Chopstick Disorder

Sargent Chicken had always been a good lion. He would roll up in his whip and shout "ATEEEENNNTION!" Except this time it was different, he had rolled up only to say that he was dying of a chop stick disorder. All the grass had jumped up and ate snowballs. Sargent chicken felt like a eating some KFC that day. And that's what he did. He order a ten piece nugget with a side of jolly ranchers for his pet barnacle. Chicken had started to feel like he lived in Egypt because he was eating a Chinese delicacy. His pet barnacle even had said that he was as orange as a blueberry. Oh man is that serious. Sargent chicken finished his nuggets and decided he'd go and lick sand. Turns out, he loved it so much that he couldn't stop eating snickers bars. Well then the barnacle had snagged some classic Italian egg rolls for Sargent Chicken. He handed him some chopsticks for the Mexican tradition. Right then and there Sargent Chicken choked on eating the chop sticks and died right then and there.