First things first - ART
Sidney Prescott <3
I do have Billy fanart and Stu fanart (separately sadly) but that's a story for another day😴😴
Anyways, to the actual headcanons —
Sidney Prescott
- she/her , is that meme where "I ain't gay, but I ain't exactly not gay👺"
- pets are her life but dad won't let her have one😕
- hardly cares about gender roles and dresses like a "boy"
- loves cheesy romantic shit
- cooks / bakes a lot
- is the planner of the group (most of the time)
- mom of the group, most definitely
- has a big collection of books stashed somewhere
- scared of bugs
- will destroy your bloodline if you make someone she thinks of as a friend or lover cry or sad
- actually enjoys fishing, also the ducks are cute
- takes cold showers 😭😭
- saved a baby kitty but gave it to Stu
-keeps most of her opinions to herself
- silently judges (Billy does it as well)
- outdoorsy and indoorsy person
- loves art, sucks at it though
- love languages are gifts and quality time (sometimes touch)
- ass sense of humor (sorry Sidney 😴)
- does the gay couch sit (please someone else explain it I shall not take up to 200 words to explain it)
Tatum Riley
- she/her but doesn't mind anything else , bisexual
- her mom and brother are supportive of LGBTQ+ (secretly obviously)
- adopted
- love languages are quality time and touch
- loves hugs with all of her hear
- had an emo phase for a hot second
- math isn't her strong suit (same 😢)
- she would have a nightcore phase ngl
- is a slut for sweets
- has had problems in the past with her body but now her confidence is high and she knows she's the shit
- still has her Barbie collection she had when she was a child
- favorite day is Wednesday. You'll see why in a bit
- no matter how she teases and gets annoyed by her older brother she loves him dearly
- has the bitchiest resting bitch face ever and the meanest fucking glare ever it actually scares people
- has no problems with expressing what she's feeling
- captain of debate committee
- won the spelling bee countless of times
- loves to flex
- an angelic singing voice but if she tries to dance she will fall and break her entire rib cage
Randy Meeks
- he/him , straight
- believes in kissing the homies goodnight 🙏
- tries to act all high and mighty
- had internalized homophobia for a good few minutes before his friend group came along and slapped him silly till he got it
- has a cat cause he's a fucking pussy👺
- spends most of his free time in his room
- "wanna talk about my movie theories on how Jason is actually a furry?" (Jk but he's the person to have so many weird and not possible theory's on movies it's sickening)
- the group never knew how he got in, he just kind of showed up one day
- used to say the f slur because soooo funny
- feminist all the way🤞🤞🤞
- he won't say it out loud but he used to play with GIRLS TOYS 🙀🙀🙀🙀
- no bitches 🥺❓⁉️⁉️‼️
- no idea what to do for him I'm so sorry
SHORT BONUS
Dewey Riley is trans, straight with he/him pronouns L <3