Nanbaka Shenanigans and Chaos

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Just random chats, shenanigans and chaos involving Nanbaka characters! Mostly just random chaos chats with t... Mer

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~Ten: Inori Doesn't Like ABBA?!~
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~Thirteen: Jellyfish & Polos~
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~Fifteen: Nico & Kokoriki Have Some Bonding Time~
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I finally added Noriko!!
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Group Chat: 🔮🖤Fuck Our Lives🖤🔮
Friday
12:00A.M.

Kokoriki is online
Rokuriki is online
Youriki is online
Houdzuki is online
Samon is online
Inori is online
Enki is online
Ruka is online
Liang is online
Upa is online
Qi is online

|Houdzuki
> Samon, can I add Noriko?

|Samon
> Sure

|Houdzuki
> Thanks 💜

|Samon
> No Problem

|Kokoriki
> Why does Houdzuki have to be so wholesome and precious?!?!

Houdzuki added Noriko to the chat

|Noriko
> Hello

|Samon
> Hi Noriko!

|Noriko
> Hello Samon!
> Also, how are you Houdzuki?

|Houdzuki
> I'm good. How are you Noriko?

|Noriko
> I'm fine thank you Houdzuki! 💖

|Houdzuki
> 💖

|Kokoriki
> They're both so wholesome!!!

|Rokuriki
> Calm down Ko

Ruka changed Kokoriki's name to '🌸Kokoriki🌸'

|Ruka
> That's better!

🌸Kokoriki🌸 changed Ruka's name to
'🌊Ruka🌊'

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> 💙

|🌊Ruka🌊
> 💖💕💘

|Rokuriki
> Once again. Gay

|Youriki
> Why must you always say that when this happens?

|Rokuriki
> Cause I can, that's why!!

Samon added Hajime to the chat

Samon changed Hajime's names to 'Hajime💚'

|Samon
> There!

|Hajime💚
> Samon, why do you keep dragging me into group chats with your building in it?!

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> So you can suffer 💕

|Hajime💚
> Do you want to start?

|Youriki
> .....

|Samon
> Wait. What just broke?

|Rokuriki
> Ummmmm...
> SHIT!!!

|Samon
> Rokuriki Daisen, explain. NOW!!

|Rokuriki
> I may have accidentally broken a window...

|Samon
> That's it!
> You're banned from playing football for 3 weeks!!

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> That's just torture for Rokuriki...
>

He had to go a week without playing football cause he injured himself and he actually hated it


|Youriki
> Serves him right for playing football like that...

🌸Kokoriki🌸 changed Youriki's name to '❄Youriki❄'

|❄Youriki❄
> Why the snowflakes?

|🌊Ruka🌊
> Because why not!

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> Exactly!!

|Noriko
> Are the chats usually like this?

|Houdzuki
> Yes... Although they're worse at 3 in the morning...

|Noriko
> Why?

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> CrAcKhEaD hOuRs!!!

|Noriko
> Okay then... But why?

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> Why does anyone do anything? Sheer Absolute BOREDOM

|Noriko
> Okay...

|❄Youriki❄
> Stop quoting Hazbin Hotel!!

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> NEVER!!

|❄Youriki❄
> sigh...
> I give up with you, I really do

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> You love me really

|❄Youriki❄
> 🧡

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> 🧡

|Samon
> Where's Rokuriki? He suddenly went silent and he hasn't replied for a while

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> Oi @ Rokuriki
> Get your ass on here now you god damn gardening tool!!

|Hajime💚
> 'Gardening tool?'

|Rokuriki
> What?!

|❄Youriki❄
> Alright, what's wrong?

|Rokuriki
> What? Nothing's wrong!

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> You don't just stop replying to messages for no reason. So, what's wrong?

|Rokuriki
> I'll PM you

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> OK!!

Rokuriki logged off
🌸Kokoriki🌸 logged off

|❄Youriki❄
> I don't like what I'm thinking...

|Samon
> Why?

|❄Youriki❄
> It'd be best to hear it from Ro when he's ready to tell you

~oOo~
45 Minutes Later

Group Chat: 🔮🖤Fuck Our Lives🖤🔮

Rokuriki logged on
🌸Kokoriki🌸 logged on

|❄Youriki❄
> Is your problem sorted now Ro?

|Rokuriki
> Yeah. Ko helped me with it

|Samon
> Where are the two of you?

|Rokuriki
> One of Nanba's cafés...

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> How much coffee is too much coffee?

|❄Youriki❄
> How much coffee have you had today?

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> .....
> Well I had about 5 this morning...
> And I just ordered my 7th cup in the cafè...

|🌊Ruka🌊
> You've had 12 cups of coffee?!

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> ....
> Maybe...

|🌊Ruka🌊
> Okay, no more coffee today for you!!

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> But...!!

|🌊Ruka🌊
> No but's! That's enough coffee for you today and that's final!

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> .....Fine

|❄Youriki❄
> Ko, please limit yourself with how much coffee you drink in a day!!

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> No
> Absolutely not
> Never
> Not a chance
> You can forget it!

|❄Youriki❄
> sigh
> I actually give up with life at this point
> Is it too late to commit self deletion?...

|Noriko
> Should I be concerned?

|Houdzuki
> I'm always concerned about the sanity of those 3..

|Samon
> I'm rethinking all of my life choices up until this point

|Hajime💚
> Excuse me?!

|Samon
> Okay... Maybe not all of my life choices but most of them...

|Noriko
> Samon, are you okay?

|Samon
> ...no

|🌊Ruka🌊
> Samon, are you going to cry?

|Samon
> Maybe...

|Enki
> Do you need a hug Samon?

|Samon
> Yes...
> I'm coming to you now

|Enki
> Okay, I'll be waiting

Samon is offline
Enki is offline

|❄Youriki❄
> When is it too late to commit self murder?

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> You're not doing that Youriki!!!
> What are me and Ro supposed to do without you?!?!

|❄Youriki❄
> Good point
>Also someone needs to make sure Ruka stays in check

|🌊Ruka🌊
> Excuse me?!

|Rokuriki
> Youriki, would you stop threatening Ruka all the time?

|🌊Ruka🌊
> Thank you

|❄Youriki❄
> Fine

🌊Ruka🌊 changed Rokuriki's name to
'💙🥀Rokuriki🥀💙'

|💙🥀Rokuriki🥀💙
> Why the hearts?

|🌊Ruka🌊
> Why not?

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> •°•°•°•✨💖💙💜💕✨•°•°•°•

|💙🥀Rokuriki🥀💙
> Who was that even aimed at?

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> You and Ruka

|❄Youriki❄
> ...

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> •°•°•°•✨🎆💖💙💜💕🎆✨•°•°•°•

|❄Youriki❄
> You have an emoji obsession

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> 🦄🥀🔮Yep🔮🥀🦄

|🌊Ruka🌊
> 💙🏳️‍🌈🌸🏳️‍🌈💙

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> 💕🏳️‍🌈🌊🏳️‍🌈💕

|💙🥀Rokuriki🥀💙
> This is so ~🏳️‍🌈Gay🏳️‍🌈~

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> ...

|💙🥀Rokuriki🥀💙
> I know, I know! You don't need to say it

|Noriko
> I- okay...

|Houdzuki
> Don't question it

🌸Kokoriki🌸 changed Noriko's name to '♕🌺Wholesome Big Sis🌺♕'

🌸Kokoriki🌸 changed Houdzuki's name to '🌼🦋Precious Child🦋🌼'

|🌼🦋Precious Child🦋🌼
> ???

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> What?
> You're the youngest out of us guards, and you're literally the only innocent one out of us guards in building 5

|🌼🦋Precious Child🦋🌼
> Okay...

|♕🌺Wholesome Big Sis🌺♕
> I don't get mine...

|🌊Ruka🌊
> Don't question it Noriko

|♕🌺Wholesome Big Sis🌺♕
> Okay...

|🌼🦋Precious Child🦋🌼
> Can we add Hitoshi and Seitarou?!

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> I don't see why we can't

🌼🦋Precious Child🦋🌼 added Hitoshi and Seitarou to the chat

|Hitoshi
> Hi!!!

|Seitarou
> Hi everyone!

|🌊Ruka🌊
> .....

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> Ruka, don't even think about it!!

|🌊Ruka🌊
> Darn...

🌸Kokoriki🌸 changed Hitoshi's name to '💐🦋Innocent Bean🦋💐'

🌸Kokoriki🌸 changed Seitarou's name to '🌷🦋Innocent Bean 2🦋🌷'

|Hajime💚
> I'm starting to think you might have an obsession with the flower emoji's...

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> So what if I do Hajime?!?!

|Hajime💚
> Why is Building 5 so chaotic?...

|Liang
> Actually, it's just Rokuriki and Kokoriki..

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> Liang!!!
> So you finally stopped ghosting the chat?!

|Liang
> Sorry.. Me, Upa and Qi were playing Mahjong

|Upa
> And we were also checking the chat as well...

|Qi
> I was just stalking to see the drama unfold...

|🌊Ruka🌊
> Well, I guess we can say Qi likes it when he gets to see some tea being spilt..

|Qi
> Possibly...

|Upa
> Qi, you're actually a piece of trash...

🌊Ruka🌊 changed Qi's name to
'🍵SpillTheTea🍵'

|🍵SpillTheTea🍵
> I'm not even mad...

🌊Ruka🌊 changed Upa's name to
'🌵Upa🌵'

|🌵Upa🌵
> Thank you for adding the cactus emoji

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> Well, you love your cactus'...

🌊Ruka🌊 changed Liang's name to
'🍑Liang🍑'

Hajime💚 changed Samon's name to 'Samon❤'

|Hajime💚
> Alright, I'm logging off..
> See ya later Hitoshi

|💐🦋Innocent Bean🦋💐
> Bye Big Brother!!

Hajime💚 has logged off

🌸Kokoriki🌸 changed Inori's name to 'Dead👻⚰'

|Dead👻⚰
> Why did you change my name to this?

|🌊Ruka🌊
> Cause you kept stalking the chat and didn't respond!!

🌊Ruka🌊 changed Enki's name to
'🕸Enki🕸'

|Dead👻⚰
> Have you considered the fact that maybe I just wanted to see the chaos unfolding

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> I ain't buying that excuse for one minute Inori

|Dead👻⚰
> I tried...

|🌊Ruka🌊
> Well stop

|Dead👻⚰
> Stop what? Trying?!

|🌊Ruka🌊
> Yes!! Stop trying!!

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> Riddle Time!!!

|❄Youriki❄
> No!

|💙🥀Rokuriki🥀💙
> Why not?!

|🌊Ruka🌊
> Just let Ko ask the riddle!!

|❄Youriki❄
> Is it the one with the river again?

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> Yes! Now shush!

|Dead👻⚰
> What's the riddle?

|🌸Kokoriki🌸:
> There's a river, you have to take a fox, a chicken and a bag of grain across the river.
> There's a boat with enough room for you and one other thing to go across the river at a time.
> However, you can't leave the fox alone with the chicken and you can't leave the chicken alone with the grain. How do you get all three across the river?

|Dead👻⚰
> What kind of fucking riddle is that?!

|❄Youriki❄
> We're not doing this!!

|💙🥀Rokuriki🥀💙
> Why not?

|❄Youriki❄
> Because we're not!!

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> Buzzkill...

|💙🥀Rokuriki🥀💙
> I've been here for a million years
Through the joy, through the tears
But when I am gone this will go on
And the circle starts again...

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> I watched the mountains rise from dust
Saw the gold return to rust
I had cried when the oceans died
And the circle starts again...

|💙🥀Rokuriki🥀💙
> I was here when the world began to turn
Kissed the sun as it started to burn
The whispering at the reckoning said
"The circle starts again"

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> The moon was rising from above
I caught her eye and thought it was love
But she turned her back, the sky went black
And the circle starts again...

|💙🥀Rokuriki🥀💙
> I danced through castles made from stone
Walked the desert sands alone
In the midnight hour you feel the power
And the circle starts again...

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> Now the question falls to you, my friend
No beginning has no end
Will we ever learn, will the world still turn
Will the circle start again?

|❄Youriki❄
> No. We're not doing this!!

|💙🥀Rokuriki🥀💙
> If I had to
I would put myself right beside you
So let me ask, would you like that?
Would you like that?

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> And I don't mind
If you say this love is the last time
So now I'll ask, do you like that?
Do you like that? No!

|💙🥀Rokuriki🥀💙
> Something's getting in the way
Something's just about to break
I will try to find my place
In the diary of Jane
So tell me how it should be

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> Try to find out
What makes you tick, as I lie down
Sore and sick, do you like that?
Do you like that?

|💙🥀Rokuriki🥀💙
> There's a fine line
Between love and hate and I don't mind
Just let me say that I like that
I like that

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> Something's getting in the way
Something's just about to break
I will try to find my place
In the diary of Jane

|💙🥀Rokuriki🥀💙
> As I burn another page
As I look the other way
I still try to find my place
In the diary of Jane
So tell me how it should be

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> Desperate I will crawl
Waiting for so long, no love
There's no love
Die for anyone
What have I become?

|💙🥀Rokuriki🥀💙
> Something's getting in the way
Something's just about to break
I will try to find my place
In the diary of Jane

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> As I burn another page
As I look the other way
I still try to find my place
In the diary of Jane

|❄Youriki❄
> I just said we're not doing this!!

|♕🌺Wholesome Big Sis🌺♕
> Shouldn't everyone be going to sleep?

|🌊Ruka🌊
> Why?

|♕🌺Wholesome Big Sis🌺♕
> Please go to sleep

|🌊Ruka🌊
> Okay

🌊Ruka🌊 is offline

|🌸Kokoriki🌸
> Night!!

🌸Kokoriki🌸 is offline
🌵Upa🌵 is offline
🍑Liang🍑 is offline
🍵SpillTheTea🍵 is offline
Dead👻⚰ is offline
💐🦋Innocent Bean🦋💐 is offline
🌷🦋Innocent Bean 2🦋🌷 is offline
💙🥀Rokuriki🥀💙 is offline
❄Youriki❄ is offline

|♕🌺Wholesome Big Sis🌺♕
> Bye Houdzuki, see you soon 💕

|🌼🦋Precious Child🦋🌼
> Bye Noriko 💖

🌼🦋Precious Child🦋🌼 is offline
♕🌺Wholesome Big Sis🌺♕ is offline

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