Werewolf Bbb: "So what did you say to my pack...?"
The pack: (growling intensifies)
Vampire Fang: "I said, Vampires are WAY better night creatures and WAY more popular than werewolves because we evolved before you~"
Werewolf Bbb: (crossed arms) "Look, I don't know what's your problem but I'm sure it's hard to pronounce."
Vampire Fang: "Huh. Well you guys live in a forest without showering for 500 years, I'd give you a nasty look, but seems like you've already got one."
Werewolf Bbb: "Oh? Well proof from my sharp sensing. Your scent beat the trash field."
Vampire Fang: "Ish... You should know, I hate to come across a universe where you're funny."
Werewolf Bbb: "I see... Now you should know, when God made you, you must have been on the bottom of his to-do list."
Vampire Fang: "Tch. You seems to have a lot on your mind... A lot of bullshiz..."
Werewolf Bbb: "Heh. I'd actually spell it out for you, but that's assuming you know your ABC's."
Vampire Fang: (massage his face) "Okay. What did you want to be when you grew up? A pain the azz?"
Werewolf Bbb: (chuckle) "I must be hearing things. For a second thought you had a valid point. But you know, you should swallow your pride and tongue when you were at it."
Vampire Fang: (inhale)
Werewolf Bbb: "Loss of words? Or did I made you swallow your whole vocabularies?"
Vampire Fang: "You think you're so good!?---"
Werewolf Bbb: (B A R K S)
Vampire Fang: "AAAA---"