Who TF Are You [DISCONTINUED...

By W4ff13

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A mystery number added to the UA group chat. Chaos ensues. More

Added
Second Wave
Loki is a Madman
Allmight's a Bitch
i WaNnA bE a CoWbOy BaBy
Spotted!
Lokied
Death to the Grape Boi
Joking... Maybe...
Nothing
Ideas?
Arrested on Purpose
This Bitch
Kacchan!
Life is Fun
New Dads!
A Worrisome Phone Call
(:
But In Case Anyone Needs To Know, My Blood Type Is Red.
Look Pretty Good for a Dead Bitch
If I had a Nickel...
✨Trauma Twins✨
One Shots
I'm sorry
Well...
NEWS!

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1 person is now online 

RatBear: Loki do you have any siblings?

3 people are now online 

Loki: yes.

Parakeet: nice

Cat: that's not to bad

Loki: wait here I have the perfect plan

Cat: it better be better than the last one

Loki: don't worry it is (:

Parakeet: I don't like that smile 

Loki added 1 person 

Loki: everyone say hello to Deku

Loki: Deku say hi

Deku: h-hi?

Parakeet: Aww 🥰 

Parakeet: hi little listener 

Cat: welcome to this hell hole

RatBear: greetings Loki's sibling

Loki: oh yeah Deku's my twin brother 

Deku: w-what's happening?

Loki: In a moment of impulse and boredom I added you to this group chat 

Deku: oh who's in here then?

Loki: I'm not gonna say anything because I want to see how long it takes for you to figure it out 

Cat: I can feel another headache coming in

Deku: s-sorry sir

Parakeet: do you look anything like Loki?

Deku: L-Loki?

Loki: oh yeah call me Loki in this group chat 

Deku: ok

Parakeet: sooo?

Deku: o-oh yeah... no we don't look at all alike 

Loki: the only thing we share is that we both have freckles

RatBear: noted

Cat: ok but why did you call him deku?

Loki: only anonymous nickname he has

Parakeet: what are you like Deku?

Deku: u-uh I'm not sure what you mean

Loki: he's asking who you are personality wise

Deku: Oh! I'm just a nerd and a fan of heroes (゚ω゚;)ᕗ

Loki: I need a certain person to meet you so you can melt his cold dead heart

Deku: W-what?

Loki: BLOODSUCKER GET ON HERE!!

1 person is now online 

BloodSucker: What?

Loki: meet my brother he will melt your heart 

Deku: I-I highly doubt that 

BloodSucker: I don't think that's how it works

Loki: just look at his cuteness!

Deku: hu?

Parakeet: OMG HE'S ADORABLE 🥰 

Deku: W-w-what? I-I-I'm not c-c-cute (¤﹏¤;)

Loki: yes you are

Parakeet: I wanna adopt him! Sho can we adopt him?

Loki: NO HE'S MINE!!

Loki: YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!!

Deku: a-a-adopt m-m-me?

Cat: we're not adopting him

Parakeet: );

Deku: m-m-me a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-

BloodSucker: I'm not sure how this is supposed to 'melt my heart'

Cat: don't deny it I can see you smiling

BloodSucker: like your one to talk

Deku: a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-

Loki: YAAASSS BEHOLD THE CINNAMON ROLL!!!

RatBear: I must agree though, by human standards he is quite cute.

Loki: see even he agrees

Deku: a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-

Loki: EVERYONE GET ON AND LOOK AT HIM!!

8 people are now online 

GardenTool: Aww what a cutie 🥰 

Deku: a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-

Werewolf: I can see why this would count as adorable

SpaceCore: <3

Healer: he is quite the character 

Deku: a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-

TonyStank: not even a kitten can be compared

WAAAALLLL: ヽ(o♡o)/

Cowboy: that boy's as cute as a newborn cow

Deku: a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-

MathMan: It's so cute I might get a heart attack <3

GardenTool: he's so cute I might die if look too long

Loki: MY BROTHER SHINES BRIGHTER THAN THE SUN!!

Deku: a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a a-a-a-

Cat: I think you're brother's broken...

Loki: nah he's fine

Parakeet: bit concerned about him...

Deku: a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a a-

BloodSucker: we should do something

MathMan: maybe we can like hit him to shock him out of it?

Loki: if you hurt him I'll smack you into Christmas Eve 

Deku: a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-

Healer: we still need to do something!?

WAAAALLLL: agreed

Loki: don't worry I got it

Deku: a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ALLMIGHT!?

Loki: bam did it

Cat: what did you do?

Loki: I AM HERE!

Parakeet: ???

Loki: I AM GONE!

1 person is now offline 

Parakeet: THAT EXPLAINS SHIT!

WAAAALLLL: Language

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