WARNING: sexual references / topics
TWITTER CHAT
taesty
JEONGGUK
good morning 🥰
JEONGGUK
I didn't find a good nickname for you so instead I'll just send you a picture of my dick, I hope that's okay with you
TAEHYUNG
I- no thank you?
JEONGGUK
you don't want to see my dick? :(
TAEHYUNG
I don't want a picture of it 😔
JEONGGUK
shame
JEONGGUK
Maybe I should send it to Jimin-
TAEHYUNG
I'm sure Yoongi hyung will appreciate it
JEONGGUK
Omg yes
JEONGGUK
and then we can have a foursome with them!
TAEHYUNG
It's seven fucking am Jeon.
JEONGGUK
And we're both awake, so might as well wrestle naked 🥰
JEONGGUK
bonus point if we do it in your bed
TAEHYUNG
how about you go have breakfast and stop being a weird horny sleep-deprived guy in my dms?
JEONGGUK
mhm, let me think about that
JEONGGUK
nope, not happening 🥰
TAEHYUNG
ugh
JEONGGUK
I still don't have a nickname for you!
JEONGGUK
you have to help me find one
JEONGGUK
unless you're cool with me calling you 'hunk' or 'dream boat'
TAEHYUNG
... where did you even find those nicknames 😭
JEONGGUK
it was on the 'nicknames for husband' section
JEONGGUK
i couldn't find any nicknames for hot daddies so I had to look somewhere else 😔
TAEHYUNG
or you could just
TAEHYUNG
you know
TAEHYUNG
go with daddy
TAEHYUNG
just saying 🤷🏻
JEONGGUK
no offense but I'd rather call you my sweet little sugar snap pea than daddy
TAEHYUNG
yuck 🤢
TAEHYUNG
and what's so bad about daddy?
JEONGGUK
what's NOT bad about daddy?
TAEHYUNG
a lot of things
TAEHYUNG
it's hot
TAEHYUNG
and you said yourself I was daddy material, so 🥰
JEONGGUK
You totally are
JEONGGUK
but first of all it's not even a unique nickname
JEONGGUK
plus it sounds quirky and weird
JEONGGUK
and TikTok ruined it for me any way
JEONGGUK
between the cringe comments from thirteen year-old girls and that annoying 'mullet daddy' sound, this word has become cursed 😔
JEONGGUK
whenever I hear it in porn my dick just goes back into my stomach and curls up into a ball
TAEHYUNG
'Goes back' ?? Jeon, your dick was never in your stomach 💀
JEONGGUK
oh so now you know my body better than I do?
TAEHYUNG
I just know biology better than you do
JEONGGUK
oh shut up
JEONGGUK
you didn't even know it wasn't the same hole for pee and babies
TAEHYUNG
Stop rubbing that in my face
JEONGGUK
Yeah, I'll stop
JEONGGUK
I'd rather have you rub your dick on my face 🥰
TAEHYUNG
why just why.
JEONGGUK
well why not?
TAEHYUNG
let's not get side tracked, baby face
TAEHYUNG
We're supposed to negotiate
JEONGGUK
um
JEONGGUK
what are we negotiating exactly?
TAEHYUNG
You calling me daddy?
JEONGGUK
nope, not happening
JEONGGUK
and not negotiable
TAEHYUNG
But 😔
JEONGGUK
did Twinkyun call you that?
TAEHYUNG
Doyun* 😭
TAEHYUNG
and yeah, he actually did
JEONGGUK
well then that's a fourth reason for me NOT to call you that
TAEHYUNG
the other three being?-
JEONGGUK
1- it's cringe
2- I don't like it
3- I DONT LIKE IT but in caps
TAEHYUNG
can't argue with that
JEONGGUK
let's try something else
JEONGGUK
why did you start calling me doll?
TAEHYUNG
because you look like one 🤷🏻
TAEHYUNG
the pretty kind!
TAEHYUNG
not the creepy ones in movies
JEONGGUK
mhm, I see
JEONGGUK
send a picture of your face
TAEHYUNG
why?-
JEONGGUK
so I can look at it
JEONGGUK
duh
TAEHYUNG
okay Billie but why would you need to look at my face 😭
JEONGGUK
to get some inspiration for the nickname!
JEONGGUK
come on, send me your best
selfie 🥰
JEONGGUK
and don't be afraid to attach your nudes as well 😉
TAEHYUNG
Don't be greedy, doll
JEONGGUK
cant blame a bottom for
trying 😔🖐
TAEHYUNG
TAEHYUNG
here's a shot of inspiration for you, doll
JEONGGUK
nuh uh
JEONGGUK
that won't do
TAEHYUNG
oh?
TAEHYUNG
and why not?
JEONGGUK
your shirt is bothering my brain
JEONGGUK
if you get rid of it I might be able to work something out
TAEHYUNG
you're so-
TAEHYUNG
ugh, wait a minute
JEONGGUK
sure, daddy 🥰
TAEHYUNG
TAEHYUNG
I cant believe I'm doing this
TAEHYUNG
this nickname better be the hottest thing I've ever heard when it comes out your mouth
JEONGGUK
can I send you a voice message of me moaning while I stare at your picture?
TAEHYUNG
... I'll pass
JEONGGUK
I'm feeling very inspired right now
TAEHYUNG
really?
JEONGGUK
mhm
JEONGGUK
But you know, I'd be even more inspired if your dick was in the picture
TAEHYUNG
nope, jeon
TAEHYUNG
too far
JEONGGUK
dammit
JEONGGUK
you know what?
JEONGGUK
I'm gonna stick with 'waste of ass'
TAEHYUNG
Excuse me?
TAEHYUNG
WHY??
JEONGGUK
because that's what you are!
TAEHYUNG
I hate you with a passion
JEONGGUK
I can name a few things about me that you don't hate 🙄
JEONGGUK
But seriously, will you ever let me top?
TAEHYUNG
no
JEONGGUK
just once
JEONGGUK
pretty please 🥺
TAEHYUNG
pretty no 🥺
JEONGGUK
well fuck you
TAEHYUNG
That I can do
JEONGGUK
Have you ever bottomed for anyone though?
JEONGGUK
just curious
TAEHYUNG
nope, never
JEONGGUK
even for Hoseok?
TAEHYUNG
what?-
TAEHYUNG
Jeongguk, I never had sex with Hoseok
JEONGGUK
but didn't he train you?
TAEHYUNG
yeah, he did, but I can assure you we did not do a teacher / student sexual roleplay
JEONGGUK
oh
TAEHYUNG
are you seriously disappointed by this? 😭
JEONGGUK
IM JUST SURPRISED
JEONGGUK
When you said he trained you to be a dom i assumed you two hooked up or something
JEONGGUK
because how else would he teach you?
TAEHYUNG
with his mouth...?
JEONGGUK
oh, so he sucked your dick? 🤩
TAEHYUNG
no!
TAEHYUNG
I meant with words, Gguk
TAEHYUNG
he also showed me how to use most toys and stuff
TAEHYUNG
taught me how to do the knots for rope play and shit
JEONGGUK
so he didn't fuck you?
TAEHYUNG
he didn't fuck me, doll
JEONGGUK
Well that's extremely disappointing
JEONGGUK
that means most of my dreams were based on a false concept
TAEHYUNG
you-
TAEHYUNG
you dreamt about Hoseok and I having sex? 😭
JEONGGUK
I DREAM ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS OKAY?
JEONGGUK
plus it would be hot and stuff...
TAEHYUNG
Well, I'm not going to judge your fantasies darling
TAEHYUNG
*not going to judge them OPENLY
TAEHYUNG
you do you
JEONGGUK
and you do me 🥰
TAEHYUNG
please stop talking
JEONGGUK
make me 🤤
TAEHYUNG
Okay 😉
taesty has blocked you!
JEONGGUK
NOT LIKE THAT
JEONGGUK
😔😔😔
Undelivered
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taesty: it's this kind of person that responds 'peach' when you ask them if they prefer apples or
pears 🙄
hobisexual: maybe he's just trying to snort the glass
kookoonut: he must be really bored
> yoongay: oh fuck you Jeon
jinniethepooh: I wish I was the jin to yoonminjin
> kingjoonie: that's one ugly ship name
>> jinniethepooh: it's to make up for my beauty 😉
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peachiichim: ha! I got more likes and retweets than you do
peachiichim: suck on that, loser
kingjoonie: they scare me...
hobisexual: I hate this couple with a passion
> taesty: They're cute!
>> hobisexual: exactly.
kookoonut: is he rapping...?
> peachiichim: unfortunately for my ears, yes
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TWITTER CHAT
taesty
taesty has unblocked you!
TAEHYUNG
Are you done being overly sexual?
JEONGGUK
never 🥰
TAEHYUNG
for fucks sake
JEONGGUK
hey, can you blame me?
JEONGGUK
I haven't had proper sex in a month 😔
TAEHYUNG
I thought you got fucked every other day during this month?
JEONGGUK
well I did
JEONGGUK
but it was kinda boring 😔
TAEHYUNG
oh yeah?
TAEHYUNG
how so?
JEONGGUK
well they were really hot, not gonna lie
JEONGGUK
but the sex was kinda
JEONGGUK
bland?
JEONGGUK
I don't know how to explain
JEONGGUK
plus this one guy was so bad I couldn't even get hard
JEONGGUK
I had to picture you and stuff 😩
JEONGGUK
so annoying
TAEHYUNG
...
TAEHYUNG
Sometimes I wonder if you think before typing
JEONGGUK
not really
JEONGGUK
I just type 🤷🏻
TAEHYUNG
Trust me I'm not complaining
TAEHYUNG
even though it's not even TMI at this point
TAEHYUNG
do you even realize what what you just said implies?
JEONGGUK
uh, no?
JEONGGUK
wait let me read what I said again
JEONGGUK
oh
JEONGGUK
I still don't get it
TAEHYUNG
you just casually admitted I was the best sex you've ever had 🤩
JEONGGUK
I never said that!
TAEHYUNG
you pictured ME when this random guy fucked you
TAEHYUNG
if I wasn't the best sex you've had you would've pictured someone else, no?
JEONGGUK
you were just the first person that came to mind okay?
TAEHYUNG
you're really good at lying to yourself doll, but at lying to me?
TAEHYUNG
not so much
JEONGGUK
I'm not lying to anyone
JEONGGUK
you're being delusional
TAEHYUNG
oh yeah?
JEONGGUK
totally
JEONGGUK
I've had lots of sex, yknow? Assuming that you're the best just shows how big your ego is 🙄
TAEHYUNG
yeah, that or you're in denial
JEONGGUK
I'm not in denial!
TAEHYUNG
then who's your best sex?
JEONGGUK
I don't remember
TAEHYUNG
if it was your best sex you would remember
JEONGGUK
stop making up rules for everything 😔
TAEHYUNG
I wouldn't have to make up rules if you were honest with yourself, Jeon
TAEHYUNG
but you know what? I don't want to push you to admit it
TAEHYUNG
You'll realize soon enough 🥰
JEONGGUK
I'm telling you it doesn't have anything to do with wether you were good or not
JEONGGUK
this guy was just really bad
JEONGGUK
that's all
TAEHYUNG
mhm
TAEHYUNG
Maybe you should come over then
TAEHYUNG
let me fuck you like you deserve, yeah?
JEONGGUK
Oh 😳
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TWITTER CHAT
kingjoonie
HOSEOK
On a scale of one to ten, how likely do you think my chances of meeting my soulmate at a McDonald's are?
NAMJOON
3
HOSEOK
fuck
NAMJOON
are you having a crisis again?
HOSEOK
of course I am
HOSEOK
I've been single for so long 😭
HOSEOK
what if I never find love?
HOSEOK
I'm gonna die single
NAMJOON
I-
NAMJOON
why the heck wouldn't you find love?
NAMJOON
there are about 8 billion people on this Earth, Hoseok
NAMJOON
51,329,899 of them live in South Korea as of right now
NAMJOON
You're bi, so you have a lot of choice
NAMJOON
and no one said your soulmate was from South Korea either, which gives you even more choice
NAMJOON
plus let's face it
NAMJOON
you're hot, funny and easy going
NAMJOON
you have all the qualities that it takes to find someone
HOSEOK
Then whY hasn't it happened yet?
NAMJOON
maybe because you spend your day at home?
NAMJOON
unless you're looking for a cockroach soulmate that's not the best way to meet new people
HOSEOK
my house is clean, there are no cockroaches
HOSEOK
even in my house I'm all
alone 😭
NAMJOON
Jesus Christ
NAMJOON
stop crying and start going out
NAMJOON
the more activities you do the more people you'll meet
NAMJOON
and busy people are more attractive, they have plenty of things to say
NAMJOON
so get out of bed and take a walk
HOSEOK
I'm in my pajamas 😔
NAMJOON
at 11:00 am...?
HOSEOK
Saturday is usually my lazy day okay?
NAMJOON
sure it is
NAMJOON
well dress yourself and go out
HOSEOK
fiNE.
HOSEOK
...
HOSEOK
hey Joon?
NAMJOON
what?
HOSEOK
can you come with me?
HOSEOK
pretty please? 🥺👉👈
NAMJOON
why do you need me to take a walk?
HOSEOK
because I'll look dumb going outside all alone
HOSEOK
plus it will be boring if I have no one to talk to
HOSEOK
pleaseeeeeee
HOSEOK
since you're my favorite person 🥺
NAMJOON
okay, okay
NAMJOON
I'll come
HOSEOK
yay 🤩
HOSEOK
Wait let me dress myself up real quick
HOSEOK
we can go to the park and feed the ducks
HOSEOK
maybe one of them will fall hopelessly in love with me
NAMJOON
what am I getting myself into-
HOSEOK
a fantastic adventure
NAMJOON
sure 🤡
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— so we're climbing this mountain while listening to Lana Del Rey and my soulmate still hasn't appeared yet but at least we took cute selfies
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yoongay: didn't ask for a life story
> peachiichim: babe, don't be rude!
taesty: you two look adorable on this picture
peachiichim: I want to eat their cheeks
kookoonut: can you ask Namjoon to unbutton one more next time ?
jinniethepooh: this doesn't look like you're climbing a mountain
> hobisexual: shush, I'm trying to convey a message that I'm really sporty
Namjoon & Hobi are so underrated it makes me
sad 😔🖐
Stan all the members y'all
Visual kings 😩💅