i wouldn't make a texting book but let's try a texting chapter
harry's got more interesting names for people in his contacts but i figured that might be confusing so just be smart and figure out who's talking by their initial
ok i did make a texting book
its finished
in honour of that, let's publish this chapter too
go check out the book
pending | drarry - dracosfirstwife
~Harry's POV
A while back, I got Hermione to get me another muggle iPhone.
I'd given it to Draco so that when we weren't together we could communicate quickly. It was much easier and much faster than owl mail.
Then, because Hermione is a genius, managed to convert my wizard money into muggle money and buy a bunch more and give one to everyone in our group. Together, we both taught everyone how to use them.
Emojis were a shock to a majority of my pureblood fools.
During the holiday, at every moment possible, I'd texted my boyfriend, best friends and group chat. It was much more entertaining than staring at the ceiling in the dark and wallowing in my own misery.
Sometimes I would get into the episodes where I would sit and stare at my ceiling in the dark. I'd be too mentally drained to move, let alone pick up my phone and actually text.
It was usually after Vernon did that or just took his beatings too far and not only physically draining me, but mentally too.
However that wasn't the case right now.
Not yet.
my ferret <3
Scarhead
ferret
Why don't you use capital letters?
it's too extra for typing
i have them automatically turned off
I see. How do I turn them off then?
settings, general, keyboard, auto-caps off
you're finally smart
ive always been smart u prick
it appears that ginger is typing
stop calling him ginger
that's my thing
suck it up scarhead
talk on the group chat
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r: merry christmas idiots
l: that's not very polite Ronald
r: luna shush
g: don't be rude to my girlfriend
h: "my"
h: that's so cute
b: hermione's jealous cause pansy would never
p: blaise if you don't shut ur ugly face
b: is it cuz im black
h: whoa there no need to get political
b: so it is cuz im black
b: i expected better from you guys
n: it's not cuz ur black
n: right guys?
b: yeah yeah 🙄
b: always nice to know you've got my black
b: back*
d: i see what you did there blaise
b: its nice to be appreciated
p: no one appreciates you blaise
b: cuz im black
r: i appreciate you hottie
b: love u redhead
r: love u too brunet
m: hi racists
b: see golden boy thinks you're all racists too
m: i thought we agreed on not calling me golden boy
b: well if i'm being racially attacked you can be called golden boy
d: leave my bf alone
h: "my"
h: TOO CUTE
r: nurse she's out again
p: don't insult my love
h: MY LOVE
h: on my knees for you
m: HERMIONE
p: not in front of our baby
r: yeah guys not in front of the child
m: i am not a baby
g: hermione takes care of you like a mother
m: imagine having a mother
n: imagine having a sane mother
p: imagine having a healthy relationship with your mother
b: imagine being loved by your mother
d: oh
r: oh
l: oh
g: oh
h: oh
m: guys laugh
d: r u guys ok
b: not u acting like u don't have issues either
d: well not mummy issues
p: daddy issues
m: go ahead and cry little girl
h: nobody does it like you do
l: what?
m: muggle music
h: u guys wouldn't get it 🙄🙄🙄
r: still can't get over the fact that hermione uses emojis
h: i've become less overbearing this year leave me alone
r: no
h: who does your homework
r: hermione is not overbearing i love her she's amazing hermione for life
p: back off
b: r u cheating on me
b: cuz im black
r: hermione this is all ur fault
m: his grades after this 📉
g: HAHAH FR
n: not u acting like ur smart
m: NEVILLE?!
m: UR SUPPOSED TO BE THE NICE ONE
r: isn't it
d: it's ok we've still got luna
g: don't be rude to my wife
l: wife?!
g: girlfriend*
l: ginny will you marry me?
m: WAIT WHAT
g: absolutely
m: always thought it'd be the other way round
p: same
r: did i just get a sister-in-law
r: i'm telling mum
g: congrats r in order
g: come round to mine for a celebration
g: we will live up to the gc name
m: i think alcohol is ur second wife
g: i would never do that to luna
l: she's lying. im her second wife.
n: alcohol came first
m: that's what she said
h: harry shut up
h: bed time
r: mama mione
m: imagine having a mum
h: harry shut up
m: that's not very polite is it
m: oh wait i actually have to go
d: bye scarhead
r: bye blind boy
h: bye son
p: bye son
b: bye brother in law bc ur my best friends hubby
d: shh not yet
m: ha u wish blondie. not ever
d: sadness
b: my one word poet best friend guys
m: fr gtg now
l: goodbye harry
g: bye seeker
n: bye gay awakening
r: i'm never gonna get over that bro
"BOY!"
caretaker 🙏🙏
stay safe bae
don't get hurt
i love you
harry?
harry?
harry?
oh shit let's not get ur phone caught
if u don't reply in 2hrs im sending the weasleys
and their flying car
even if they're on holiday
love you
say it back
it's been 2hrs bae
where r u
pls don't be dead
r u dead
did ur phone die
it's been a day harry
my ferret <3
r u ok
hermione said u weren't replying
do i need to kidnap u
are you okay
did they hurt you
if you don't reply
by tomorrow night
im getting my mum to apparate to ur house
where do u live
please reply by tonight
love u
caretaker 🙏🙏
harry i'm scared
are you okay
please reply
i love you
don't be dead
genuinely
you mean the world to me
oh my god
did you kill yourself
did he kill you
please reply
ginger 🍊
hey harry
we're coming home early
last two days of holiday we'll be home
do you wanna come stay
i know the week just started but
just asking in advance
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r: has harry replied to any of u
d: no
r: i texted him asking if he wants to stay at ours
h: he's not replied since the other day
l: he might be in one of his episodes
l: where he doesn't reply for a while
h: true
d: hope so
n: is there something else?
h: no just worried
d: ^^^
draco - hermione
i'm worried about harry
as am i
yk ab his home life right?
yeah
do u think something happened
maybe his uncle got drunk celebrating
maybe
he'll be okay draco
how do u know that
he always is
angsty texting chapter
that was fun to write
but the gc took forever bro
struggling