CHARLIE'S APARTMENT
Charlie enters, takes a bag from a cupboard and starts to pack. She pauses and looks around, then shakes her head and continues packing. Her phone rings.
"Hey, Pete, sorry I left without telling you. No, I just wasn't... feeling well. It's a... lady thing. I will be in first thing. Got to go – cramps." Charlie Says
She looks at Star Wars figurines on a shelf. The head of the Darth Vader figurine is moving. Charlie hurries for the door. As she opens it, Dean slams it shut.
"It's all right. I'm not gonna hurt you." Dean Says
"Get away from me, you..."She picks up a plastic sword "Shapeshifter!" Charlie Says
"Look, we're not shapeshifters." Charlie slashes at Sam with the sword, breaking it. "Geez!" Sam Says
Elena takes the broken sword away from Charlie.
"Calm Down Red." Corinna Says
"We're Hunters okay, we're not leviathans!" Elena Says
"What?!" Charlie Says
"Look, we're not Leviathans, okay? You want us to prove it? You know what borax does to them?" Dean Says
"Yeah." Charlie Says
"Guys." Dean Says
Sam, Elena and Corinna holds out their hands and Dean pours borax over it, then pours some over his own hand. He holds his hand up to show Charlie.
"Huh? Your turn." He gives Charlie the borax and she splashes some over one hand. "Good." Dean Says
Then takes back the borax.
"Who the hell are you guys?" Charlie Asks
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Sam, Elena, Corinna and Dean are sitting in Charlie's living room.
"So you're saying, you guys are monster hunters. So, there are other monsters? Stop. Never mind. Just shh. Okay, I get how you tracked the drive – straight GPS – but it's still at the office. How did you find me?" Sam clears his throat and opens his laptop. He shows Charlie a video footage of herself. "Aw! Son of a gun jacked my webcam?!"
"Welcome to Frank." Dean Says
"It's creepy, but I'll give it to him. So you're telling me everything he had on his drive is true." Charlie Says
"That and more." Dean Says
"Wait. How long did it take you to crack into Frank's drive?" Corinna Asks
"A day or so." Charlie Says
"Hmm nice." Corinna Says
"Wait Is there anything you can't hack into?" Sam Asks
"Not yet." Charlie Says
"How about Dick Roman's e-mail?" Sam Asks
"Why would I... Oh. He's one of them." Charlie Says
"No. Uh, he's their leader." Elena Says
"So what's the end game – steal our resources, make us some slaves?" Charlie Asks
"Planet-wide value meal. We're the meat." Dean Says
"You can't be... serious. Okay. All right. Let's do this. What am I looking for?" Charlie Asks
She sits down at the table and opens her laptop. The desktop background is Arwen from The Lord of the Rings.
"Well, for starters, uh, anything about archaeological dig sites." Dean Says
"Like Indiana Jones stuff?" Charlie Asks
"All we know is that Dick has been digging all over the world, and we need to know what he's looking for." Dean Says
"You know, I was having a really good week. I met someone, downloaded the new Robyn album. Everything was coming up me. Oh, crap." Charlie Says
"Look, we get it sucks." Corinna Says
"No, not that. This. Dick's e-mail isn't on the company server. It's on a private one, in his office." Charlie Says
"Meaning?" Dean Says
"Can't get in it unless you have his phone or you're at his desk." Charlie Says
"So you're saying that if we're inside Dick's office, then we can hack into his e-mail?" Elena Asks
"You can't. Only someone like... But I sure as hell ain't doing it. I am doing my job and... What are the chances I see everything on that drive and Dick lets me live anyway?" Charlie Says
"I think you know." Sam Says
"So I erase the drive first, protect me and you. Then I go back to my old life, right? What?" Charlie Says
"It's not that easy. You're on Dick's radar, which means you don't have an old life anymore." Dean Says
"I'm gonna die. I should have taken that job at Google." Charlie Says
"Look, Charlie, it's okay if you can't do it. I mean, you didn't volunteer for this." Sam Says
"Totally. Exactly. But now I volunteer." Charlie Says
They all raise their eyebrows at her in shock.
"What?" Sam Says
"I got to go back in anyways to wipe Frank's drive. Might as well break into Dick's office, too." Charlie Says
"Are you sure?" Corinna Asks
"No. But these things are gonna eat everyone I know. What kind of douchebag stands by for that?However, I have never broken into anything in real life before, so... plan." Charlie Says
"You got a Bluetooth?" Dean Asks
"Yeah." Charlie Says
Dean, Elena, Corinna and Sam join Charlie at the table.
"Security system – can you get into that?" Dean Asks
"I can reroute any surveillance cameras we need." Charlie Says
"Sweet All right. Let's start with that." Dean Says
As Bobby is watching them.
"Um Do you have a key card to get in the building?" Elena Asks
"Uh, yeah. I can't duplicate it, but I can make a fake backing, so that..." Charlie Says
RICHARD ROMAN ENTERPRISES
A black van is parked outside, Dean joins Sam inside the van.
"How's it going?" Dean Asks
"Great, since she set all this up. Um, look."
He uses Charlie's laptop, with its Arwen desktop, to show Dean security footage. "See this? I can put each camera on a prerecorded loop. Once I do that, she'll have 15 minutes." Sam Says
"15 minutes ain't a lot of time." Dean Says
"No. She said if it took longer to hack his desktop, then she deserved to be eaten." Sam Says
"I like her." Dean Says
The security footage shows Charlie, Elena and Corinna standing outside the building.
"Look this is how far we can get you here." Elena Says
"Yeah it looks like your on your own red." Corinna Says
"Why can't you guys come in with me?" Charlie Asks
"Leviathans see us and...well we're dead." Elena Says
"Oh..." Charlie Says
"Don't worry you got this Charlie we have faith in you." Charlie Smiles At Them "Hey I saw in your apartment you had a hermione figure." Elena Says
"Yeah I'm a huge fan of Harry Potter, We're you guys fans growing up?" Charlie Says
"Yeah." Elena Says
"I mean the life we have it felt like we were living in the wizarding world everyday." Corinna Says
"Oh Right So if monsters exist...that must mean witches exist to right?" Charlie Asks
"Yeah we've had many encounters with witches considering I am one myself." Elena Says
"No Way! That's So cool." Charlie Says
"Thanks." Elena Says
"Are you one to?" Charlie Asks
"Nope I'm a human thankfully." Corinna Says
"So do you like say spells and practice black magic and stuff? Do you own a wand?!" Charlie Asks
"Yes, Yes and No we don't have wands." Elena Says
"Damn it, wands are so cool plus you would look really cool with one." Charlie Says
"Thank you Charlie." Elena Says
Corinna reads her phone, it's a text from Sam.
"Hey We gotta go alright, Good luck Charlie." Corinna Says
"Later." Elena Says She and Corinna walk away
"Okay...I got this, I got this." Charlie Says
Corinna and Elena enters the van, Sam and Dean looks at them.
"What we're you girls talking about that took forever?" Dean Asks
"Charlie geeked out because she knows Elena's a witch." Corinna Says
"You Told Her?" Sam Asks
"Hey She's a nice girl and a nerd plus I kinda like her." Elena Says
Corinna looks at the Screen, Dean notices.
"What?" Dean Says
"Looks like someone joined us on the trip." Corinna Says
"Wait. Is that... Son of a bitch." Dean Says
"What?" Sam Says
"Look at her bag." Dean Says
A close-up of Charlie's bag shows Dean's flask in a side pocket.
"Bobby. Wait. Y-you think he, uh –" Sam Says
"Hitched a ride after we told him to cool his jets? Yeah." Dean Says
"What the hell's he thinking?" Corinna Says
"He's not. So what do we do – call the whole thing off?" Elena Says
"We've only got one shot at this." Dean Says
Charlie is outside the building, looking nervous.
"I used to think maybe you loved me..." Charlie Says
"Charlie, it's Dean...Are you singing?" Dean Says
"I sing when I'm nervous. Don't judge me." Charlie Says
"Judgment-free zone. Listen, uh, check the side pocket in your bag." Dean Says
"Oh. Thank you." She takes a drink from the flask. "Mmm. Good idea." Charlie Says
"Yeah, no problem. Look, that's, uh, kind of a family heirloom. It's a good-luck charm, okay, so don't lose it." Dean Says
"Copy that. Okay. Let's do this." Charlie Says
But doesn't move.
"Uh, Charlie? Uh, Charlie?" Dean Says
"I'm having a hard time moving." Charlie Says
"You can do this." Elena Says
"Uh, I'm not – I'm not a spy. No, I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't." Charlie Says
Sam takes the phone from Dean. "Charlie, hey, it's Sam."
"I'm sorry, Sam. I'm sorry. I-I just –" Charlie Says
"It's okay. Uh, listen, w-who's your favorite "Harry Potter" character?" Sam Asks
Dean, Elena and Corinna looks at him.
"Uh, Hermione." Charlie Says
"Hermione. Well, uh, all right, did Hermione run when Sirius Black was in trouble or when Voldemort attacked Hogwarts?" Sam Says
"Seriously?" Dean Says
"Shut up." Corinna Says
"No, of course not." Charlie Says
"What did she do?" Sam Asks
"She kicked ass. She actually saves Harry in practically every book. And then she ends up with the wrong –" Charlie Rambles
lUh, stay on track. Okay, so she kicked ass, right? So, then, what are you gonna do?" Sam Says
"I'm gonna kick it in the ass." Charlie Says
"Good girl." Sam Says
"Oh, you go, dumble-dork." Dean Says
Charlie enters the building and walks past a security guard. Her picture comes up on the security guard's computer screen. She enters the elevator, swipes her pass and hits the button for level 4. In The Van The four hunters watch the security footage.
Charlie is in the elevator, They all watch the security footage. She gets off at level 4. Sam hits a button on the laptop so that the footage of the empty elevator will play on a loop.
The security guard in the foyer looks at security footage. The shot of the elevator flickers and he taps the screen. Charlie gets back into the elevator, takes the strip off her security pass, puts it onto another one pass she is wearing and hits the button for level 11. The security guard sits back, apparently happy with the footage. She rides up in the elevator.
"I'm in. I've always wanted to say that." Charlie Says
"You're on the clock. Move." Dean Says
Bobby is riding up in the elevator with Charlie. She gets off on the 11th floor and flattens herself behind a wall when she sees a Security Guard.
"Hey, there's a big-ass guard up here, blocking the door. What do I do?" Charlie Asks
"Just wait him out." Dean Says
The Security Guard sits down and starts reading a magazine.
"He's not going anywhere." Charlie Says
"Okay, uh, you work there every day. Do you know the guy?" Elena Asks
"I guess. I mean, I've seen him. I've never talked to him." Charlie Says
"Okay, when you've seen him, does he look at you, or does he just kind of slide his eyes by?" Dean Asks
"Um... eye contact? I don't know. He always kind of smiles a bit. I don't really –" Charlie Says
"Good. What you're gonna do is you're gonna walk right up to him, and you're gonna flirt your way past." Dean Says
"I can't. He's not my type." Charlie Says
"You're gonna have to play through that." Corinna Says
"As in he's not a girl." Charlie Says
"Oh, oh. Pretend he has boobs." Dean Says
"Worse." Charlie Says
"Well, I don't know—" Dean Says
"Um... Do you have any tattoos? Give him a little sneak peek there. All tattoos are sexy." Elena Says
"Mine is Princess Leia in a slave bikini straddling a 20-sided die." They All Look At Each-other "I was drunk. It was Comic-Con." Charlie Says
"We've all been there. Okay, I'm gonna walk you through this." Dean Says
Charlie takes a deep breath and walks into the room with the Security Guard.
"Start with a smile." Charlie pastes on a large, fixed smile. "Relax, Charlie. You just got home, and Scarlett Johansson's waiting for you." Dean Says
Charlie smiles more naturally and makes a pleased sound. The Security Guard stands up as Charlie approaches.
"Can I help you, miss?" He Asks
"Hey...Bill." She holds up her I.D. card "Charlie from I.T." She Says
"Oh. Burning the midnight oil, huh?" Bill Says
"Just like you – I mean, when you're not at the gym. What, do you work out with all your free time?" Charlie Says
"I try to get to the gym at least three days a week.
Just trying to get back to my fighting weight, you know?" Bill Says
"It shows. You look amazing." Dean Says
Sam, Elena and Corinna looks at Dean.
"It shows. You look amazing." Charlie Says
"This never happened..Do you ever do anything else with your free time, like take a girl out for a drink?" Dean Says
"You do anything else with your free time, like" Sam starts to laugh "take a girl out for a drink?" Charlie Says
"Stop laughing, Sammy" Dean Says
"Stop laughing, Sammy. Um...Y-you don't know that bar – Stop Laughing Sammy?" Corinna & Sam stifles their laughter with their hands. "That place is bringing sexy back. Which is easy..." Charlie Says
"Stop talking, Charlie!" Dean Says
"... 'cause they kept the receipt. Stop talking, Charlie. Right. So, um, y-you were saying about going out" She plays with her hair "drinks?" She Says
"Um... Yeah, yeah. That'd be great." Bill Says
"Cool. Pencil that in. Hey, can I ask you a favor? The ladies' room downstairs is nasty. Can I use the exec washroom to powder my nose?" Charlie Says
"Yeah, yeah. Why not? Um, it's right down the hall. It's the first door on the right." Bill Says
Charlie smiles and winks at Bill, After she walks away, He covers his mouth with his hand to check his breath. Charlie walks past the ladies' room.
"I feel dirty." Charlie Says
"You and me both, sister." Dean Says
"The eagle is landing. Going radio-silent." Charlie Says
"Let us know when you're out." Dean Says As Charlie is entering Dick Roman's office.
"So, guess we just wait?" Elena Says
"Yeah." Dean Says
Charlie puts on gloves and sits down at Dick Roman's desk. She plugs in a thumb drive and
runs a password generator.
"Your password is "winning" with two 1's? Ew!" Charlie Says
She starts to copy Dick Roman's files, BILL looks at his watch, then gets up. Charlie's file transfer is up to 20%. Inside The Van Sam and Elena is filling jars with Power Clean as Dean and Corinna watches the security footage.
Bill knocks on the door of the ladies' room as Bobby watches.
"Okay. Let's Yoda this." Bobby Says
Bill is in the hallway, The door to Dick's office closes and locks. Bill and Charlie both look towards the sound. Dean and Corinna watches the security footage.
Bill tries to open to the door to Dick Roman's office. Charlie's download is up to 65%. Bill uses his key to unlock the door. Her download is up to 70%.
He is about to leave the office when he notices Charlie's bag on Dick's desk. Bill walks to the desk as Charlie comes out of an adjoining room wiping her hands on her clothes.
"Hey, you!" Charlie Says
"What are you doing in here?" Bill Asks
"You said first door on the left, right?" Charlie Says
Charlie walks over to stand between Bill and the computer.
"No, I said first door on the right." Bill Says
"Oh! Silly me. I am always forgetting things. Do you know what else I forgot to do?" She picks up a pen from the desk. Her file download progress message, which is reflected in the window, reads 93%. "Give you my phone number." Charlie Says As She takes Bill hand to write the number on it.
"Uh, we really shouldn't be in here. Mr. Roman doesn't like people in his office." Bill Says
"I'm sure. Have you seen his bathroom?" Charlie Says
She puts the pen back on the desk. The file download message now reads 100%. She grabs her thumb drive from the computer.
"Got to go. Call me." Charlie Says
"Well, this is awesome." Sam and Elena is still filling jars with Power Clean. "You know what? New plan. From now on, we just stay in the van and send in the 90-pound girl." Dean Says
"She Volunteered Remember." Corinna Says
"Still she's new to this." Elena Says
"Look every chomper on earth knows our face. How many do you think are in that building? We wouldn't make it past the lobby." Sam Says
"Yeah, I know. Doesn't mean I got to be happy about sending in freaking Veronica Mars." Dean Says
"She'll be fine... or we'll go in." Elena Says
"And get as far as we can. Damn right." Dean Says
Charlie plugs the thumb drive into her computer and takes another drink from the flask. She starts to transfer the contents of the thumb drive to a WiFi I.P. address.
"Hey, guys." Charlie Says
"Hey." Dean Says
"Sending you all the flagged dig files now." Charlie Says
"Charlie, you are a genius!" Corinna Says
"I know. It's a problem." A door opens and Pete enters. "Damn it. Hey, Pete! Guess we're both on deadline, huh?"
"How's it going?" Pete Asks
"Good, good. I'll give you a full progress report in a few hours." Charlie Says
"Great. Hit that deadline, right?" He reaches out to squeeze Charlie's arm. "Well, holler if you need anything." Pete Says
"Hey, guys, you still there?" Charlie Asks
"Yeah. What the hell was that?" Dean Asks
"Oh, just my manager, the monster." Charlie Says
"Leave." Elena Says
"I can't. I got to act normal. I told him I was working. Let's just finish this."
She opens a number of Dick Roman's emails concerning a package leaving Iran and the suspension of the digs.
"Are you seeing this?" Charlie Says
"It looks like Dick stopped digging days ago." Sam Says
"Why?" Charlie Asks
"Guess he found what he was looking for. Can you check?" Dean Asks
"Way ahead of you. Looking at travel reports, expenses... Here we go. Something in his suitcase left Iran last week. Spent the last 72 hours in armored cars and private planes. Whatever it is, it's coming here for Dick tonight. So, w-what the hell is it?" Charlie Says
"I don't know. Whatever it is, he wants it bad, which means we got to grab it, end of story." Dean Says
"Well, it's landing at a private airport near here – crap – right about now. A courier's set to pick it up." Charlie Says
"Charlie What's the exact landing time?" Corinna Asks
"42 minutes. Can you make it?" Charlie Says
Sam looks at Richard Roman Enterprises and Downey Airport on an online map.
"We can try. Uh, all right, Charlie, one more favor, and then get the hell out of there." Dean Says
Meanwhile Downstairs in the lobby, Dick Roman is talking on his cell phone.
"Outstanding and you'll call as soon as the package is in hand?" Duck Says
AIRPORT
A Leviathan is waiting outside the cargo depot, He's watching two people exit the building.
"Absolutely. I'm here waiting. In fact, I've got time for a light snack." He Says
RICHARD ROMAN ENTERPRISES
Charlie removes the thumb drive from her computer. She gets up to leave, then gasps as Dick Roman is standing right in front of her.
"Hey, Charlie. I was hoping I'd find you here." Dick Days