I woke up to a beautiful aroma of burning buggers deepfried with aloe vera.
I got out of my little comfort place and saw that Andrew was in fact cooking it.
"Good morning puppy<3"
He said in his cutsey little morning voice
"U-u-uh h-h-he-y🤗"
"I made breakfast"
"Yea i can tell owo"
"Now, dont get sassy with me you lil' baka"
"Sorry daddy 🥺"
"UwU, sit down baby and lets eat"
"Yes daddy🤭"
"So.... about last night. What happened? Why did you shart? Why did u run away:((?"
"Uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh👀"
•you start schoking bc a sticky bugger got stuck to your throat•