You woke up early and left the house to go buy kits to dye Easter eggs, thinking it would be a fun idea to do with the slashers. Little did you know they all flipped shit when they woke up and couldn't find you.
"Guys I'm home!!" You announced as you walked in the house. And a bunch of angry stabby children ran at you complaining about you leaving. "Calm your tits, I just went to get some Easter stuff god. Do you guys want to help me decorate? " They all said yes or just stared at you. You had Freddy pull some Edward scissorshands shit and cut out eggs out of paper. Micheal put them up on the walls bc that man's tall ASF. You had Norman get the dye ready and Hannibal was on cooking duty (you told him that if he even dare trying cooking up some people you'd skin him and hang him from your flag pole) . Bubba,Jason and Brahms were the most excited for dying the eggs. And we even pissed off Chucky by putting him in a bunny costume ( he ended up cutting it off but it was adorable none the less)
Pennywise got in the mood( not that one you pervs) and got bunny balloons to place around the house. When the eggs were done nobody really knew what to do, until your smart ass suggested an egg hunt. Nobody was really on board with that until you made a deal. "PERSON WHO FINDS THE MOST EGGS GETS A KISS ON THE CHEEK FROM ME" And just like that they were off. It was absolutely hilarious watching these full grown men fight over eggs. You even watched Freddy kick Chucky a foot away. Which led into a full on brawl between the two as you and Tiffany just laughed your asses off "Why aren't you participating Tiff?" You ask. She turned around and looked at you and said "If I wanted to kiss you I would. " She said smirk growing ever so wide on her face.
" Besides this competition is quite ridiculous when I could do it by myself" she stated leaning forward and pecking you on the lips *Y/n exe has stopped working*
"HEY! DID ANYONE JUST SEE THAT?! TIFF JUST KISSED Y/N!" Ghostface yelled
Everyone stopped what they were doing to glare up at Tiffany seeing your incredibly flustered self laying on the floor before finishing the hunt.
The boys lined up and counted the eggs they had in their baskets " There's a total of 80 eggs, so if we add them all up that should equal eighty. "
"Nope it appears we only have 79 eggs". Hannibal said
They all eyed each other before dashing off in search of the final egg
Tiffany stopped them momentarily with a quick tell of " WHO EVER FINDS THIS EGG GETS TO KISS Y/N ON. THE. LIPS" and hopped down to go join the aggressive searching.
(I'm giving y'all options so you don't have to kith kith people you hate)
*Freddy wins*
"I FOUND IT BEAT THAT MOTHER FUCKERS " Freddy yelled holding the egg in the air like a trophy. He did a little victory dance before Walking up to you. " I found it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" he said aggressively wiggling his non-existent eyebrows. You took the egg from him fearing he'd break it being so rowdy
He grabbed your hips and pulled you down leaning forward giving a long lasting kiss . He needs chapstick.
Michael wins:
All of a sudden Michael stopped searching and speed walked towards you. " Is everything okay Michael?" You asked he held his hands out towards you. In his hands he delicately held a egg that you made specifically for him even going as far as to draw his Coveralls on them. You made them for everyone but it just so turned out that Michaels was the missing one, finding it slightly ironic you took the little baby Michael and put it in the container. It was then everyone caught on to what was happening and went inside. Michael grabbed your hand and pulled you away from the porch to hide away from prying eyes (Cough* Ghostface * Cough*) When he was sure he was out of view he gently pulled his mask up to reveal his lips. You giggled before making an attempt to kiss him. Man's built like the Eiffel tower " Michael your gonna need to bend down your too tall your a giant" instead of bending down Michael decided on picking you up and you wrapped your legs around his waist feeling your back press against a tree. You reached your hands up and cupped his face pulling him down and giving him a kiss Wich soon developed into a full on make out session.
Jason wins;
Jason held the egg up in the air and waved it around before running up to you. You listened to everyone sigh in defeat and return to their rooms even hearing Freddy talk about beating up Jason again and you laughed your ass off knowing that Jason kicked his ass. Jason held out the egg that you painted. You blushed as you looked at the egg, it was designed to look like wood with the words "Y/n & Jason" Carved inside of a heart. You took the egg from Jason and gently set it down in the packaging. You grabbed a chair and put it in front of Jason he looked confused until you stood on the chair. You reached up and wrapped your hands around his neck. "May I move your mask Jason?" You asked trying not to make him uncomfortable he hesitantly nodded and he moved your hands to the rim of the mask gently moving your hands to reveal his mouth
"So handsome. " You say wrapping your arms back around his neck and tip toeing to kiss him. This bitch is tall.
Norman wins:
Norman walked up to you and handed you the egg. On the egg was written" Bates motel" one you and him both participated in making. " I found it by th-the tree" he said quietly "It w-was in the knot-hole"
You nodded walking over to him. "I knew you'd find it ." You said. He bent down and gently pressed his lips to yours before pulling away quickly and apologizing "Don't be sorry Norman, you've done nothing wrong" you said quickly pulling him down before lip locking with him.
Ghostface wins:
(Billy and Stu)
In this case you recounted the eggs before realizing you counted wrong
"GUYS WE WE'RE WRONG TWO MORE EGGS" "wait we still get to kiss you if we find em right?" Stu asked
"Well yeah but you have to find em" it was at that exact moment where he and Billy pulled an egg out from behind their backs shocking everyone 'HELL YEAH' you thought and jumped off the porch and ran to them wasting no time in making out with both of them in the middle of the yard. (Yes it was necessary)
Pennywise; (I'm making this short as possible bc he makes me uncomfortable)
Penny held up the egg that you painted to look like a clown before teleporting behind you and swinging you around slightly startling you before he applied a big fat kiss to your mouth area. ( I'm sorry 😔)
Bubba wins:
You could hear bubba's excited squeals as he held up the egg and ran over to give it to you, happy to be given a kiss kiss ' precious boy,I will protect you with my life ' you thought as he made it up to the porch. He stood in front of you as you leaned forward and pressed your lips against his. His lips are so soft you pulled away after a minute and looked up seeing him completely red faced you giggled pressing another kiss to his lips.
Hannibal:
You didn't really want to kiss the man but hey why not. You watched him walk up to you set the egg down in the table and swoop your legs out from under you with the best kiss of your life shocking from a people eater. But hey people taste delicious.¯\(◉‿◉)/¯
Chucky:
"BEAT THAT BITCHES I FOUND THE EGG IN YOUR FAT FACE KRUEGER HAHAHAH" Chucky yelled evily, he made an attempt to run to you but he has short legs so he didn't get very far. You walked off the porch and picked him up he handed you the egg Wich you designed to match his current attire. (Good guy clothes)
You set the egg down in a carton and held him up to your face before indulging in a full on make out session with a doll.
TIFFANY ;
When she found the egg you watched her throw it at Chucky before running up to you and having a make out session with you on the porch.
Brahms:
When he found the egg he ran up to you and handed it to you an egg that you both made together a simple light green egg with pink hearts on it. A masterpiece if you may call it that
Brahms wasted no time in shoo-ing everyone away before taking off his mask and swooping you into his arms leaning you backwards to the point you feared he might drop you on the ground
Before gently pressing his lips to yours,Wich developed into making out he slowly backed you up so you were leaning against the wall off the house before disconnecting a string of drool connecting both of you
1611 words holy hell you guys