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Gomez and Morticia were sitting in the living area. Gomez was arm wrestling with Thing, and Morticia was sewing on the couch. Gomez eventually overpowered Thing and won the match.
"Good show, old man." Gomez praised, shaking hands with Thing.
"Gomez." Morticia said, getting his attention.
"Cara Mia?"
"Marvelous news. I'm going to have a baby...right now."
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Morticia was being wheeled through the hospital hallways on a gurney with Gomez at her side, as well as the doctor and a nurse.
"Nurse, how close are the contractions?" The doctor asked.
"Every fifteen seconds, Doctor." She replied.
"Are you in unbearable pain? Is it inhuman? My darling, is it torture?" Gomez asked enthusiastically.
"Oui." Morticia purred and Gomez gasped and kissed her hand.
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Out in the waiting room, the rest of the Addams family waiting for the baby to be delivered.
The now 17 year old Wednesday was sitting next to his girlfriend (Y/n) with their hands linked together. They, along with Pugsley, were listening to a little girl explain how babies are made.
"And then mommy kissed daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby." She said.
"Our parents are having a baby too." Pugsley told her.
"They had sex." Wednesday stated bluntly.
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Back in the delivery room, Morticia was now delivering her baby.
"Push Mrs. Addams!" The doctor urged. "Forceps!"
"Forceps." The nurse repeated and grabbed them off the table the same time as Thing did.
When she saw the hand, she screamed and flung him out of the room.
"Mrs. Addams, would you like anesthesia?" The doctor asked.
"No thank you. But do ask the children." She replied.
"Cara Mia."
"Mon Cher."
"Mrs. Addams? The baby!" The doctor reminded her.
"Pardon."
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"It's a boy!"
"It's a girl!"
Wednesday and (Y/n) were going back and forth, until Gomez entered the waiting area.
"Gomez!" Fester exclaimed.
"What news?" Grandmama asked.
"Father what is it?" Wednesday questioned.
Gomez looked at them with an excited face.
"It's an Addams!"
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