boy🕷
and my all time favourite
dorito🛡️
that one is aggressive
scary🔫🔪
as it should be
my bitch💙
thxxx
Pietro
what if i said something in ur dms
my bitch💙
well ur my bf
i wouldnt turn u away
id send something like this
mr rich💰
Y/N
PETER IS HERE
spider-boy🕷
i've seen worse
from y/n too
although pietro and y/n flirting in the chat is not the vibe
my bitch💙
oh okay so u and mj can flirt in the fre sha va cado chat but pietro and i cant flirt here????
cyborg🦾
tbh it's kind of just been u flirting y/n
Pietro
well if i flirt back things will get out of hand
my bitch💙
r u saying i cant control myself
Pietro
idk am i
my bitch💙
it sounds like u r
Pietro
well really im saying that i can't control myself
12 minutes younger🌹
DO NOT SAY WHAT YOU WERE THINKING IN THE CHAT PIETRO
Pietro
STOP READING MY MIND
cyborg🦾
kinda wanna know
but also I know I would be scarred so
keep it to yourself
my bitch💙
but i would like to know
was he going to flirt with me
12 minutes younger🌹
sort of
i wish i could unsee it
my bitch💙
ooohhh
something of 'that' nature
welp pietro my dm's are open ;)))
12 minutes younger🌹
no
i dont even want to think about you two conversing like that
Pietro
then dont
12 minutes younger🌹
Pietro
yk what
for that
i will say it
old man🏹
FOR WHAT
I DON'T WANNA SEE IT
my bitch💙
say it say it say it sayy itttt
spider-boy🕷
im kicking u from the chat
my bitch💙
spider-boy🕷
um yeah actually
my bitch💙
boi i am about to
beat
ur
ass
spider-boy🕷
bite me
mr rich💰
sometimes i can't tell if you two are even friends
spider-boy🕷
oh don't worry mr stark we're great friends !
my bitch💙
yep we love each other very much :))
he's my bestie
spider-boy🕷
and she's mine :)))
cyborg🦾
the way you two went from insulting each other to loving each other is almost concerning
guyyyysss i updated again! u should be proud (that is a threat)
jk jk... unless...?
nauur im joking im just proud of myself for actually writing this fr, its a fun story but i am kinda running out of ideas so if u have any pls let me knoww :))) <33
(ALSO IDK WHAT FUCKBOIS ACTUALLY SAY SO YK THEIR MESSAGES WERE ME TRYING TO USE A THIRD OF A BRAINCELL UMM)