Ironic (Discontinued)

By Christ0phers_bbg

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Life...is ironic. It takes sadness to know happiness. Absence to value presence. Noise to appreciate silence... More

Cast
Strange Feelings & Strange Questions.
The End Of The Potter Line
The Mistress Of Death
Sarcasm And Firewhiskey
Rantings and The First Change
Wings, Horns, Hair- What else?!
Squealing About Birthday Parties
Not An Update
Fancy Clothing And Long Explanations
Hidden Weapons and New Siblings
Gobsmacked Guys
Sorting
News for Everyone
Rules
A/N

"Damn, im the Richest person alive."

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Italics - Death/Mortem
Bold Italics - thoughts
Bold underlined - Parseltongue
Underlined - telepathic communication (speaking through the mind)

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"Again, cut your hand or prick your finger, drop 7 drops of blood onto the paper." King Ragnarok told Harriet.

(A/N - So I don't have to write it over and over again,
Family Grimours, jewellery, books, weapons and stuff like that is in every trust vault.)

Vaults:

Potter vault: 826271972 galleons, 73628992 sickles, 83 knuts

Potter School Vault: 8362818927 galleons, 927469 sickles, 8268 knuts

Black vault: 93626938373629 galleons, 7462867 sickles, 9379 knuts

Black school vault: 8362818927 galleons, 927469 sickles, 8268 knuts

Lupin vault: 8362818927 galleons, 927469 sickles, 8268 knuts

Lupin school vault: 462826 galleons, 64628 sickles, 84738 knuts

Gryffindor vault: 746,842,826,826,868 galleons, 8,363,827 sickles, 73,628 knuts

Gryffindor trust vault: 93638267292 galleons, 63822628 sickles, 84638 knuts

Gryffindor schooling vault for Hogwarts: 185,628,836,917,016 galleons, 738,262,087 sickles, 64,838 knuts

Ravenclaw vault: 746,842,826,826,868 galleons, 8,363,827 sickles, 73,628 knuts

Ravenclaw trust vault: 93638267292 galleons, 63822628 sickles, 84638 knuts

Ravenclaw schooling vault for Hogwarts: 185,628,836,917,016 galleons, 738,262,087 sickles, 64,838 knuts

Hufflepuff vault: 746,842,826,826,868 galleons, 8,363,827 sickles, 73,628 knuts

Hufflepuff trust vault: 93638267292 galleons, 63822628 sickles, 84638 knuts

Hufflepuff schooling vault for Hogwarts: 185,628,836,917,016 galleons, 738,262,087 sickles, 64,838 knuts

Slytherin vault: 746,842,826,826,868 galleons, 8,363,827 sickles, 73,628 knuts

Slytherin trust vault: 93638267292 galleons, 63822628 sickles, 84638 knuts

Slytherin schooling vault for Hogwarts: 185,628,836,917,016 galleons, 738,262,087 sickles, 64,838 knuts

Peverell vault: 746,842,826,826,868 galleons, 8,363,827 sickles, 73,628 knuts

Peverell trust vault: 93638267292 galleons, 63822628 sickles, 84638 knuts

Peverell schooling vault: 8362818927 galleons, 927469 sickles, 8268 knuts

Prince vault: 936382993 galleons, 8263829 sickles, 736 knuts

Prince schooling vault: 8362818927 galleons, 927469 sickles, 8268 knuts

McGonagall vault: 936382993 galleons, 8263829 sickles, 736 knuts

McGonagall schooling vault: 8362818927 galleons, 927469 sickles, 8268 knuts

LeFay vault: 746,842,826,826,868 galleons, 8,363,827 sickles, 73,628 knuts

LeFay trust Vault: 93638267292 galleons, 63822628 sickles, 84638 knuts

LeFay schooling vault for Hogwarts: 185,628,836,917,016 galleons, 738,262,087 sickles, 64,838 knuts

Emrys vault: 746,842,826,826,868 galleons, 8,363,827 sickles, 73,628 knuts

Emrys trust vault: 93638267292 galleons, 63822628 sickles, 84638 knuts

Emrys schooling vault for Hogwarts: 185,628,836,917,016 galleons, 738,262,087 sickles, 64,838 knuts

Pendragon vault: 100,846,628,829,926 galleons, 638,368,268 sickles, 738 knuts

Pendragon trust vault: 100,846,628,829,926 galleons, 638,368,268 sickles, 738 knuts

Pendragon schooling vault for
Hogwarts: 185,628,836,917,016 galleons, 738,262,087 sickles, 64,838 knuts

Pendragon vault - equipment
for the Ministry: 9373728193737549263 galleons

Pendragon vault - the kings treasures: grimours, jewels, daggers, swords, bow and arrows, armour,

McKinnon vault: 936382993 galleons, 8263829 sickles, 736 knuts

McKinnon schooling vault: 8362818927 galleons, 927469 sickles, 8268 knuts

Hogwarts vaults: 1,299,401,858,319,112 galleons, 5,167,834,609 sickles, 453,866 knuts

Too many properties to list.

Would mostly be used:
Hogwarts
Potter Manor
12 Grimauld Place
Slytherin Manor

All together have:
(The calculator wouldn't work and I had to work it out on paper and it was pissing me off so we are just going to pretend that it's added all together.
Just so you know, she's bloody Rich.)

50,000 Galleons taken out monthly since 1981
- 5,000 put into Molly Weasleys vault.
- 5,000 put into Ronald Weasleys Vault.
- 5,000 put into Ginevra Weasleys Vault
- 10,000 transferred to muggle money put into Dursley Account
- Rest put into A.P.W.B.D vault

Potter Family Grimours taken out of the Vault.
-put into A.P.W.B.D vault

Family Heirloom taken out of vault
-put into A.P.W.B.D vault

"Those motherfuc-"

"Language missy." The Blood adopted Uncle scolded his Niece.

So she stuck her tongue out at him.

"Other than them stealing from me monthly since when my parents died.....damnnn I'm the richest person alive!"
Everyone chuckled at that comment.

"Wait...Hermione wasn't listed as stealing from me?" The young girl questioned.

"She started when you were in third year. She started to get annoyed about hanging out with Ron and was getting sick of putting herself in danger for your actions. Dumbledore ruined her mindset about you." Death responded.

"Another reason to hate him. Motherfuc-"

"Again! Language! You're too young to be speaking like this!" Regulus snapped at the child.

The young girl stuck out her tongue at him.

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A few hours later, Regulus was finished doing the young girls hair.

The young girl was asleep, leant on the deity, whilst the goblin king and Mortem were sorting out what was going to happen with the money, family grimours, and other family things that were stolen.

"The Grimours are the family's, so I want them back with interest.
The money, transact it to a vault for Fred and George Weasley.
Add another Vault for Charles, and William each too.
They've done nothing wrong and this little one was very fond of them.

The money that Dumbledore has, send in a complaint to the ministry about him stealing and not placing her in the care of who she was meant to be with."

The deity was pissed with the supposed 'leader of the light'.

'Watch out Dumbledore.
You've got a Deity,
An angry Uncle,

And a Powerful Witch that is the Soulmate of the 'Dark Lord' up against you.'
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The calculator wouldn't help so I had to work it out on paper. 😂

It pissed me off so I gave up.

Soz that I took forever to update.

I have school, and I've got Exams for Dance coming up, and I'm really tired.

But I hope you guys are having a good day. Or night. Wherever you are.

Peace out ✌️

-Sbridge1

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