this chapter is going to be possibly the random-est chapter you'll read, considering I'm in need of some cheering up and all I have is my own humor
I'm really sorry for being a major downer, but I just feel really upset right now ugh
OK ENJOY THE CHAPTER
NO HOMO > LARRY AU
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louist91: hey curly I need some cheering up make me smile
louist91: here's the rules: you can't ask me why I'm upset
harrystyles: ALRIGHT LOUEH LETS GET THESE LAUGHS GOIN
harrystyles: first of all, let me start off by saying im listening to the spice girls
louist91: OH GOD THE SHAME
harrystyles: IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVA
louist91: YOU GOTTA GET WIT MY FRIENDS
harrystyles: MAKE IT LAST FOREVA
louist91: FRIENDSHIPS NEVER EEEND
harrystyles: IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVA
louist91: YOU HAVE GOT TO /GIVE/
harrystyles: TAKING IS TOO EASY
louist91: BUT THATS THE WAY IT ISS
harrystyles: SOOOOOOO...
louist91: TELL ME WHAT YA WANT
harrystyles: WHAT U RLLY RLLY WANT
louist91: ILL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT
harrystyles: WHAT I RLLY RLLY WANT
louist91: I WANNA
harrystyles: I WANNA
louist91: I WANNA
harrystyles: I WANNA
louist91: I WANNA REALLY REALLY REALLY WANNA
harrystyles: ZIGAZIG HA
louist91: THAT THROWBACK WOW
harrystyles: are you smiling yet
louist91: weeeell...
harrystyles: ma ma ma ma
louist91: what
harrystyles: ma ma ma ma
louist91: wait what
harrystyles: ma ma ma ma
louist91: what are u doing
harrystyles: ma ma ma ma
louist91: bro
harrystyles: I wanna hold em like they do in texas please
louist91: what
harrystyles: fold em, let em hit me, raise it baby, stay with me
louist91: wait wait wait
harrystyles: love game intuition play the cards with spades to start
louist91: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
harrystyles: and after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart
louist91: wait no harry
harrystyles: oh oh oh oh ohhhhh oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I got...
louist91: NO NO NO NO NO
harrystyles: CANT READ MY, CANT READ MY
harrystyles: NO HE CANT READ MY
louist91: POKER FACE
harrystyles: SHES GOT ME LIKE NOBODY
harrystyles: CANT READ MY, CANT READ MY
louist91: NO HE CANT READ MY
harrystyles: POKER FACE
louist91: P P P POKER FACE P P P POKER FACE
harrystyles: MA MA MA MA
louist91: P P P POKER FACE P P P POKER FACE
harrystyles: MA MA MA MA
louist91: WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THESE THROWBACKS
harrystyles: BUT YOURE LIKING THEM ARENT YOU
louist91: YEAH BUT W H Y
harrystyles: IM ON THIS MUSIC APP CALLED SONGZA
harrystyles: definitely recommend it bro (the author does too bros)
louist91: I'll get it lateeeeerrr
harrystyles: but are u happy yeeeett
louist91: ehhhh
harrystyles: time to bring out the big guns
louist91: ooooh
harrystyles: gather around children I think it's...
harrystyles: STORY TIME
louist91: YAAAASS
harrystyles: this story is about a little corgi named SASS in all caps
louist91: CORGI
harrystyles: and SASS was so ambitious and his life long dream was to be a bird
louist91: but he's a corgi
harrystyles: and everyone would be hatin on SASS and being little poops saying "u can't be a BIRD ur a corgi"
louist91: haters gon hate, SASS
harrystyles: but SASS never gave up and always planned ways he could be a bird
harrystyles: so SASS decided one day that he needed to know what birds did and how they lived so he went to go visit a bird
harrystyles: the bird that he went to go visit was named carl
louist91: love interest ????,?!!,?!!,,
harrystyles: and so SASS was like "carl teach me to bird"
harrystyles: but carl was very wise and was like "one does not simply bird" and that was the day that carl decided to help SASS reach his life long goal
louist91: YAY
harrystyles: so as time passed, carl taught SASS all kinds of bird things like how to squawk at his enemies and poop on EVERYTHING
louist91: you go SASS
harrystyles: and one day when carl was teaching SASS bird things, carl said "it is time to fly like bird"
louist91: OMG
harrystyles: but SASS was nervous but carl was like "SASS it is your time" and so SASS flapped his little corgi arms and closed his eyes
louist91: FLY FLY FLY
harrystyles: AND SUDDENLY SASS OPENED HIS EYES AND SAW THAT HE WAS IN THE AIR AND HE WSS LIKE OMG
louist91: YAAS
harrystyles: AND THEN CARL FLEW TO HIS SIDE AND SMILED AT HIM AND SASS AND CARL FLEW AWAY TOGETHER TO ANOTHER WORLD THE END
louist91: IM CRYING BRAVO
harrystyles: *bows down*
louist91: I knew that SASS could do it
louist91: that was so inspiring wow
louist91: if SASS the corgi can be a bird...
louist91: then I can too.
louist91: I will flap my arms and become a bird just like SASS the corgi
harrystyles: I leave for two minutes to get water and you're already plotting to be a bird
louist91: I'm fulfilling my dreams
louist91: fulfill your dreams, little harry
louist91: what are your dreams
harrystyles: eh nothing really big
louist91: no dream is too small hazza now teLL ME
harrystyles: if I tell you, it won't happen right? see, I can't tell you
louist91: TELL ME YOUR DREAM
harrystyles: NO I DONT WANT TO
louist91: FINE BE A BOOTY
louist91: NO ONE LIKES A BOOTY
harrystyles: I LIKE A BOOTY
louist91: YOU LIKE MY BOOTY
harrystyles: TRU
louist91: NO HOMO THO
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harrystyles: to be by your side. that's my dream...
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(didn't like this chapter either UGH)
AND HERE IS THE ENTRY INTO, NOT ONLY HUMOR, BUT FLUFF
FLUFFY LARRY CHAPTERS ARE NOW AHEAD, CONSIDERING HARRY NOW HAS A CRUSHY WUSHY ON LOUIS WOUIS
WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO
ANYWAYS THANKS FOR READING AND 20K READS ITS GR8 ILY ALL OF YOU BYEEEEEEEEE