my best friend's wedding
( the day: of bad heads & weird feelings )
astrology n fast cars 💯😮💨🙏🏼
[ 5 participants ]
VENUS
someone pls come and get this
man out of my room it is wayyy
too early to deal with his shit
VENUS
JUPITER
too busy being dead, sorry x
JUPITER
i'm not feeling big or clever today
JUPITER
VENUS
omg twins
VENUS
JUPITER
you forced me into this mess
VENUS
i did no such thing !!!
VENUS
u were the one crying
for tequila shots
LANDO
is this picture day or something
JUPITER
what if it is 🤨
JUPITER
ven, i've decided i hate u.
CALLISTO
join the club
VENUS
it's not a club if it only
has one member
CALLISTO
it doesnt have one member
CALLISTO
lando's also in it
VENUS
lando tell him ur not in
his stupid club
LANDO
can u not do this in ur
separate family gc???
LANDO
i dont need to be woken up at the
arse crack of dawn bc of ur texts
CALLISTO
see!!! he wants to be in my
stupid club
LANDO
i'd rather die
CALLISTO
MAX
what the hell is going on
VENUS
u did not just say wth...
MAX
whats wrong with that
VENUS
america is wrong with that
MAX
what is with ur sudden
hate for america
LANDO
i believe it starts with 'v'
and ends with 't'
VENUS
yeah it's vkill yourselft
LANDO
hilarious 😐
MAX
it's 11am ffs can u two not
go a day without arguing?
JUPITER
how long have u known them pls
CALLISTO
they argued before they
even met in person
MAX
omg !!! i forgot about the
infamous facetime
VENUS
in my defence, lando started it
LANDO
u asked what time i was
auditioning for the hobbit
VENUS
1. u were 2cm tall
VENUS
2. u told me i had a big forehead
LANDO
u DO have a big forehead
VENUS
JUPITER
how old were we?
LANDO
12
CALLISTO
that was a rlly quick response 👀
VENUS
ofc it was a fast response
VENUS
it was the day his life changed
for the better, meeting me
MAX
actually, he only knows we were 12
bc he used to fancy jupiter and thats
how we all ended up on ft
JUPITER
WHAT !!!!
JUPITER
I DIDNT KNOW THIS
CALLISTO
UR LYING 😭😭😭
LANDO
thanks max 😐
MAX
no joke
MAX
that's why he was getting so heated
with venny bc he was trying to flirt
with jupiter and venny was making
him look bad lmaooo
LANDO
stop !!!! telling them !!!! things !!!!
MAX
don't be embarrassed
MAX
it was literally years ago
CALLISTO
or is he embarrassed bc he still
fancies my little sister 🤔
JUPITER
leave him alone LMAOO
LANDO
i'm surprised venus hasn't
chimed in yet
VENUS
yeah sorry
VENUS
i fell asleep
CALLISTO
u fell asleep standing up in
the kitchen???
VENUS
yes
CALLISTO
with ur eyes open?
VENUS
yes
VENUS
now stop talking in here, the
notifs are giving me a headache
MAX
are you okay?
VENUS
i'm fine
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VENUSBANE besties engagement party ln
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CALLISTOBANE pretty sista!
↳ VENUSBANE thank u brotha!
USER1 omg!!! so stunning!!
JUPITERBANE give me ur face pls
↳ VENUSBANE u technically have my face
↳ JUPITERBANE we're fraternal twins...
↳ VENUSBANE but twins no less
USER2 gorj pics <3
USER3 dude i'm so sad max is engaged
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MAXFEWTRELL thank u for coming last night 🥰 love u forever venny x
↳ VENUSBANE ❤️
LANDONORRIS cool 👍🏼
↳ VENUSBANE cool 👍🏼
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VENUSFLYTRAP have u ever heard some info and just think fuuuuuck that hurt and it shocked u bc that shouldn't have hurt at all??? no?? just me?? okay :)
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GASGIANT are u okay
↳ VENUSFLYTRAP dw about me
BIGMOON3 be less cryptic pls, i don't understand
↳ VENUSFLYTRAP i genuinely cannot tell if
ur being sarcastic or not
KACHOW that's a very shiny forehead
↳ VENUSFLYTRAP stop talking about my
forehead so much :(((
GLUTEUSMAXIMUS what happened?
↳ VENUSFLYTRAP nothing it's okie xxx