Onceler x Hans

By V0rt3xV0id

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THIS WAS MADE AT 3:AM This is satire Why are you reading this More

Fight
Fight Pt:2
The end ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
Author's note
Part two maybeโ“โ“

Meeting

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By V0rt3xV0id

3rd person POV

Hans of the 7 isles was walking in the polluted forest when he heard a boy singing a song.
"Who is that?" Hans asked.
The man started running and soon he found a walking peanut.
"Who the fuck are you?" Hans asked.
"I'm the fucking Lorax bit-" the Lorax tried saying before Hans grabbed him by the moustache and yeeted him out of the fucking galaxy.
Hans continued running and soon he found a brobdinagian factory.
"Damn, this must be expensive." Hans said.
"Who the fuck are you?"A bean pole of a person said.
"*scoff* I'm Hans! How dare you not know me!" Hans yelled. "Who the FUCK are you?"
"I'm the fucking Onceler!" The Onceler yelled.
Hans climbed the very uneven stairs and looked at the 6'4" person.
"How tall are you?" The Onceler asked looking down ag Hans.
"I'm 5'6"." Hans said

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