CHARACTERS
Damon Charles swan
"I will always choose you."
"When People See Good, They Expect Good. And I Don't Want To Have To Live Up To Anyone's Expectations."
"Oh believe me angel I'm not gonna go easy on you."
"Jokes on you I don't know what that means."
"I'm Damon fucking swan and I'm a sex addict."
Hardin jj swan
"I'm a gay boy who likes ass leave me alone."
"Whoever he's pissed off I've pissed off. It's a twin thing."
"Emmet, give me my book."
"Whenever You Go Too Far, I Will Be There To Pull You Back. Every Second, Every Day, 'Til You Don't Need Me.."
"I'm Hardin fucking swan, and I'm a book addict."
Rosalie hale
"When anybody tells me I can't do something, I prove them wrong."
"My gift to you is my presence."
"I would've saved you, in a heartbeat, no questions asked."
"I owe Damon a new kitchen table."
"The things you do to me Damon swan."
Emmet Cullen
"Me and him are bad? You two don't stop touching eachother, ever!"
"No one messes with my lover."
"Those little shits stole my Xbox!"
"Does your dad have super sperm? because your whole family's hot?"
"Come on my little book addict. Come give me some love!"
Isabella 'bella' swan
"There needs to be some ground rules. Rule one no fucking on the kitchen table!"
"I can't believe you took too vampires to a strip club."
"I love Edward I do. But you two, my big brothers your my soulmates."
"Your the best big brothers in the world. Can I have my food back now?"
"My name's Bella fucking swan and I'm a food addict."
Charlie swan
"My sweet boys."
"Oh them three, yeah there all mine. They fight like dogs and cats but well I've seen first hand what they'd do for eachother."
"You don't throw the first punch, you throw the last."
"Did you knock him out?"
Edward Cullen
"I have to block myself of from your thoughts."
"I used to love being able to read thoughts. Then Rose met damon and now I want to die."
"Damon and Hardin Swan may be human but I've seen what they will do for there sister first hand. Don't underestimate them."
"I buy them things because then they might like me and let us close this door."
Jasper hale
"I brought just dance!"
"You know I can feel emotions right?"
"Stop. Staring. At. My sister's ass."
"You say that but it's not true, and don't give me that look, we may have just met but I know you crave the love you see in movies Damon."
"You smell like sex."
Alice Cullen
"Rosalie has a thing for biker boys."
"You've helped my husband feel human again."
"I just need a second where I'm not being asked to look at lottery numbers!"
"Don't you dare fuck on our countertops."
Carlisle and Esme Cullen
"No Damon I don't keep my patients kidneys in the basement."
"Get away from that stove."
The rest of the cast is the same as the movie's.