Catman: I don't understand the students here anymore
Whiplash: what happened?
Catman: I just found a kid reading "The Complete History of Pavement"
Catman: kid was absolutely absorbed into it as well
Whiplash: weird
Concrete: does the kid have a cement quirk?
Catman: nope pretty sure they have something with archery or healing or music
Grandma: hmmm we haven't had any students with healing quirks show for a few years so it's probably not healing
Hack: oooh drama
Hack: also wasn't this chat supposed to be used for planning?
Cockatoo: yeah but we usually plan in person anyway so this has just turned into a random chat
Hack: ok
Catman: though there has been a new villain appearing that I feel needs to be talked about
NASA: yeah the one who's helping the LOV
Nezu: yes we all must keep an eye out for them
Nezu: if they get into our system we are done for
~~💀Homiecide💀~~
Lock: *attached 2 photo(s)*
Hand Kink: this isn't good
Burnt Toast: yeah
Burnt Toast: Lock no more speaking or typing out their plans only show pictures
Lock: why?
Hand Kink: you said they have a guy with a lie detection quirk right?
Lock: mhm, I only got off cause I knew how to phrase my words
Mom: if they ever get too specific with questions you won't be able to get out
Hand Kink: you are an important part of our plan we can't loose you
Lock: alright
~~🔥hell🔥~~
Whiplash: he's right we have to tighten up our security
Motorized: what happens in here stays in here
Nezu: unless for meetings of course
Catman: yeah
Cockatoo: if anything happens all of our families and friends could be in harms way
Catman: Shimizu that goes for you as well
Catman: under no circumstances are you to tell anybody else
Catman: got it?
Nezu: Ms. Shimizu?
Die: Young Shimizu are you there?
Hack: yeah yeah I got it
Hack: I was just telling my friends I'll be late to dinner
Whiplash: it's the middle of the day?
Hack: yeah something came up with [REDACTED] and I'm either gonna be late or stay with her
Hack: wait shit wasn't supposed to put her name
Nezu: hmm
Hack: she's somebody I know I just don't want her to get hurt
Hack: if somebody ever got into my phone cause they kidnapped me or smth and found her idk what they'd do
Catman: alright
Catman: jumping off that I think lay off real names for a bit
Catman: we don't want anybody to possibly see this and cause somebody harm
Nezu: I agree but my screen name is my name
Hack: I got yu
*Hack has changed Nezu to Rat God*
Rat God: thank you?
Hack: no problemo
Catman: get off your phone you have a test
Hack: aye aye captain!
*Hack has disconnected*
Rat God: on that you all have classes
Rat God: teach!
*Everyone has disconnected*
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Hack: once upon a time
Whiplash: in a land far far away
Motorized: lived a lovely couple
Bulldozer: HELP WE STOLE A TREE??
Hack: I already sent stuff in the wrong chat now I'm just confused
Concrete: WE WERE GRABBING FOOD BEFORE PATROL AND ENDED UP AT A TREE PLACE
Concrete: AND THAN A TREE FELL ONTOP OF HIGARI
Bulldozer: SO I ENDED UP JUST TAKING IT AND WE RAN
Joker: HAHAHA THATS AMAZING
Hack: WHY DO YOU EXIST??
Joker: that's just mean
Hack: my friends tapped a knife to a roomba and than locked me in a room with it
Hack: this is nothing
Whiplash:...are you okay?
Hack: yeah I just didn't tell them I had a girlfriend
Hack: so than SOMEBODY THOUGHT "OH YES LETS LOCK HER IN A ROOM WITH A ROOMBA"
Hack: it was awful
Hack: I do not recommend
Joker: you have bad friends
Hack: and you make bad jokes but somebody tells you that do they?
Whiplash: omg Emi's started crying-
Hack: *omgs
Whiplash: ???
Hack: I'm back into my Greek/Roman/Norse/Egyptian mythology phase
Whiplash: alright
Rat God: it's 11:23 at night why are you bombarding the chat?
Hack: hehe 23:23
Bulldozer: WE ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A TREE
Concrete: HELP PLEASE
Hack: no I'm on "make sure nobody blows the kitchen up we're broke you problem children"
Hack: like c'mon there's only three of us that aren't 18+
Whiplash: I'm concerned for you
Rat God: I'm not dealing with this tonight
*Rat God has disconnected*
Concrete: WE STILL NEED HELP
Hack: OKAY GODS DAMNIT STOP YELLING ILL CUT FEEDS SO YOU CAN LEAVE WHEREVER YOU ARE AND GET BACK SAFELY
Bulldozer: thank you
Hack: finally somebody with respect let me me get my laptop and save your sorry asses
Whiplash: is this even legal?
Joker: two heroes stole a tree?
Hack: I think theft is more illegal then what I'm doing
Concrete: we didn't mean to
Concrete: it just kinda happened
Hack: [DELETED]
Hack: fuck wrong chat again
Hack: anyway cams are down for three minutes I recommend you start running
Bulldozer: Thank you!!!
Joker: what did she put that she than deleted?
Whiplash: "T COME GET YOUR BOYFRIEND HES TRYING TO DESTROY MY COMPUTER AGAIN"
Hack: damnit
Joker: who's T? And who's his boyfriend? Do they go to UA? Have we met them?
Hack: 1. Not telling. 2. Ten. 3. T went a few years ago Ten never went to school I think. 4. No
Whiplash: didn't you say you knew Toya Todoroki?
Hack: yeah and?
Joker: so much attitude in such a short sentence
Whiplash: oh nothing
Whiplash: anyway I must go have fun
*Whiplash has disconnected*
Joker: I better go too
*Joker has disconnected*
*everyone has disconnected*
(A/N: Sorry for not updating life is tiring so ima give myself every other week as a posting schedule cause it takes a while to come up with moderately funny ideas and I've been lacking lately. So yeah expect chapters to be longer apart I'll try and stock up on chapters so it's not a rush to get done)