Him | Her
"He-"
"Hey stranger!"
"It's you again. Yay."
"Yess! The highness has decided to grace you with her presence twice in a day! Aren't you just lucky?"
"Not."
"Someone's grumpy."
"Anyone would be if you wake them up at six in the morning."
"I didn't wake you up at six. It's three whole minutes left to six."
"Bye"
.............
"Rude."